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My tweets

Tue, 16:14: RT @thedailymash: Boris still not likeable http://t.co/5sNVlyriJS
Wed, 02:05: RT @EmrgencyKittens: "Everything will be okay" http://t.co/HqIevpiqy5
Wed, 02:08: RT @sixthformpoet: I'm like a fine wine: most of the people who say they like me have no idea what they're talking about.
Wed, 02:13: RT @SoVeryBritish: "I'll be up in a sec" - Translation: I'll be up when I've read 92% of the internet
Wed, 02:28: RT @VikParuchuri: Are you a "rockstar" programmer? Someone made a keyboard just for you. http://t.co/A4lt2KJuid
Wed, 02:44: RT @daveexmachina: Q: I speak without hearing, eat without chewing, touch without asking, and arrive without being invited. What am I? A: …
Wed, 06:27: RT @ThePatanoiac: Every punctuation mark that you miss while typing remains inside your brain, clogging the spaces between lobes and weighi…
Wed, 06:38: Host: So, how many other vineyards have you had tastings at today? Me: Four? Her: Five? Our guide & driver: Six. http://t.co/WGQwZcTzYB
Wed, 07:02: Some of the street art lights up! As do some of the trees! It's all rather lovely... http://t.co/uMn6UVMweB
Wed, 07:03: "Yes, hello? I'm calling to report several couples salsa dancing next to a giant illuminated bear..." http://t.co/AnbpiodVPm

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