My tweets

Thu, 20:52: RT @amateuradam: .@Beyonce How about this for a Twitter bio? “Assessing people’s readiness for jelly since 2001.” You’re welcome.
Thu, 20:59: RT @TheOnion: Study Finds Working At Work Improves Productivity http://t.co/S1KQOeeaUQ http://t.co/T5N3TI4yEx
Thu, 21:18: RT @thedailymash: ‘Straight Pride’ parade organiser gives up after realising all parades are a bit camp http://t.co/jo0ufGcxr5
Thu, 22:22: RT @JakeSwearingen: ty @Shutterstock for making me feel… anything. truly stock photography is the axe for the frozen sea inside us http://t…
Thu, 22:55: RT @TheOnion: Sexist Men Found To Be Bigger Losers http://t.co/SaJpN9rVFz #WhatDoYouThink? http://t.co/T40hkflk6s
Fri, 00:40: RT @ThePatanoiac: BOOKS IN JARS: http://t.co/QJAFSW7bd0 http://t.co/jg6iASAQUu
Fri, 00:47: RT @FrameOfStack: "Have you tried setting up a narrative in which talking about the problem is an important means to its solution?"
Fri, 00:58: RT @Wangleberry: .@FrogCroakley 🎵 Picture a whale with a hummingbird's head 🎵 🎵 It's a fever dream vision of hell 🎵
Fri, 00:59: RT @Wangleberry: .@FrogCroakley 🎵 One is too big and the other's too small 🎵 🎵 They're conjoined by an unholy spell 🎵
Fri, 00:59: RT @Wangleberry: .@FrogCroakley 🎵 (Ohhh) There's a wizard who needs to be stopped 🎵 🎵 (Yeah) There's a wizard that needs to be stopped...

Fri, 01:03: RT @ryanqnorth: Call me a prude, but I'm not sure I want ANYTHING entering me "primarily through the lungs but also the eyeballs" http://t…
Fri, 01:13: RT @adrianchm: How vehicles work in #Fallout3/NV. One of the most spectacular examples of the hacks that game developers do. http://t.co/bi…
Fri, 01:23: RT @TheStrangeLog: Bears and Wolves can no longer mate.
Fri, 01:25: RT @FoodPit: Raise the Steaks—Hugely upsetting grill/casino—Nurture a calf. Love it. Comfort it Spin the wheel Risk everything Enjoy your…
Fri, 01:29: RT @malki: I figured out how to indicate sarcasm in text! You just use double punctuation. I am so excited to share this with the world!!
Fri, 04:56: RT @KrisLorischild: Never noticed this before. Why does Steven Universe only have one style of shirt? It's his dad's unsold band shirts. ht…