My tweets
- Wed, 10:39: I see that @RBS have replaced the Queen with 2 otters. Cabin Pressure fans, I assume :) (cc @JohnFinnemore) https://t.co/XLZVx2AC4E
- Wed, 10:41: RT @punchesbears: I'm updating my privacy policy. Sometimes I eat cookies while I read your tweets. This is to personalize my experience.
- Wed, 10:43: RT @missdotti: Cis men: I’m not here for your bullshit. https://t.co/mrgDsIh69I
- Wed, 10:44: RT @cawhitworth: the 8th wonder is a glacier made entirely of ham https://t.co/bWKwqZSlNG
- Wed, 10:44: RT @thomas_violence: the two types of unpopular opinion are "popular opinion" and "demonstrably incorrect position that the person is weird…
- Wed, 10:44: RT @matthews_bd: Twitter is a website for people who heard the Serenity Prayer and said “That right there is the most wrong it is possible…
- Wed, 10:49: Got nerd-sniped outside work by this lorry koan. Spent far too long staring at it trying to decide whether it's tru… https://t.co/UWE4L9C0v5
- Wed, 11:01: RT @underthenettle: this is a public lecture I thought about going to tonight but fuck, what a notification https://t.co/wwmFJdnBrr
- Wed, 11:01: RT @SamSykesSwears: Congrats to Generation Z on their very first kill! May the blood on your lips taste sweeter than wine! https://t.co/CLK…
- Wed, 11:02: RT @MCNebrewla: Asked on a date tonight what I really judge people for. NOT LABELLING AXES ON THEIR PLOTS may have come out of my mouth a b…