Drifting in and out of consciousness

• January 25th, 2021, 01:00 pm

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• Sun, 15:03: RT @flying_rodent: This is absolutely incredible for a theoretically democratic state with only one viable opposition party, and the lesson…
• Sun, 15:07: RT @alexkealy: "yeah, so, we had to have the canaries shot because they kept squawking and slowing mine production" https://t.co/oIMfsQESde
• Sun, 18:48: RT @scattermoon: Sitting in a crowded tube carriage for half an hour, then spending nine hours in an enclosed space with all your coworkers…
• Mon, 08:53: RT @sockington: STTTTRRRRRRETTTTCCCHHHHHH paws akimbo COMFORT OVER DIGNITY SAYS INCREDIBLY WISE SOCKS who is me
• Mon, 08:59: RT @Browtweaten: please, william nilliam is my father. call me willy nilly
• Mon, 09:00: RT @bethbourdon: lost my shit over this, ngl https://t.co/kCuCbYOncM
• Mon, 09:12: RT @sannewman: Looking at the stars: Literally everyone does it Being in the gutter: Most people avoid
• Mon, 11:27: RT @MCWarburton: I found the first tweet https://t.co/m50qXcNlq8
• Mon, 11:38: RT @thesammyhannah: if you try to correct my grammar, i will think fewer of you
• Mon, 11:50: RT @g0m: It's very important to expose yourself to opposing views so as to not be trapped in an "echo chamber". That's why every day I alwa…

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• January 24th, 2021, 01:00 pm

My tweets

• Sat, 12:43: RT @moreelen: Omfg I have found it! The best TikTok account! 😱😱😱 How the hell does this have so little appreciation on tiktok?! These two…
• Sat, 15:19: RT @HotPaperComics: https://t.co/9zMfwRp7ks
• Sat, 15:21: RT @kukuvitsa: *gives you the owl bucket* https://t.co/qHj4gMiuSb
• Sat, 16:51: RT @jamesbellcentrl: It is increasingly becoming apparent to me that this guy is a genius. https://t.co/8WLTNg5PfW
• Sat, 16:56: RT @TheOnion: Man Wondering If Scene From ‘The Crown’ Where Queen Elizabeth Drinks Tea Actually Happened https://t.co/nXKNe8e4uf https://t.…
• Sat, 16:57: RT @thedailymash: Warhammer figure making awkward small talk with Sylvanian family bears https://t.co/9Bxu4FwRux https://t.co/ElPGSudUML
• Sat, 16:57: RT @StopBusinessBS: The answer to that perennial email opener, "I hope this finds you well" [HT @tony_wright97] https://t.co/hDAcTBHUZQ
• Sat, 18:05: RT @ffsalad: https://t.co/l2DOFXnZ1R
• Sat, 23:18: Today's favourite gimmick account https://t.co/d8tvk8U8es
• Sat, 23:23: RT @gideondefoe: It's simultaneously both "impressive psychological resilience" and "the fucking dumb root cause of everything bad" how if…

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• January 23rd, 2021, 01:00 pm

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• Fri, 13:50: RT @shituserstories: As a site visitor I want to see illustrations of impossibly-long-limbed, vibrantly-coloured characters, standing on la…
• Fri, 13:53: RT @LeftAccidental: https://t.co/Qj61mPC2Xf
• Fri, 13:54: RT @notCursedE: This is utter nonsense. A) you don't need a deed poll to change your name B) it is already illegal to change it for fraudu…
• Fri, 13:57: RT @medstudent83: Final year UK med student here. Going public with some experiences of a compulsory online exam. Summary: students threate…
• Fri, 13:58: RT @cstross: The moment at which I knew the UK was screwed was when, having somehow weathered a bad first wave in March/April, the idiot Ch…
• Fri, 13:59: RT @parimalkumar: Good bit of analysis in the @FT this morning. UK's disregard for public transport for decades, particularly in rural area…
• Fri, 17:03: RT @ftrain: I'm trying to learn a little bit about geographical database programming and it's becoming clear that three-dimensional space w…
• Fri, 19:14: RT @TheNewEuropean: @IanDunt's 15 proposals for fixing Britain https://t.co/eTxZU4fR53
• Fri, 19:35: RT @dinosaurcomics: in the future computers will let us read comics about talking dinosaurs from anywhere in the world, and that will, i ca…
• Fri, 21:07: RT @kennethpayne01: Hi Elon, my idea is to plant $100m of forest. Bank details to follow. https://t.co/X5biLQcJYT

