Fri, 15:13: RT @flglmn: it’s like zuckerberg announcing that in future facebook will be moving away from showing you pictures of your friends’ families…
Fri, 15:15: RT @daniel_barker: You, a bright red coward: swimming away from the giant extinct squid boys Me, a calm, bright red heroic genius: standin…
Thu, 23:07: RT @DorsaAmir: Easily the funniest data viz I've ever seen. (1) First of all, it's a pie chart. (2) The total is greater than 100%. (3) The…
Thu, 23:08: RT @thejimsmith: “Welcome to Parsonage Park!” “You were so preoccupied with whether you could you didn’t stop to think if you should!” <<so…
Fri, 09:10: RT @ravenbookstore: Today a customer mentioned that she could get a new hardcover book online for $15. Our mission is not to shame anyone f…
Wed, 13:34: RT @amendlocke: I have little time for romance fiction, but there could be an opening of a mental space for novelists to explore a situatio…
Wed, 13:37: RT @Pundamentalism: Immaturity is contagious but not hereditary, which means you may not have it, but I could still get it from your mum.
Wed, 14:20: Subtreat (n) - A tweet or retweet targeted at a specific reader without directly mentioning them; but not passive-a… https://t.co/ww5nN7pXcu
Wed, 22:23: RT @lewis_goodall: This is how the Home Office think the system would operate. Blockchain, machine learning, internet of things and automat…
Thu, 07:50: RT @TheOnion: Paris Vows To Rebuild Notre Dame Despite Cosmic Absurdity Of Seeking Inherent Meaning In Fleeting Creations Of Man https://t.…
Tue, 21:41: RT @icecolbeveridge: For every cover of Diana Ross’s Chain Reaction, there’s an equal and opposite cover of Diana Ross’s Chain Reaction. Th…
Tue, 21:42: RT @davidottewell: So having analysed the names of 20,000-odd councillors I was going to do a map showing the most common local politicians…
Tue, 21:44: RT @tomwhoscontrary: See, in East Anglia we don't wait around for some random fire to come and destroy our cathedrals. No! We directly ensu…
Tue, 21:47: RT @tomwhoscontrary: Good thing they didn't get Buster Keaton to promote Liberty Bonds, or they would have somehow collapsed on top of the…
Tue, 21:47: RT @marccold: ME: whose dog are you DOG: I'M YOUR DOG I'M YOUR DOG YES YES YES TWIRL TWIRL ME: whose cat are you CAT: Possession is a so…
Mon, 21:47: RT @RobDotHutton: Can't get over the idea that The Telegraph's defence of Boris Johnson' journalism is that no reasonable person would take…
Tue, 07:44: RT @GntlmnGuardian: Guest at a party: "I overheard you saying you work in cybersecurity?" Me: "Yup. Yanno, if you tell me your password, I…
Tue, 07:55: RT @PPathole: Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep…
Tue, 07:56: RT @datingdecisions: This twitter account calls out press releases of studies on mice that discuss the studies as if they were performed on…
Sat, 12:57: RT @Snewsma: People of the Pun, may I present today's offering, recognizing that you might have to be of a certain age to get it. https://t…
Sat, 13:32: Shout out to the dude with the 'I still hate Thatcher' badge who just bought a copy of Lenin's 'Marxism on the Stat… https://t.co/RghuJc7DE0
Sat, 13:33: RT @chick_in_kiev: i’ve found it. the most american thing of all. it’s a paid way to register your pets so hellbound non-christians can car…
Sat, 21:35: RT @sarahquaint: But of course: what will the mummified cats play with if you don't mummify some mice? I bet they rattle perfectly. (Aris…
Sat, 21:36: RT @rahaeli: This thread (and the previous installment it links) is a fucking fabulous lab exercise for SO MANY REASONS https://t.co/RLWgGo…
Sat, 21:37: RT @Choplogik: we write "Millenials Are Killing The [X] Industry" because when you write "Unsustainable Profit-Driven Systems Are Crumbling…
