Mon, 18:49: RT @TwopTwips: LEAVE CAMPAIGN. Provide directions to the polling station for your voters who ‘don’t recognise their own country anymore.’ (…
Mon, 18:54: RT @TheWoodenslurpy: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is also called practice.
Mon, 19:00: RT @MelKassel: ME: do dogs think we have three mouths because we pick stuff up with our hands? VET: where exactly is your dog ME: he's uh c…
Tue, 07:07: RT @existentialcoms: If Hillary becomes president, clothing manufacturers should have to start putting real pockets on women's clothes.
Tue, 07:09: RT @shutupmikeginn: Ray Bradbury passed away 4 years ago today. I like to think he's up there smiling, knowing we still enjoy his cream fil…