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• January 22nd, 2021, 01:00 pm

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• Thu, 16:48: RT @newyorkerunion: Today, the New Yorker Union is undertaking a twenty-four-hour work stoppage in protest of @newyorker management's egreg…
• Thu, 16:50: RT @HelenGradwell: Anyone want a 2, 3 or 4 bedroom house designed for living?! https://t.co/8d3WcMSpN4
• Thu, 17:01: RT @AlixEHarrow: having been told that it's rude to call dinner "gross," our 4yo is finding increasingly creative ways to express himself…
• Thu, 20:11: Classic thread https://t.co/PGd1RgEpN4
• Fri, 08:06: RT @memecrashes: (Submitted by @mmeeeoooowwww) https://t.co/jc6ZeXdEBT
• Fri, 08:12: RT @TheOnion: Inaugural Address Spills Over Into Second Day As Biden Continues To List Greatest Issues Facing Nation https://t.co/bAHvtKgeA…
• Fri, 08:14: RT @HapaxLegoman: Shaking every young person I can find, showing them this, and yelling “this is what the web used to be like!!!” https://t…
• Fri, 08:24: RT @extrafabulous: https://t.co/RlLSIOQI39
• Fri, 08:28: RT @studiesincrap: Lotta memoirs going to be titled “Approaching a Sense of Normalcy” https://t.co/3NSpsBZIBM
• Fri, 08:39: RT @jonlis1: Fines, takeaway coffees, park benches. This government will do and say anything to stop us thinking and talking about the trut…

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• January 21st, 2021, 01:00 pm

My tweets

• Wed, 12:00: RT @mtsw: Incredible betrayal of public trust for Trump to release a pardons list with guys like this on it: https://t.co/tDIvEo1AUP
• Wed, 12:03: RT @TaylorLorenz: This is every corporate job https://t.co/fDTudFZkiE
• Wed, 12:04: RT @Shenanigans_luv: BARISTA: what can I get you ME: medium roast please B: ok, your gray roots are getting obvious and you have the sil…
• Wed, 12:05: RT @thedailymash: Home-schooling mum reporting herself to�Ofsted https://t.co/VG1XA2tR77
• Wed, 12:07: RT @theaaronschmit: My girlfriend animated her 2021 mood and honestly? Same. https://t.co/FFYKAXDILl
• Wed, 12:07: RT @cableknitjumper: please support my kickstarter to construct the forbidden sandwich https://t.co/2H7eKHi3an
• Wed, 14:42: RT @pixelatedboat: Use the brief lawless window between presidents to make Ante Up the US national anthem
• Wed, 19:21: RT @Lenniesaurus: Livin wae people who work fae home is weird cause I can hear them bein aw professional and respectable an I dinnae like i…
• Wed, 23:28: RT @ThatShaneB: The year is 2090 and the new president is sworn in by placing her hand on the 100 year old family bible. https://t.co/cFK3m…
• Wed, 23:36: RT @jfruh: the real fight against the global satanist pedophile cabal was the friends we made along the way https://t.co/6XYsFVitUq

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• January 20th, 2021, 01:00 pm

