My tweets
- Wed, 15:09: RT @ehdannyboy: My wife just used the same teabag twice so I called the police and they hit her with a restraining order.
- Wed, 22:43: RT @jonathantimar: Congrats, @Microsoft, on setting a new standard for unhelpful error messages. This will never be topped. #Windows10 http…
- Wed, 22:46: RT @MrMichaelSpicer: I remember when you had to make a phone gesture to tell someone you'd call them, because you didn't always have a phon…
- Thu, 00:15: RT @TwopTwips: MAKE your own trendy craft beer by putting a splash of elderflower cordial in a pint of John Smiths. (via @hodgo34)
- Thu, 00:19: RT @TheOnion: Relationship At Point Where Woman Has To Learn Boyfriend’s Family’s Weird Card Games http://t.co/WbQ9frYwy3 http://t.co/I7kHs…
- Thu, 00:47: RT @aedison: I don't carry much with me, except a few gadgets I need. Do I contradict myself? Very well. My pockets are large, they contain…
- Thu, 00:54: RT @FrogCroakley: .@NotTheRehearsal oh god but I would love to read (or write) a book about a dictator constantly having to put down teenag…
- Thu, 01:04: RT @girlonthenet: How do you tell if something's a genuine right or just a trick of the patriarchy? http://t.co/dVI3HWinj7 Wrote about THAT…
- Thu, 01:19: RT @wikisext: sext: you decide on my area(s) in which you wish to specialize as i familiarize myself with several stylebooks
- Thu, 01:35: RT @mathemaniac: The Nerd Venn Diagram via @Prometheus314 http://t.co/jrdOkdYmUu
