Mon, 07:44: RT @himynameisliam: @melissagira This screenshot popped up on my timeline today and my brain hasn’t worked properly since I saw it https://…
Mon, 07:46: RT @Cavalorn: If my study of folklore has taught me anything it is that this man will one day be rescued from peril by an armada of dandy t…
Mon, 07:48: RT @tinyjo: It seems very contradictory to me that Boris's supporters feel (a) he would definitely win a general election but also (b) if h…
Mon, 07:55: RT @Unwise_Trousers: When you want to lurk, pale and interesting, against a variety of backgrounds, but people keep slapping you onto book…
Mon, 08:04: RT @mshelton: Meta-imposter syndrome: When you know a lot of people have imposter syndrome, but you've witnessed how competent they are. So…
Mon, 08:49: I guess they think that Tory party members are smart enough to see through his bullshit, but the general public is… https://t.co/Pk1J63yyHh
Sat, 12:59: RT @SJKSalisbury: [Googling instructions for disarming a bomb] For me, disarming bombs is indelibly linked to afternoons spent in my grand…
Sat, 13:00: RT @leonardpierce: Sure, every American war since 1945 has been cooked up under false pretenses and cost millions of lives to preserve US i…
Sat, 13:27: RT @philippawarr: Saw "raptors" trending and assumed we were dealing with a Jurassic Park situation because I guess that felt more in line…
Sat, 17:40: RT @OxfamStGiles: A customer just donated a tub of tiny books! Ordinarily I send donations straight down to the basement for sorting and pr…
Sat, 18:26: RT @leftoblique: So... When we got a puppy we registered her with the AKC, because purebred and respectable breeder. The AKC is a little l…
Sat, 18:26: RT @gasmanic: People say that Leonard Cohen was a genius songwriter, but in all those verses NOT ONCE did he think of rhyming it with "chew…
Fri, 12:12: RT @erik_kaars: Ok, I'm dithering to avoid sending a piece of writing, SO how about a mini-thread on medieval cannibal babies? Medieval C…
Fri, 16:13: RT @dsquareddigest: Democracy *now* demands that Chuka Umunna must resign, fight a by-election as a CUK candidate, resign, fight a by-elect…
Fri, 17:29: RT @ZachWeiner: I feel like an underappreciated source of parent-child tension is the fact that the dorkier you dress your kid the cuter th…
Fri, 17:30: RT @darrenrichman: Boris Johnson is a Stephen King character masquerading as a P.G. Wodehouse one.
Fri, 22:16: RT @bengoldacre: We all thought no new party could break thru "first past the post", because any tempted voter will always be reluctant to…
Thu, 12:41: RT @PHP_CEO: INSTEAD OF BOWING TO THE DEMANDS OF HACKERS WE HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE A STAND TODAY WE'RE PUBLISHING ALL OF OUR CUSTOMER EMAILS…
Thu, 12:43: RT @tomwhoscontrary: In a way, aren't we all sitting quietly in a remote studio for nearly an hour, listening to people with minimal unders…
Thu, 12:43: RT @rubot: Tim Berners-Lee wrote a kill switch into the web which is activated by a certain phrase. If published, the entire web will be de…
Thu, 12:47: RT @aedison: the most disgraceful thing you can do in 2019 is admit that our country’s world-renowned class system is as strong as ever and…
Thu, 13:50: RT @AlexWattsEsq: People get tired of being promised jam tomorrow and it turning out that the state can't afford it but a jam-loan system i…
Thu, 14:03: RT @iamspacegirl: My lasso of truth is just an eel I point aggressively at the people I'm questioning. We have a 100% success rate.
