My tweets

Mon, 18:03: RT @QuantumPirate: Software as a Service Platform as a Service Overusing "as a Service" as a Service SHOUTING AS A SERVICE Your mum as a Se…
Mon, 18:04: RT @thedailymash: World beginning to realise that sport is evil http://t.co/PONsrVxSK9
Mon, 18:28: RT @ThePatanoiac: They called it "The Manhattan Project of Astrology." Splitting Gemini into two constellations wounded destiny itself. htt…
Mon, 18:34: RT @FoodPit: Frank Herbert's Sherbet Turbot. Misguided pop up celebrating Dune's 50th anniversary. Fish "worms" are served hidden in fizzy …
Mon, 18:37: RT @GaryDelaney: The plural of 'irregular plural' is 'irregular plurals', which seems like a wasted opportunity.
Mon, 19:47: RT @TwopTwips: WOODWORK TEACHERS. Make your subject seem more interesting to kids by renaming it 'Pinecraft'. (via @scottywrotem)
Tue, 06:33: RT @patio11: s/engineer shortage/insufficient readily identifiable supply of engineers I'm willing to hire at the price I'd prefer to pay/g
Tue, 06:41: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: The bugs are coming from INSIDE the developers