To: [adminstrators of a pension scheme I paid into for a few months 9 years ago]
Reference no: [redacted]
I've just received my statement of benefits for this scheme, which estimates that by 2042 I can expect a pension of £20.00 a year. Granted, if all goes to plan, by 2042 I'll be living in space within a brand-new robot body, but that kind of money won't even cover the cost of having the micro-meteorite dents buffed out of my shiny metal chest-plate.
I would therefore like to close this account, either by transferring it to my current pension (I am with [current pension scheme], if this is meaningful and relevant) or by simply withdrawing the money. I would be grateful if you would let me know what options are open to me.