Thu, 14:33: RT @abigailb: HOW THE TORY LEADERSHIP ELECTION WORKS: Tory MPs rank the candidates in order of who is most likely to give them a job. The t…
Thu, 14:36: RT @Brainmage: Acceptable novelty song topics, 1930-1970 *I am an affable pervert *Through carelessness or inaction, I allowed a man to di…
Wed, 14:03: Yesterday my boss told me that our head of HR had told him that the head of our department had told her that he was… https://t.co/UvtDvLsOyP
Wed, 21:39: RT @andrewhunterm: To prove that Boris Johnson is fit to be Prime Minister, please join my rally TODAY. We meet at noon in the middle of th…
Wed, 21:39: RT @tomwhoscontrary: I think it's Anderson's Second Law which says that if you hire people whose job description is to do something, that t…
Wed, 21:40: RT @AJRummer: Had my first ever exchange today with someone who used "millennial" to mean "old person" rather than "young person". (She's…
Thu, 05:03: RT @TheSpoilist: ✍️NEW FEATURE: No one's ever really gone? Well, could they be? I'm tired and I don't want to see them any more. I don't ne…
Tue, 13:13: RT @Cavalorn: God knows what sort of a mess we'd be in if we ever had to make a nationally important decision while all this 'furiously bla…
Tue, 19:14: RT @MollyJongFast: Republicans are a little confused about when life begins. Sometimes it seems like they consider some lives to start earl…
Tue, 20:18: RT @kierongillen: Barbie sacrificed her lover to gain diabolic might. It was power beyond the mortal ken.
Tue, 22:19: RT @sara_huws: When I was working for the National Museum one of my jobs was to make our social channels more engaging. I did this mostly b…
Wed, 06:25: RT @BeeDubsProwl: "What's going on?" "The great assassin Pagliacci is in town! He's here to kill me. As one of my patients, he may be afte…
Mon, 16:52: RT @AlexWattsEsq: If only she had some kind of influence over the government who has stopped funding free TV Licenses for over-75s. It must…
Mon, 16:55: RT @TheOnion: E3 Attendees Flee In Terror After Bethesda Presentation Glitch Causes Deathclaw To Spawn On Convention Floor https://t.co/4Mo…
Mon, 19:18: RT @TheOnion: Man Can’t Help But Think He Played Small Part In Female Coworker’s Success By Not Actively Sabotaging Her Career https://t.co…
Mon, 22:31: RT @JanelleCShane: There's now a subreddit that's populated entirely by neural nets who are themselves simulating other subreddits. They'r…
Mon, 22:32: RT @sannewman: ME: Even if an ant had the genius of an Einstein, it would still have to do all the things an ant does all day long in order…
Mon, 23:01: RT @jfruh: reminder that forbes's website is literally just a blogging platform now. tons of people and orgs publish things on there w/zero…
Tue, 08:42: RT @Manglewood: Me, hopeless moron: Poverty is caused by systems that enforce wealth inequality and various socioeconomic barriers to educa…
Tue, 08:42: RT @fauxparse: Her skin is pale, her eyes are red Her leaden voice commands the dead To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen No morta…
Sun, 15:24: RT @sacha_coward: Me: Can I put a poster up for Stroud Pride? Shop Owner: Sure! That’s for the gays isn’t it? Me: It’s for everyone! Shop O…
Sun, 15:30: RT @PriyamvadaGopal: Shameful but unsurprising. Most Brits also have no idea how humiliating, expensive & invasive just getting a visit vis…
Sun, 15:46: RT @BenjaminBHerold: Reporting this story about the new digital surveillance infrastructure in K-12 schools, so many details & anecdotes st…
Sun, 15:54: RT @LRonMexico: Ugh I’m bored and I know what happened here probably. They are using permanganate (either potassium or sodium) and overfed…
Sun, 16:11: RT @Manglewood: Magpie has some iris atrophy which is a normal part of aging for some cats. I think it’s beautiful, like her pupil is the c…
Sat, 13:02: RT @ClickHole: Awesome: Tums Has Released A Commemorative 200th Anniversary Tums Bottle Because They Assume It’s Probably Been 200 Years Of…
Sat, 13:06: RT @managerspeak: Are you coming to the work / life balance workshop this weekend?
Sat, 13:06: RT @TwopTwips: PRETEND you are a multinational company by ringing the tax office and telling them how much tax you want to pay. (via @AligP…
Sat, 13:16: RT @ben_rosen: *creating hannibal lecter* what if frasier ate people
Sat, 13:32: RT @sannewman: Whatever your opinion of the Trump administration, you have to feel sorry for these two for getting dragged into the politic…
Fri, 16:00: RT @j4: "The belief that this enormous, existential problem could have been fixed if all of us had just tweaked our consumptive habits is n…
Fri, 16:04: RT @zviltv: ofgeography: raimagnolia: e-seal: Necromancer that doesn’t know they’re a necromancer and thinks they’re just a really good emt…
Sat, 00:31: RT @philistella: The mystery isn't that Burgundy stopped being a major European power, it's how it ever became one while apparently spendin…
Sat, 00:31: RT @markedly: Imagine trying to teach the band Foreigner what love is without realizing they’re visual learners. Amateur teacher mistake!!!!
