January 28th, 2015

Cute overload

My tweets

  • Tue, 12:31: Enhanced in translation: a status update from our Chinese IT manager begins "Many things are happening that are beyond your imagination."
  • Tue, 13:31: Colleague's ergonomic assessment: "How tall are you?" "6' 3"." "OK. By the way, all your answers are confidential." "…That one isn't really"
  • Tue, 13:49: Apparently said colleague has 'Long Back Syndrome', which strikes me as a pretty poorly-disguised way to medicalise 'inconveniently tall'.
  • Tue, 13:57: RT @jessamyn: DeathHacks Tech tips for people who are going to die. My article @Medium about executrixing & reverse engineering. https://t…
  • Tue, 20:56: RT @gshowitt: SEXT: You awake to find a luxury shovel in your bed. I have built three snowmen in your garden, and I am crouching naked insi…
  • Tue, 21:36: RT @oliverburkeman: The entire forthcoming UK election campaign foretold in detail by @flashboy. Excellent. http://t.co/LTb8ToVeno
  • Wed, 08:15: RT @ClickHole: Meet The Man Who Wrote The Song That Played During Dial-Up Internet Connections http://t.co/5gKpqwMg9l http://t.co/JYAs4hU0Yz
  • Wed, 08:38: RT @amateuradam: Saint Graham is patron saint of the Shit Anagram.
  • Wed, 10:31: RT @FoodPit: Dulce de Leche est Pro Patria Mori. Grim bakery. We recommend a loaf of "the old rye". Sweet but messy, so expect an ecstasy o…
  • Wed, 11:16: Anyone up for seeing Purity Ring in London on Thurs 30 Apr @ Shepherd's Bush Empire (hence an easy bus from Oxford)? http://t.co/r3eOfOygvu