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• Tue, 16:56: An infographic that probably merits a thesis: 'Don’t Mention the War!' https://t.co/nVOh4pYffI
• Tue, 17:07: RT @aptshadow: This is... this is just heroic, in a very strange way. This is the telescope turned backwards to show us our own absurdity.…
• Tue, 17:09: RT @Swan_Corleone2: The floor is baklava https://t.co/VJLhA0AmVp
• Tue, 17:11: RT @ZachWeiner: This comic is actually a fruitcake recipe I learned recently: https://t.co/MNV9bJWLM6 (click for full comic) #smbc #hivewo…
• Tue, 17:12: RT @ZachWeiner: Is Britain pretending to be extra British today for tourism reasons? Vicelord Pifflewicket III issues warning that upper l…
• Tue, 17:14: RT @jaymboller: Tesla is hiring a full-time position to handle people talking shit about @elonmusk online https://t.co/AeCeskwwuj
• Tue, 19:52: RT @memecrashes: Assume nth case, now let’s prove... (Submitted by @mmeeeoooowwww) https://t.co/v1x84at3Xz
• Tue, 19:52: RT @gideondefoe: Tories must be feeling invincible. To be sat atop the covid charts - despite all the advantages of our comparative nationa…
• Wed, 00:08: RT @PavelASamsonov: An excellent illustration of why (user) research should: -ask people about what they did in a specific case, never wha…
• Wed, 02:56: RT @lilsarg: Hot tip: If you share a Zoom account with a child, here's a recommendation. Before you sign onto a federal court hearing, chec…

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• January 19th, 2021, 01:00 pm

My tweets

• Mon, 13:08: RT @neillcameron: For everyone home-schooling and feeling bewildered by fronted adverbials, I made you a motivational classroom poster! htt…
• Mon, 13:12: RT @LeavittAlone: Is Britain just the Stanford Prison Experiment or what https://t.co/Q0hZ0MVoH9
• Mon, 17:53: RT @jbarro: Public health experts are underselling the likely effectiveness of the vaccines -- part of a broader pattern of not trusting th…
• Mon, 17:56: RT @j4: Ah but wait the Stanford Prison Experiment has been kinda discredited because it turns out the people running it were pushing the p…
• Mon, 17:58: RT @RoseLerner: so my friend and i were out for a walk and he spotted this gravestone and wanted to read the music. it's some quarter-notes…
• Mon, 19:58: RT @mrchrisaddison: Yeah? Well, I believe governments should be run by competent people of good character, so I guess we’ve all got a wish…
• Mon, 19:59: RT @alvinfoo: When your first year of life is 2020, everything is a sanitization station https://t.co/NdPaRElnVy
• Mon, 20:01: RT @sannewman: Amazing how conservatives are always citing socialists like MLK and Orwell. It's almost as if their own 20th-century predece…
• Mon, 20:07: RT @jfruh: shout out to whoever legally (?) changed their name to "Above Znoneofthe" to run in this canadian by-election https://t.co/aaOHy…
• Tue, 00:02: RT @MooseAllain: I’m sorry to hear your uncle died in a revolving drum at the local fair. My tombolences.

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• January 18th, 2021, 01:00 pm

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• Sun, 12:09: RT @dinoman_j: https://t.co/3x4OynauS6
• Sun, 16:15: RT @molach95: Dear @SundayTimesScot @Lenniesaurus is not a "blatherskite". If the headline writer had bothered to watch her videos they'd…
• Sun, 16:25: RT @PedalandPost: @Urban_Turbo Challenge accepted ... https://t.co/K1FgyjR4J0
• Sun, 19:40: RT @americanwombat: working on an app that scans your facial expression whenever you type "lol" or 🤣 into a social media or messaging app a…
• Sun, 19:43: RT @charles_kinbote: never seen this before and reading all the replies of people being like yea i renovated my bathroom and hundreds of ru…
• Sun, 19:45: RT @GlennyRodge: “Saw a museum exhibition of nudes in London yesterday.” “Really? The V & A?” “Yep, some boobs and balls too”.
• Sun, 21:34: RT @mythbri: Sorry, but this is the best how it started / how it’s going ever. I love this so much. https://t.co/eXHwPzsLla
• Sun, 21:34: RT @ohtumblroh: https://t.co/5itHGHAcR6
• Sun, 23:33: RT @behindyourback: Dear NY Times: From the bottom of my single parenting, full-time working, remote-learning proctoring, pandemic-battered…
• Sun, 23:35: RT @existentialcoms: The funniest part of the "if we double the salary of fast food workers it will double the price of burgers" people is…

