- Wed, 15:55: Petition to: 1. Discover the gene that makes things cat-sized 2. Put it in elephants, bears, sloths, etc. 3. Tiny animals in every home!
- Wed, 20:02: RT @ZachWeiner: They should do a gritty reboot of Game of Thrones.
- Wed, 22:24: RT @Pentadact: Yesterday I wrote about a remarkable clash of British politeness in which I was vaguely embrangled: http://t.co/GvU6Dz7NAy
- Wed, 22:31: Not sure if idiot or Perl script... https://t.co/lH0MbYFzKX
- Wed, 22:36: RT @studiesincrap: Resume Verbs Authorized Copy-Pasted Googled Impactfully Facilitated Snacking Maintained EyeContact w/o Awkwardness Resi…
- Wed, 23:21: RT @NDXON: a google doc with thousands of contributors all conversing. "page 1887 crew represent!" "get the fuck off page 9281 scrub" "lol…