December 26th, 2018

Cute overload

My tweets

  • Tue, 13:18: RT @iamchrisscott: Mariah Carey beginning with “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then revealing she wants “you” is such a good burn
  • Tue, 13:18: RT @_NadiaPotia_: Literally don’t fall for fake outrage. Ask your local feminist what feminists are actually mad about. It’s probably r…
  • Tue, 13:18: RT @PlagueOfGripes: An apparition appears in your room, alongside a more successful looking doppelganger of yourself. Apparition: " - and…
  • Tue, 13:20: Pictured: Me & @tinyjo's Christmas plans https://t.co/hh8vlifL86
  • Tue, 18:16: RT @KT_NRE: I feel that as a culture, we have overemphasized St. Nick's toy delivery service and underemphasized his brief career as a necr…
  • Tue, 18:17: RT @matvelloso: Customer: I need a baby Junior dev: With one pregnant woman we can deliver it in 2 years Senior dev: Make it 4 years Pr…
  • Tue, 18:18: RT @VictorianHumour: When your family groans at this year's crop of Christmas cracker jokes, remind them that it could be worse... - Yorks…
  • Tue, 18:19: RT @Oysterband1: A happy, peaceful Christmas everyone. Doesn’t matter if you don’t buy the backstory, we can’t wish each other peace and ha…
  • Tue, 18:19: RT @Ross_Lawson: Scrooge: [flings open window] You! Boy! What day is this? Me: Today, sir? Why, 'tis Monday. No, Tuesday. Isn't it? No, wa…
  • Tue, 18:24: RT @Jeanniesky: https://t.co/UNWBNAte7x Merry Christmas Y'all
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