My tweets
- Mon, 18:49: RT @TwopTwips: LEAVE CAMPAIGN. Provide directions to the polling station for your voters who ‘don’t recognise their own country anymore.’ (…
- Mon, 18:54: RT @TheWoodenslurpy: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is also called practice.
- Mon, 18:55: RT @TheOnion: Prince William Featured On Gay Magazine https://t.co/7Pyz8CdCvQ #WhatDoYouThink? https://t.co/KAAXKsk1KF
- Mon, 19:00: RT @MelKassel: ME: do dogs think we have three mouths because we pick stuff up with our hands? VET: where exactly is your dog ME: he's uh c…
- Tue, 07:07: RT @existentialcoms: If Hillary becomes president, clothing manufacturers should have to start putting real pockets on women's clothes.
- Tue, 07:09: RT @shutupmikeginn: Ray Bradbury passed away 4 years ago today. I like to think he's up there smiling, knowing we still enjoy his cream fil…
- Tue, 07:12: RT @shutupmikeginn: @eedrk this seems badass until you realize it is one of their majors https://t.co/AQPv5nsmRt
- Tue, 07:21: What3words - that XKCD password advice applied to global positioning. Not sure if joke, genius and/or madness… https://t.co/NuCa8iBwFk
- Tue, 07:23: RT @geekysteven: Y O U R H O M E I S F I R E ' S H O M E D O NOT Q U E S T I O N T H E M I G H T Y F L A M E https://t.co/RARhZtQ…
- Tue, 07:28: RT @moren1ke: i can probably guess tho https://t.co/VQLKQ328nK