Sun, 08:33: RT @sannewman: When God closes a door, His cat immediately starts meowing to be let out. When God opens the door, God's cat sits down and l…
Sun, 08:51: RT @foeyeahboi: “you have until the end of the month to pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of th…
Fri, 12:45: RT @dracomallfoys: actors in period costumes behind the scenes with modern technology will never fail to be the funniest thing https://t.co…
Fri, 16:48: RT @Brainmage: Boris Johnson, what happens when a bale of hay goes to Eton. Boris Johnson, with the laugh of a friend and the soul of a ham…
Fri, 21:16: RT @MollyMEP: I'm really happy to report that I am currently Mr Mogg's MEP and I operate constructively and cooperatively in the European P…
Fri, 22:06: RT @thatbilloakley: My daughter told me that if you say "Rise Up Lights" out loud it sounds like you are saying "Razor Blades" with an Aust…
Fri, 22:16: RT @aedison: Yes, it’s an unending nightmare and a death sentence for the U.K. economy, but I’ll say this for Brexit: at least we all under…
Sat, 07:56: RT @DawnFinney13: For me. this piece shows the continuing subjugation of the female. McAuley's 'Provocation' explores the ongoing assumptio…
Sat, 11:27: RT @jrobertlennon: Hey synthesizer/stompbox people: if you have a piece of 9v or 12v equipment with no hardware on/off switch that uses the…
Thu, 13:33: RT @j4: THREAD of lovely mythical explanations for the state of old books (I'm not selling this well but it's good TRUST ME) https://t.co/7…
Thu, 13:39: RT @Mickey_McCauley: 1992: There are 8 websites. they do nothing 1999: There are 5 million websites dedicated to every conceivable interes…
Thu, 15:09: RT @ZachWeiner: Did u know that you can cure ALL SORTS of disease by training your immune system? It was invented 100s of years ago by a DA…
Thu, 15:10: RT @gideondefoe: Funny how all our decades of supposedly superior one-party-in-charge 'stable' politics (not like those unreliable continen…
Thu, 08:53: RT @nathanwpyle: if you have several tasks that must be done immediately, try this: Make a list of the tasks and rank them in order of imp…
Thu, 08:55: RT @RichardElwes: A short thread on fractal villages. On Monday I visited the delightful village of Bourton on the Water, where there is -…
Thu, 10:59: RT @gilbertjasono: Everyone needs to cut Joe Biden some slack. He comes from a different time, when you had to sniff a woman’s hair to make…
Tue, 22:19: RT @dansuth: Because why would a system for registering foreign people from places with funny-spelling names need any other characters than…
Tue, 22:22: RT @benmccormack2: @seanjonesqc Sat at boss’s desk as a trainee. He’s out. Desk drawer has a post it note on saying ‘do not open’. Stare at…
Wed, 07:44: Dunno if any of you like cycling, cats, and/or beautiful scenery, but retweeting this just on the off-chance https://t.co/VSHAEcqgKM
Wed, 07:53: RT @GordPennycook: The Guardian published an article titled "Why smart people are more likely to believe fake news" which cites *in that ve…
Wed, 11:08: RT @jimwaterson: Bill Heine, the man who in 1986 stuck a giant shark on the roof of his terraced house in Oxford, has died. He fought plann…
Mon, 14:49: RT @AsEasyAsRiding: When the answer is unequivocally “no” (no country in the world does this, and our own government has repeatedly stated…
Mon, 16:16: I explained the quirks of a new data source to a colleague. Her reply: 'Thanks, this is helpful - although it is al… https://t.co/6BtuHkFBYJ
Mon, 20:56: RT @ftrain: Today is the greatest day online, both a great day for unfunny, self-congratulatory tech dorks and for exhausting, sanctimoniou…
Sun, 18:12: RT @AhirShah: A lot of people are quick to judge Iain Duncan Smith as either stupid or malicious, ignoring the far greater likelihood that…
Sun, 19:40: RT @tenderlove: I like to take bad code, mix it with good code, turn it in to AAA rated technical debt, then sell insurance on the debt htt…
