- Tue, 12:11: RT @Pundamentalism: My hedges are no longer connected after I pruned them with non-secateurs.
- Tue, 12:22: RT @Brainmage: Got a gig at an archery club tonight. Best write some nock nock jokes.
- Tue, 12:24: RT @gshowitt: "How can we best appear as a mob of cartoonish, moustache-twirling shitheels?" "Fox hunting?" "FOX HUNTING." *they all wank …
- Wed, 08:44: RT @Charlotteis: Today I wish my job took place in a duvet and the work was to sleep and the payment was also sleep.
Fri, 08:11: RT @ TheOnion: Express a socially-acceptable level of individuality with a shirt from the Onion Store today.…
Wed, 15:05: RT @ fart: Okay Twitter, I'm seeing a lot of discussion on this piece of media and nearly all of it ignores a crucial fact that,…
Wed, 07:58: RT @ Jwhitbrook: welcome to JURASSIC PORG https://t.co/ytblA3dm7o