March 26th, 2021

Cute overload

My tweets

  • Thu, 12:07: RT @gamoid: It’s cool that the only two outcomes are “one billion daily active users” or “it’s garbage, trash it” https://t.co/Fes095EyF6
  • Thu, 12:08: RT @fro_vo: DETECTIVE: someone on this train *narrows eyes* is a CAT CONDUCTOR: oh no PASSENGER: oh no ME: oh no *slowly pushes detectiv…
  • Thu, 12:12: RT @rajat_suresh: Hello I am a boss for amazon and would like to say we do not force our workers to piss anywhere other than the toilet. Al…
  • Thu, 12:12: RT @InternetHippo: hire me to be a social media consultant for your giant corporation, i will charge you $500k to tell you to never tweet a…
  • Thu, 12:21: RT @josecastillo: Selected machine learning attacks; first in a series. 1. Cyberpunk 2. Looney Tunes 3. Magritte 4. Witchcraft https://…
  • Thu, 12:22: RT @RexChapman: Timeline cleanser: The shock and awe on the face of this kitten upon realizing he has more than one paw to lick is just w…
  • Thu, 12:22: RT @sarahoconnor_: The UK Supreme Court ruled (mostly male) Uber drivers are "workers" owed minimum wage even when they're waiting between…
  • Thu, 12:23: RT @tomwhoscontrary: Need a superhero and/or pornstar name? I submit for your consideration: NYK ORION GINGA CHEETAH JOLLY COBALTO ENERGY…
  • Thu, 12:30: RT @tomwhoscontrary: It was long thought impossible, but an Italian has finally find something useful you can do with a Nespresso capsule.…
  • Thu, 12:30: RT @emollick: Thing to never do again: open offices. In addition to being terrible places to work, (they actually lower communication!) the…
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