Sun, 23:03: RT @DreddByDawn: Ah yes, remember the ole days of apolitical sci fi like *squints* Frankenstein, The War of the Worlds, Dune, The Boys from…
Sat, 14:35: RT @existentialcoms: Sometimes we just have to accept that certain things are fundamentally unknowable, such as how the universe got create…
Sat, 14:36: RT @HelloCullen: Radiohead are geniuses. Constantly innovating. Here is a favorite of mine off the album "The Nose of the World" https://…
Sat, 15:10: RT @lilah_sturges: If you feel like it's ok to depict rape for the sake of "realism" then you should ask yourself why you don't also want t…
Sat, 22:24: RT @EddyRhead: It’s 4am. You are on the way to the 24 hour garage for some Rizlas and two tins of Lilt. The rozzers stop you. Your mate has…
Sun, 00:30: RT @ROCKETDRAG: You know that "NASA SCREWS UP SPACESUIT SIZE OF ASTRONAUT PREVENTING FIRST ALL WOMAN SPACEWALK" story going around? Uh, yea…
Fri, 23:40: RT @JimMFelton: Dominic Raab resigned in protest against a deal he helped negotiate, said it was "worse than staying in the EU" and is now…
Fri, 23:45: RT @SchoolsWeek: Exclusive: Lord Agnew's cost-cutters told schools to save money by cutting pupils' lunch portions, pocket funds raised for…
Sat, 00:00: RT @PicPedant: Notes on fake-spotting, cognitive dissonance from false positives, and selecting for networked signs rather than cheap surfa…
Sat, 08:39: RT @AlexWattsEsq: Imagine if anyone at a senior level in politics was willing to put even the merest flicker of thought into considering wh…
Thu, 12:26: RT @Simon_Pegg: Colonel K and Penfold release an urgent message, appealing for information on the whereabouts of Danger Mouse. https://t.co…
Thu, 16:31: RT @AOC: Like many other women + working people, I occasionally suffer from impostor syndrome: those small moments, especially on hard days…
Thu, 16:35: RT @leonardpierce: Capitalists: Well we certainly learned our lesson with Theranos, never again /another well-connected pretty blonde lad…
Thu, 19:22: RT @nathanwpyle: one syllable nouns are all onomatopoeia, because if you drop these things on a hard floor, this is the exact sound they ma…
Wed, 13:01: RT @dubsteppenwolf: Hey here's a question. How come almost every thing described as a "guilty pleasure" is feminine coded. That was rhetori…
Wed, 13:04: RT @WaterstonesTCR: We are now arranging all our books by the Dewey Binary System. 0 is for good books 1 is for bad books
Wed, 16:14: RT @AlexWattsEsq: This is a satisfying chunk of if/then decision-making geared around avoiding a bad outcome. It will die on its arse in th…
Wed, 20:13: RT @jasonpwoodbury: Honestly, why not give the Nobel prize in literature to the “all-present and nothing-knowing” poet of our age, who writ…
Wed, 20:26: RT @HorribleSanity: A top contender for "Greatest Magazine Article Ever" is that time in 1909 when the "Strand" imagined what would happen…
Wed, 21:56: RT @ryanqnorth: I didn't truly understand jocks until the day I realized that wearing your favourite team's jersey... is really just entry-…
Tue, 17:37: RT @bexin2d: Whatever someone's brexit leaning, the (ostensibly) fastest option with lightest cognitive load to comprehend will be easiest…
Wed, 08:56: RT @americanwombat: Actually the first program I ever wrote for production was a shell script because I didn't know any languages really. I…
Wed, 08:58: RT @sannewman: Any sufficiently advanced technology is selling your information to advertisers.
Wed, 09:03: RT @duckgirlie: Baby shoes do do do do do do do Baby shoes do do do do do do do Baby shoes do do do do do do do Never worn
Wed, 09:06: RT @MooseAllain: If like me you've ever been accused of being born in a barn and want to chat about it, remember, my door is always open.
