May 13th, 2015

Cute overload

My tweets

  • Tue, 12:11: RT @Pundamentalism: My hedges are no longer connected after I pruned them with non-secateurs.
  • Tue, 12:22: RT @Brainmage: Got a gig at an archery club tonight. Best write some nock nock jokes.
  • Tue, 12:24: RT @gshowitt: "How can we best appear as a mob of cartoonish, moustache-twirling shitheels?" "Fox hunting?" "FOX HUNTING." *they all wank …
  • Wed, 08:44: RT @Charlotteis: Today I wish my job took place in a duvet and the work was to sleep and the payment was also sleep.