My plan to use the weekend to write somewhat deeper posts is thwarted by my brain's current unwillingness to focus, a problem that is seemingly only exacerbated by having more time in which to try. Luckily, I have a recommendation for which an elaborate post would actually be inappropriate: ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS (allcapsanimals). As the subtitle promises, it's just what it sounds like: photo of animal(s), short text vignette, Caps Lock always on. It's patchy, but has a pretty good hit rate, and even when the text isn't great you're still looking at a nice photo of (for example) a bear, a bug, some birds, or a cat riding a pony. And because it's tumblr it's got a nifty visual archive page that you can trawl through at your leisure.
ARE YOU OLDER THAN JESUS?
ARE YOU OLDER THAN PLASTIC?
DID YOU INVENT PLASTIC?
WILL YOU THROW THE RINGS FROM PLASTIC SODA BOTTLES AT ME SO I CAN PLAY WITH THEM?