|Cassidy is not...||She is, in fact...|
|The size of a Shetland pony||Little at heart|
|A cold-hearted serial killer of rodents||A brave protector of our household from evil shrews|
|A busby with a face||A beautiful pussycat angel made of purrs|
Hopefully this will clear up a few of the misconceptions under which I have been labouring, thus contributing towards future household harmony.