January 21st, 2017

Cute overload

My tweets

  • Fri, 15:56: RT @slatestarcodex: "I'm fascinated by Oberon, Lord of the Fairies," Tom said, faking interest.
  • Fri, 15:59: "If I shout into this fire, it flares up", Tom bellowed.
  • Sat, 11:23: RT @jonathan_michie: At last, the UK Government sets out their Brexit plan in terms we can all understand https://t.co/aeEw4JLXid
  • Sat, 11:26: RT @katefeetie: The most reliable prompt to get a good story from every woman in a room is "ever worked with a guy who just fucking yelled…
  • Sat, 11:27: RT @TwopTwips: RUIN any porn film by closing your eyes and imagining it’s a documentary about asthma. (via @RichardWiseman)
  • Sat, 11:29: RT @d_duhwit: My buddy tried to tell me he got a job in a movie as one of the arms of a giant octopus, but I don't think he's being forthri…