Tue, 09:44: RT @meowlivia_: Interviewer: Tell me about a time when you had to solve a difficult problem Me: I had a bug in my code and couldn't find a…
Tue, 09:47: RT @Scriblit: Day one thousand and whatever: MPs continue to say something desperately must be done & then vote against doing something; in…
Tue, 09:48: RT @DrGirlPhD: I'm glad the petition is getting ao many signatures, but if you think that Westminster is incapable of ignoring the populati…
Tue, 09:53: RT @Probgoblin: An owl that looks after other bird's hatchlings is a hootenanny. You have read and cannot unread this which means I have o…
Sun, 19:44: RT @grahamsleight: Lovecraft: “The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its conte…
Sat, 15:19: RT @WaterstonesTCR: Did you know, if you were to sit down to read every book in our shop, one after the other, it would take 12 hours until…
Sat, 19:03: RT @oh_pollo: Last night the North Bergen High School in New Jersey put on 'Alien' as their school play and it looks absolutely incredible.…
Sat, 22:17: RT @WindleBeth: The only thylacine photo that doesn't make me sad. Two thylacines basking in the sun. 🌞 Stay in the moment. https://t.co/u…
Sat, 22:18: RT @squeezyjohn: I have been shocked by the sheer number of people on this tour not buying CDs and complaining that we're not on Spotify.…
Sun, 11:25: RT @AlexWattsEsq: Just kill them all Theresa. Earn a fragile morsel of national respect by hunting these nakedly profiteering bat people th…
Fri, 18:11: RT @substack: next-level propaganda coming out of @kickstarter: weaponizing (and thereby cheapening) social justice language in order to bu…
Fri, 18:14: RT @__apf__: 2019: Please click to subscribe! 👇 1999: This show is made possible by viewers like you 1979: And now, a message from our spon…
Thu, 12:20: RT @AlexWattsEsq: Hello boys and girls! This morning me and Teddy are going to have a look and see what's going on in the world! Shall we l…
Thu, 13:52: RT @pressfuturist: And this sort of rubbish is one of the reasons we are where we are: journalists wilfully lying and then breezily laughin…
Thu, 13:53: RT @jasminechorley: love too run a university as a business but call it a community when i get in trouble
Thu, 23:39: RT @marykmac: I keep seeing this and thinking that country clubs must be pretty awful if they’re basically identical to prisons but with ta…
Thu, 23:39: RT @marnanel: For "How am I going to explain X to my kids?" read "How can I make my kids as anti-X as I am?" in almost all cases.
Thu, 23:40: RT @j4: Img: "Sack races are the BEST THING IN THE WORLD. That I know of. ... Apart from chocolate. And sweeties. ... And Hazel. Hazel numb…
Thu, 23:42: RT @mainframed767: If you guessed option 3 you're right! They changed the password to ******** and then when the auditors reviewed it they…
Thu, 23:50: RT @HaggardHawks: To KITTLE is to stop trying to do something because you keep failing at it. (English Dialect Dictionary, 1905) https://…
Fri, 00:00: RT @lithub: "As everyone knows, when you’re not in the mood for it, porn is gross. After the first few hours, it was also unendurably borin…
Wed, 18:15: RT @The_Law_Boy: sorry electoral college haters, but if we get rid of longstanding American institutions just because they're dumb as shit,…
Wed, 21:37: RT @iamscassidy: The Patron Saint of copying people into emails is St Francis of a CC
Wed, 21:39: RT @j4: Now it's all bickering. Img: [counts hastily on fingers] "SIX words for you, Hazel: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME." H: "I AM the boss…
Wed, 21:41: RT @willsh: Helen has just coined the most wonderful phrase; MULTIFAFFING. It’s the ability to be constantly on the cusp of doing several t…
Wed, 21:41: RT @tef_ebooks: programmers tend to read essays until they getting to the first line they disagree with and then tweet about it, like a com…
Wed, 21:55: RT @StephenMossGdn: @jonathancoe Grayling clouds blanketed a leadsom, mordaunt sky all through that may. No gauke or rudd stirred amid the…
Wed, 08:18: RT @LunaLaviolette: Apparently this is supposed to be anti-trans propaganda put out by the Catholic Church but like... That's the single mo…
Wed, 08:20: RT @mwichary: Earlier this month, @hannahjdotca alerted me to the existence of this weird novelty calendar with a cat in front of an old HP…
