Sun, 13:19: RT @FoodPit: Splendaman, Highgate. Eerie Internet cafe. Ask for sugar in your tea and a vast, gaunt figure will emerge and give you sweeten…
Mon, 00:21: RT @pinupteacher: Best part of my job is convincing kids how dangerous running in the hallway is and later releasing them onto hot asphalt…
Mon, 07:44: RT @Brainmage: An absinthe advent calendar. Absinthe. Advent. Calendar. "Hey. Let's drink absinthe every day for a month" "Sure. I'm not bl…
Mon, 07:45: RT @CurlOfGradient: I have seen the error of my ways, but they were within acceptable tolerances. In fact, I have a little leeway I could t…