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• January 17th, 2021, 01:00 pm

My tweets

• Sat, 16:52: RT @internetsdairy: 🎶 The Wellerman is coming, and everyone is tonguin' 🎶
• Sat, 17:00: RT @TheOnion: Experts Confirm Virus Stockpile Large Enough To Prevent Any Covid Shortages This Winter https://t.co/U5kMwdlEaP https://t.co/…
• Sat, 17:49: RT @ZachWeiner: Bad Things https://t.co/ixFEVy1VJn (click for bonus panel) #smbc #hiveworks https://t.co/tTw9UlkNHH
• Sat, 19:57: RT @SamuelAAdams: imagine running these numbers and thinking the problem is paying the minimum-wage worker too much https://t.co/HBzh65dIF8
• Sat, 20:24: RT @TheOnion: GOP Leaders Begin Search For Prissy, Miserable Shithead Who Can Compete With Trump In 2024 https://t.co/26LREOmAgz https://t.…
• Sat, 20:25: RT @americanwombat: I think it's great that sailors etc have cool songs to sing while they work, even today. I wonder what kind of songs so…
• Sat, 20:28: RT @jabberworks: ⚓️🐭 adventuremice sea shanty 🐭⚓️ https://t.co/beQtQZuQu6 🐭 https://t.co/tkmPBNeuJr
• Sat, 20:29: RT @rahaeli: THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS NOT COMPETENT ENOUGH TO MICROCHIP EVERYONE IN THE US, IT CAN'T EVEN PROPERLY VALIDATE EMAIL ADDRESSE…
• Sat, 20:35: RT @rahaeli: Happy September 10,000 1993, everyone! https://t.co/wwC911my51
• Sat, 20:36: RT @cyb3rops: Going through old pictures, found this one and had to laugh once again https://t.co/5VqONqdqJi

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• January 16th, 2021, 01:00 pm

My tweets

• Fri, 13:56: RT @stavvers: everyone's saying this is a bad idea but consider this: it's a really, really fuckin bad idea https://t.co/NDcrEa68hN
• Fri, 14:32: RT @mitchprothero: Once again I am forced to bring to everyone's attention that the Karachi police have combined rollerblades with automati…
• Fri, 14:32: RT @matt_obrien: GOVERNMENT: stay home ME: ok I’m staying home GOVERNMENT: ....you wanna go out and get a burrito or something? ME: can…
• Fri, 14:34: RT @internetsdairy: The Wellerman came while I was out. Rum in the hedge.
• Fri, 16:54: RT @presentcorrect: If you liked this why not try Conic Section Scones https://t.co/GkcdOWLE2V https://t.co/jpN4g6LObT
• Fri, 16:55: RT @dinoman_j: https://t.co/edov7FpWzJ
• Fri, 23:08: RT @TheOnion: U.S. Mint Introduces New Seven-Cent Coin To Bolster Citizens’ Math Skills https://t.co/YhIsBNNjfL https://t.co/IlBA01HrYB
• Fri, 23:21: https://t.co/HIKQ8RV5g2 https://t.co/7cIKInvxM4
• Fri, 23:24: RT @j_zimms: Consistently the most dystopian thing on TV and the bar is high https://t.co/wwGYlYzi6W
• Fri, 23:28: RT @drphiliplee1: The horse has bolted, took out a mortgage, bought a two bedroom terraced house, met a nice lady horse, had three horselet…

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