Mon, 20:34: RT @joncstone: France’s EU minister names her cat 'Brexit' because ‘he meows loudly to be let out but just stands there when I open the doo…
Sun, 14:03: RT @ArfMeasures: [In an antiques shop] This is even better than yesterday
Sun, 18:33: RT @Rainmaker1973: This mildly terrifying CT scan was made by Scott Echols capturing tiny blood vessels in the head of a pigeon, created by…
Sun, 22:47: RT @AlexWattsEsq: This year, celebrate St Patrick's Day like a real Irishman: in fear that the hard won peace you've enjoyed for not quite…
Sun, 23:52: RT @Fred_Delicious: If Pokémon has taught me anything it's that most of life's problems can be solved by owning a rat that can electrocute…
Sun, 23:53: RT @BobbyBigWheel: CHILD: I love Hagrid! JK ROWLING: Sadly he died from autoerotic asphyxiation in a Bangkok hotel room
Sun, 23:55: RT @vectorpoem: Myspace lost over 10 years worth of everyone's uploaded music. Don't put your work into lobster traps, people. Or if you mu…
Mon, 00:57: RT @vectorpoem: Pinterest's very fancy HQ is next door to where I work and every day I think about all those people going into that buildin…
Sat, 13:30: RT @CalSunday: After a mysterious freestyle ski run in last year’s Winter Olympics, people called Elizabeth Swaney a scam artist and the wo…
Sat, 18:25: Suddenly realised that sport is just procedurally-generated drama
Sat, 18:29: RT @daveexmachina: "go see Pagliacci" "I don't think that will work" "trust me. great clown" "no doc, I need more" "seeing Pagliacci is wha…
Fri, 13:09: Love to relax with an evening of anguished bellowing about Brexit followed by a board game about failing to protect… https://t.co/M5nksa7P0W
Fri, 23:12: For those who appreciate dinosaur figurines, the history of science, and/or puns. Which I'm pretty sure sure is all… https://t.co/zG4ynlhTLL
Fri, 08:33: RT @sriramk: When Google finds out that their real shot at taking over social media wasn’t Google Plus but actually Google Docs. 🙂 https://…
Fri, 08:47: RT @HowardManns: 4yo's decided "as a pancake" is an adverb of degree. So: "Flat as a pancake" = very flat "Cool as a pancake" = very cool "…
Fri, 09:56: RT @JohnFinnemore: It's all perfectly simple. Yesterday, some of Theresa May's MPs defied her by voting for the motion she put forward; tod…
Fri, 10:02: RT @americanwombat: I don't understand why if your code does lazy evaluation it's "clever" and "performant" but when I do it it's "concerni…
Wed, 19:52: RT @ZachWeiner: Your scientists were so occupied with whether they COULD [get funding] that they didn't stop to think if they SHOULD [becau…
Wed, 19:54: RT @ericallenhatch: CLERKS (1994): Science-fiction. Imagines a world in which vast collections of film and television can be accessed from…
Wed, 19:59: RT @existentialcoms: Dating red flags: - they lie about little things. - they treat you as a means to an end. - they only do good things be…
Wed, 23:36: RT @AbbieEvansXO: Mary: oh no my period is late Joseph: oh no how late Mary: I dunno, what's the date Joseph: hmm according to the calen…
Wed, 23:49: RT @carryonkeith: Anyone suggesting that Jacob Rees-Mogg has earned more than £7 million over the past 2 years is quite wrong. He hasn't ea…
Wed, 23:52: RT @oliviasolon: Earlier this year IBM released a dataset of 1 million photos of people's faces designed to reduce bias in facial recogniti…
Thu, 00:01: RT @ChuckWendig: After 26: THORNBACK After 36: DOOMWITCH After 46: HENGEQUEEN After 56: LIBERATED PAINMOTHER After 66: THE UNBURDENED E…
Tue, 17:52: RT @ianpauldukes: ME: But Lord, what about the times I saw only one set of footprints in the sand? JESUS: You know what, stop trying to be…
Mon, 22:59: RT @griffinkate: When people brought up immigration as the cause of housing pressures, J-P always pointed out the crazy amount of land devo…
Tue, 11:08: The news: so awful that you'd rather watch a PowerPoint implying that your dentist uses a hammer and/or spanner. Fo… https://t.co/iMBzr5EPU1
Mon, 00:32: RT @chloemmx: Incase you’ve ever wondered why women get so frustrated with our clothing sizes - every pair of jeans pictured, is a size 12…
Mon, 00:35: RT @_Enanem_: How can somebody own a Whippet and not call it Devo?
