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  • Wed, 15:31: RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Brave Mountain Lion Fends Off Group Of Hikers http://t.co/ENc7vJ3w62 http://t.co/FCkNkiDx3o
  • Wed, 17:07: Him: "Today's data is different to yesterday's. Can you figure out why?" Me: "Sure!" Him: "BTW, we deleted yesterday's data." Me: "… Fuck."
  • Wed, 18:01: RT @scaryduck: *Subscribes* http://t.co/LGeI0LxGzU
  • Wed, 18:02: RT @Glitter_brawl: Just had an overwhelming sense of nausea at all the times I wrote on pencil cases and bags "I love ______ IDST" IF DES…
  • Wed, 18:02: RT @Glitter_brawl: THOSE WORDS ARE STILL FLOATING AROUND IN THE UNIVERSE SOMEWHERE WITH THE RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION OF A 13 YEAR OLD, INSISTI…
  • Wed, 21:13: RT @MemberOfSpecies: All that is required for evil to triumph is for good men to build superweapons and fire them, cackling, at a helpless,…
  • Thu, 07:43: RT @matthaig1: The only real flaw in David Cameron promising a better Britain for all is that he is already Prime Minister and everything i…
  • Thu, 09:01: I suspect that: (risk of dying in office fire * agony of burning to death) < (certain agony of weekly fire alarm test)
  • Thu, 09:05: ... And yet the ethics board won't approve my proposed study 'Die in a fire: the case for'. It's Health & Safety culture gone berserk.

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