My tweets
- Sun, 13:47: Our waiter called us "love", "mate" & "beauties". Was he from Newfoundland, perhaps? Nope, turns out he'd stayed in London last summer...
- Sun, 16:24: In a cafe without wifi. They've covered the walls in crap & offensive jokes, like a sort of cargo-cult Twitter... http://t.co/nx3mh3vUV1
- Sun, 16:27: Today I have learned that my breakfast capacity is approximately half a lumberjack's.
- Mon, 00:53: RT @tomwhoscontrary: @lizbatty Also still disappointed that a tankini is not a cocktail with composite armour and a 120 mm gun.
- Mon, 01:11: RT @thedailymash: Britons ‘not prejudiced, just thick’ http://t.co/G4nPNz0b3u
- Mon, 01:25: RT @undeadmolly: I'm bailing on this nature walk if the hunter doesn't become the hunted soon.
- Mon, 05:13: RT @wonky_donky: still watching this on loop via @Raphaelite_Girl http://t.co/AOTrOpj1hf
- Mon, 05:28: RT @Arr: "I think I'm the smartest man alive, because, if the smartest man alive thinks that, it's good enough for me"-Jimmy who doesn't ha…
- Mon, 05:53: Took a rather soggy morning gondola trip above the clouds. Our fellow travellers were mostly literal mountain bikers. http://t.co/cQWLtnPW3V
- Mon, 06:01: Arrived in Kelowna during an unexpected music festival, & now enjoying the mingled sounds of bass, rain & traffic through the hotel window.