Mon, 00:54: RT @leonardpierce: I can't even begin to express how bizarre it is that 21st-century America is not only demanding nationalist loyalty oath…
Sun, 08:46: RT @loresjoberg: I'm not saying you SHOULD make a Greek mythology heist movie, I'm just saying that if you DO, you should call it "Apollo's…
Sun, 08:59: RT @womensart1: Russian artist Svetlana Petrova decided to add her big ginger cat to some iconic portraits and masterpieces #womensart…
Sun, 09:08: RT @bencjenkins: My brother just asked me a riddle: what's bigger than the moon, yet small as a house. And I thought about it for maybe an…
Fri, 21:22: RT @jamesgleave1: 10 teenagers were killed last year by knife crime and it's a national emergency. Summits are held and the army is offered…
Fri, 23:12: RT @benkling: I know it's cliche to say so, but this hospital charging parents "$39.95" to hold their newborn baby is a REALLY tight microc…
Thu, 14:25: RT @jfruh: not sure what led the nytimes to do this "check out this asshole" story but i for one thoroughly enjoyed it https://t.co/wxCxwuZ…
Thu, 14:52: RT @pervocracy: This is one of my favorite Wikipedia pages. There's some body parts--entire bones and muscles--that some people have and s…
Thu, 14:53: RT @Amusitr0n: *Cowboy stares at the horizon* "A storm's comin" [In the distance, Darude 'Sandstorm' can be heard faintly] *Cowboy cracks a…
Thu, 22:06: RT @j4: Realised a bit late in the day that H & I should dress up too to take Img to her #WorldBookDay disco. Photo: by Img. Clothes: model…
Wed, 20:08: RT @UnheimlichManvr: Just occurred to me that "sleep on it" & "you'll feel better in the morning" are really only variants of "have you tri…
Wed, 20:47: RT @Klonick: Thread for those who teach or study information privacy: So I gave my information privacy students (2Ls and 3Ls) a project for…
Wed, 20:49: RT @ClickHole: Affordable Housing FTW! This Cursed Ghost Ship Offers Free Room And Board To Anyone Willing To Join Their Eternally Damned C…
Thu, 08:52: RT @ManOnThe100: Yes policy decisions affect lives. But lives are being affected, why are we discussing policy??? - Clever Politics Man Rob…
Tue, 17:22: RT @tomwhoscontrary: What if, instead of destroying the ring, we *securitised* the ring, and issued a tranched Morgoth-backed security? htt…
Mon, 17:56: I found this to be a fascinating series about our dependence (acknowledged and unacknowledged) on Amazon, Facebook,… https://t.co/NnrPwzmFgN
Tue, 08:46: RT @Fionamills1: So sad about Keith Flint. I gave birth to my eldest son accompanied by 'firestarter' playing away because my husband had i…
Tue, 08:51: RT @wonderella: Free solo: mountain climbers are the pinnacle of bravery, commitment, and strength. Every mom: hm
Tue, 09:17: RT @AndrewChamings: Son, when I was young we didn’t have youtubes. If you wanted to see a startled penguin you had to go to the zoo and col…
Sun, 12:23: RT @mechapoetic: kids: we're afraid of dying because of climate change boomers: that's ridiculous! we're afraid a Japanese half-woman half…
Sun, 18:29: Amused to find that my watch's step-counter shows the date when I fell off my bike & knackered my arms, forcing me… https://t.co/Upp7fx4H9S
Sun, 23:08: RT @Daniel_bearman: Does the presence of a rosary praying mouse in An American Tail suggest the existence of a Roman Catholic Church exclus…
Sun, 23:16: RT @mrjohndarby: me: I've got a date tonight and I need all the help I can get barber: ok [later] her: you look nice barber, from under…
Sat, 12:51: RT @andrewhunterm: This is a fabulous and extraordinary story of how Liam Fox spent ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS getting just 8,000 download…
Sun, 11:00: RT @Lexialex: What is it that centrists today actually want? Hang on to some global warming? Health care for most but not all? More rights…
Sun, 11:02: RT @jamesrmcd: Alternative headline: Market experiment in HE fails spectacularly, risks destroying major national asset. 😡😡😡 https://t.co/k…
Sat, 08:53: RT @hayesdavenport: Now that all the bees are dying you have to be extra careful when you see a bee because it must be one of the strongest…
Sat, 10:02: RT @Choplogik: distressingly, not only does this app let you upload posts (horrendous, not clear how this passed QA), but by some sick fluk…
