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  • Sun, 14:54: RT @panmidwest: her: hey, you’re not contriving a joke premise where one person identifies a character flaw in the other only for the other…
  • Mon, 00:15: RT @aedison: "being fat kills you!" yeah there's really no definitive proof for that, but if you're worried about the health of fat people…
  • Mon, 00:30: 'El Orfanato', 2007 https://t.co/mdcgMMK1Ba
  • Mon, 00:32: RT @Brainmage: The other morning I noticed that there was a seabird outside the library waiting for it to open. That's a turn up for the bo…
  • Mon, 09:38: RT @mrjohndarby: [first day as a vet] me: what seems to be the problem cat: meow me: yes but where

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  • Sat, 13:37: RT @TechnicallyRon: These lads paid 60grand so 6 people could show up to hang out with a sexy mayor balloon this is my favourite self own t…
  • Sat, 14:44: RT @aedison: Every Aesop fable is about a fox stealing someone’s food. Read enough of them and you start to realize that he was just a guy…
  • Sat, 22:03: RT @JimMFelton: https://t.co/RyG2tcI7XI
  • Sat, 22:20: RT @OxfamStGiles: I find it odd that murder mysteries are often relaxing reads, & I suspect these Christie cover artists agree. "Death isn'…
  • Sun, 11:34: RT @RaeEarl: Weird thing about being a middle aged woman - you blame the blind rage you sometimes feel on hormone fluctuations but it’s act…

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  • Fri, 20:30: RT @j4: Img: "I wish I could see a firefly... though I do know they're just flying ants with luminous bums."
  • Fri, 20:31: RT @tinyjo: We xkcd'd ourselves last night by realising that we are as far in time from "They Might Be Giants brand new album, Flood" now a…
  • Fri, 21:03: Willing to bet that every @538politics writer has an article like this perennially in their drafts folder https://t.co/xJ6IMl8jcE
  • Fri, 21:10: RT @MikahWyman: Billy Joel is evidence that many Americans think they love Rock and Roll but actually love showtunes
  • Sat, 08:13: RT @gshowitt: Not sure what kind of RPGs my mother-in-law is playing with this dice but it looks like some Bully Pulpit-grade storygame stu…
  • Sat, 09:37: RT @ActualPerson084: human is a kind of ornamental bone canister .
  • Sat, 09:43: RT @saladinahmed: brb writing a 12 issue series about this https://t.co/7u5601J8BK
  • Sat, 09:47: RT @elliott_downing: If someone sends you a breakup note that says "It's not you, it's me," tell them they should have used a semicolon. Th…

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  • Wed, 13:34: RT @hiacre: After fretting and stewing about scrum "ceremonies" for the last 3 months, I finally rage-mailed my boss. He was very understa…
  • Wed, 15:12: RT @GillianA: @JeJoue Yes please!
  • Wed, 15:38: RT @DawgBelly: A small joy in my life is tht my sis is dating a guy w/ the same name as her cat & human Nigel hates tht we all call him hum…
  • Wed, 16:54: RT @robdelaney: Give a man a fish… Just give him the fish, asshole. He’s hungry, you’ve got an extra fish. Hand it over, fuckface. He doesn…
  • Wed, 16:54: RT @madiwxtkins: I’m at TJ Maxx and a little girl just walked by me in the pillow section and yelled “DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS” and sta…
  • Wed, 16:57: RT @SarahDuggers: Omg who made this masterpiece? https://t.co/wnXToTLSYr
  • Thu, 10:07: RT @will_i_am_s_: Ok timeline, who wants to hear my favourite bad joke. Astronaut 1: Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee. Astrona…

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  • Sun, 12:04: RT @AsEasyAsRiding: Some nice detail here from the DfT's 'Last Mile' consultation, on the Sainsbury's cargobike delivery trial. - 97% of o…
  • Sun, 12:19: RT @pjsouthall: Forget about your multinational groundbreaking studies - in anaesthesia we do studies on the effectiveness of toy cars. B…
  • Sun, 13:06: RT @laurrrelyse: Log date: 8618- I’ve decided to transform myself into Peridot Facet- 2F5L Cut-5XG. I am now the leader of the Crystal Gems…
  • Sun, 13:10: RT @heyravey: I thanked my girlfriend the other day for something she did & told her how loved it made me feel. She was like “Yeah, I know.…
  • Sun, 19:31: RT @ClickHole: Ah, Fuck: The Brunch Place Your Friend Picked Is Called ‘Pantry & Ladle,’ Which Probably Means It’s Expensive As Hell https:…
  • Sun, 19:46: RT @SegaCDgames: Mavis Beacon Teaches Sniping https://t.co/YeDA28Tunk
  • Mon, 08:34: RT @JenReadsRomance: My TBR pile is so close to a sentient being at this point, I fully expect her to manifest herself into a book being. S…
  • Mon, 08:40: RT @PeterMolydeux: Imagine a DOOM game that has no soundtrack. However, other players can enter your game and run around behind you with a…
  • Mon, 08:43: RT @gideondefoe: Just noticed that one of beef space raiders’ favourite snacks is ‘beef space raiders’ which is the kind of thing that gave…
  • Mon, 09:04: RT @jonnysun: approaching an end is far worse than being at an end, because being at an end means you’re also at a beginning, whereas appro…
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