My tweets
- Sun, 18:22: RT @ianvisits: It's a strange world where mulled spice flavoured bleach not only exists, but is considered to be essential. https://t.co/p8…
- Sun, 18:44: RT @aedison: Saw a boot stamping on a human face, forever, earlier. Didn’t intervene in the situation, but did assure the victim I wouldn’t…
- Mon, 07:17: RT @mattadamkeay: Rare photo of the UK leaving the EU. https://t.co/beA3LsJ8f0
- Mon, 07:34: RT @bookwitchsara: No matter how goth you think you are, you aren't Charlotte "I repaired my mourning shoes with the hair of my dead siblin…
- Mon, 07:36: RT @QwertyJones3: "Welcome to another meeting of Horse Club. Let's try to actually get something done today. All in favor?" Crowd: "NEIGH!…
- Mon, 08:16: RT @truegritrumble: ME: If home is where the heart is, I guess I live under a canopy of bloody bones. DMV WORKER: I'm not putting that on y…
- Mon, 08:37: RT @saltire: @Bodegacats_ https://t.co/18LDGdVBwa
- Mon, 08:58: RT @Thiefree: There's jokes that only snowballs know about the strangeness of the sun. Are you melting friend? Me too! Absurd, we come undo…
- Mon, 09:01: RT @eyeswidebutt: if a bear is attacking you play dead and then play resurrection this will cause the bear to either worship u or deny ur e…
- Mon, 09:02: RT @anne_theriault: 5yo: if America had a war for independence then how did Canada become independent? Me: we sort of just waited until Eng…