Sat, 10:29: RT @sheraincorrect: she-ra: hey there! my name is adora, and you guys are? every princess: not as straight as i thought i was
Sat, 11:35: RT @allwrongthink: "Yang, who asked that her real name not be used, says she sees no downsides to the social credit system and has no priva…
Sat, 11:40: RT @hjdoom: US offer $1m bounty on Bin-Laden Jr. UK pisses £500m up against a wall on failed probation reforms. Theoretically we could have…
Thu, 19:58: RT @oliverburkeman: Much of modern life encapsulated here: the thing isn't really a source of harm, but enough people talking about the thi…
Thu, 20:02: RT @AlexWattsEsq: For serious: My three pint reckon is that urban legends like Momo are kids dealing with the terrors of the internet (of w…
Thu, 20:26: RT @JanFreedman: Do octopus dream? They do have something similar to REM. And they do change colour while they are asleep. So maybe they re…
Fri, 09:12: RT @aedison: JOHN VENN: Tell me: my diagrams, are they used for important works? ME: okay so a lot of people dismiss memes as fluff but fro…
Fri, 09:43: RT @leonardpierce: I wrote about the importance of not just asking questions, but asking the right questions, and being able to tell the di…
Wed, 13:55: RT @GoingMedieval: "What do peacocks look like?" "Like a blue cock and balls, but with with a fan at the back." "Well yeah, but I mean temp…
Wed, 19:31: RT @AlexWattsEsq: Idea for an incompetent regency dandy called Beau Bungle whose trousers keep falling down
Wed, 19:41: RT @ryanqnorth: Why are there so many songs about love, but only one song about how when you were here before I couldn't look you in the ey…
Tue, 18:21: RT @yellowcardigan: Like most Americans, I prefer to learn history from over-long twitter threads that have a “sit the fuck down and let me…
Tue, 21:19: RT @JimMFelton: [the pound runs over like lassie and starts nodding at a series of graphs] “What’s up, poundy, what are you trying to tell…
Mon, 23:29: RT @qntm: The best proof that time travel is impossible is that sixty thousand misconfigured time machines from all phases of future histor…
Tue, 00:07: RT @Chris_Auld: A rant about the state of statistical work in (clinical) medical journals: 4/20 "Weed day" edition. Last year @JAMAInterna…
Tue, 08:39: RT @managerspeak: Did you tell them that we take all allegations of this nature very seriously? And they’re still asking questions?
Tue, 08:47: RT @evilscientistca: This is the Hubble extreme deep field. With the exception of a few foreground stars every object you see here is a gal…
Sat, 14:23: RT @ErynnBrook: Why I don’t like thread compilers: a thread. Please do not compile. I’ve blocked threadreaderapp and it won’t store my th…
Sat, 14:35: RT @ruthi: 🎶 Ra, Ra , Rasputin Gently down the stream Russia's greatest love machine Life is but a dream🎶
Sat, 15:21: RT @aedison: It’s 34 days until Brexit, with no plan or agreement in place, but luckily some MPs are taking time to pretend they’ve invente…
Sat, 15:24: RT @RedIsDead: *with my mouthful* apparently u have to be a tree to get any attention for gradually devouring a cast-iron bench https://t.c…
Sat, 15:44: RT @DavidLammy: It says that charlatans like you who sold the country a lie in 2016 have spent the past two and a half years spouting jingo…
Sun, 00:09: RT @TheScienceWeb: University announces plans to improve student experience whilst simultaneously cutting staff benefits, unaware they migh…
Sun, 09:49: RT @ChrisBrosnahan: While basically everything is wrong with Giles Fraser's idiotic piece, one bit that got lost in the middle of all the s…
Fri, 19:03: RT @ZachWeiner: The Song “Barrett’s Privateers” Re-written from the American perspective In order to irritate Canadians, And especially Can…
Thu, 22:17: RT @ZachWeiner: Scientist1: People don't like us enough. Scientist2: Maybe they'd change their minds if we had GIANT BEES https://t.co/mHJ…
Thu, 22:21: RT @mattzarb: They’re cutting out the difficult bit the Lib Dems did of taking years to build a party & a support base, instead fast forwar…
Thu, 22:26: RT @badmachinery: After Midland Bank became HSBC, what became of its trademark Griffin? You never hear about him any more. Another question…
Fri, 08:58: RT @WestonbirtArb: We're delighted to be hosting a prestigious exhibition of photography, Celebrating Our Oaks which was launched by Action…
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