- Thu, 22:29: .@hiacre & I invented normality lessons: you're told how to feel about famous people & played key bits of music, film & TV, so you can pass…
- Thu, 22:31: …except those already exist: newspapers. Pick a group (from decadent leftist to wide-band bigot), buy their paper, believe it, & you're done
- Thu, 22:49: RT @wonderella: Quick blanket apology to absolve myself for anything I have done or will do in the future.
- Fri, 10:00: RT @Aiannucci: Eclipse: celestial phenomenon in which the sun is totally obscured by a cloud the exact size and shape of the sky.
- Fri, 10:01: RT @SoVeryBritish: "I'm off to bed" - Translation: "I'm off to stare at my phone in another part of the house"
- Fri, 10:04: RT @TwopTwips: REMEMBER to reset your sundial after today's eclipse. (via @SaliBerisha1)