- Wed, 12:36: RT @BeeStapler: "Doctor, anyone I talk to flips me off with both hands and leaves!" "Take 2 of these" *stands up* "and call me in the morn…
- Wed, 20:31: RT @SimonFr: The main forms of authentication are something you've lost, something you were and something you've forgotten.
- Wed, 20:32: RT @EmrgencyKittens: didn't really need a study to know this one http://t.co/bdAeWyYMMN
- Wed, 20:35: RT @_Enanem_: My jazz themed playground's almost complete… but it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.
- Wed, 20:37: RT @wonderella: Nick Fury getting shot at by 30 cops is probably the most realistic scene in any superhero film.
- Thu, 07:56: RT @amateuradam: Going to get "LIFESTYLE" tattooed on my cock. Life's too short.
- Thu, 08:08: RT @mallelis: okay I'm sorry I'M SORRY but then HOW IS AYN RAND NOT ON MONEY YET @nicolecallahan
- Thu, 09:32: RT @reelmolesworth: another morning gluing TENTAKELS to molesworth 2 so he can atend #WorldBookDay as CTHULHU for the 4th yere running chiz
Fri, 21:33: RT @ brian_bilston: "Sometimes the power of a homophone can come out of nowhere and hit you like a truck," articulated Laurie.…
Thu, 16:37: RT @ fro_vo: brb: be right back my brain: ᵇᵒʳᵇ https://t.co/MuASmSBnN9 Thu, 16:38: RT @ realaccountyeah: plato clutching his…
Wed, 13:53: RT @ Pecnut: Jack Reacher books use the phrase “That’s for damn sure” on average 5.64 times per novel. @ LeeChildReacher 💀📚…