Sat, 00:32: RT @MikeDrucker: Twitter is fun because you get to be like, “Ducks are good” and someone in your mentions will go, “Um, I’m sorry but my br…
Sat, 09:30: RT @lizbatty: "The problem with a company with no defined job titles or explicit seniority is that there is still seniority, but it is invi…
Sat, 09:31: RT @ShenovaFashion: I made this Ovary Histology Dress to showcase the beauty of the female reproductive system. The print features light mi…
Thu, 13:53: RT @FilmCow: (Someone uploads the tape from “The Ring”) YouTube: Our teams spent the last few days conducting an in-depth review of the vi…
Thu, 13:54: RT @aedison: First they came for Infowars, and I said nothing, because their views were extremist ideology expressed as hate speech for the…
Thu, 13:54: RT @ZachWeiner: The really weird thing about old sci fi is those novels where we have infinite energy and conscious robots, but women still…
Thu, 13:58: RT @sannewman: Generations of American conservatives have denigrated Communism as a utopian project that led to the slaughter of millions w…
Thu, 23:48: RT @ClickHole: Going To Make This Brand Tie-In Work As Best We Can: 5 Dark And Spooky Horror Stories That Feature Claritin-D https://t.co/m…
Fri, 07:03: RT @womzilla: To be precise, *almost* nobody loves a pedant.
Fri, 07:04: RT @ekp: This Uber article is brutal. "Uber's most important innovation has been to produce staggering levels of private wealth without cre…
Fri, 07:05: RT @cat_beltane: The "if you ask if he's a cop he has to tell you" thing will never not be funny to me because it shows how much of our bra…
Wed, 18:43: RT @Pflax1: I'll concede that some micromobility options are silly but the least stupid of them is still way less dumb than how millions of…
Wed, 18:46: RT @macdugong: TEXTING; It's basically like leaving your visiting card with someone's butler. They can reply at leisure once they've finish…
Wed, 18:48: RT @oliverburkeman: "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take the time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little can…
Wed, 18:48: RT @i_zzzzzz: Ma'am we found your husband. He was running around the moors and crying. We think the cause was torment
Thu, 07:35: RT @Youaredumb: When the history of these times is written - by humans, cocroaches, or Floridian gill-people - let it be known that for som…
Thu, 09:15: RT @david_j_roth: I was moved by the powerful images of Trump in Buckingham Palace to consider the awful ambitions of one very wet man. htt…
Tue, 20:41: RT @j4: Is the negotiating hand invisible? What if we bite it as it tries to feed us the cake we can have & eat? #questionshttps://t.co/bY…
Tue, 23:06: RT @fasterthanlime: Sometimes Twitter showsme a glimpse of far-right Twitter and it's always a horrifying experience. Tonight I saw a stor…
Tue, 23:08: RT @avoiding_bears: anyway any take along the lines of ‘the queen is sending a subtle message with her jewels!’ should be legally required…
Mon, 12:56: RT @yashkaf: "I'm Ron.", said Ron ironically. "Oh, another one!", said Tom moronically.
Mon, 13:11: RT @lucyprebblish: Losing the NHS to a Brexit voted for cos of false promises to protect the NHS feels very Oedipus shagging his mum as a r…
Mon, 17:28: RT @ariehkovler: Facebook fake content: This video on Facebook has 6.5 million views and 110,000 likes in 7 hours. 30 thousand people are w…
Mon, 19:45: RT @tonitonirocca: I'm so glad my battery charges with USB-A my phone charges with USB-C and my bluetooth headphones charge with USB-micro,…
Mon, 21:39: RT @markpopham: congratulation to charlie bucket, a young man who rose from poverty to receive legal ownership of a candy company/torture f…
Sun, 18:02: RT @john_overholt: This ladies’ fan recently acquired by the Lewis Walpole Library doubles as a cheat sheet for 18 popular dances of the pe…
Sun, 18:33: RT @StuartJRitchie: Today I had cause to remember this absolutely bonkers paper (in the non-peer-reviewed journal Medical Hypotheses) from…
Sun, 18:35: RT @sannewman: Things that could be a symptom of a heart attack in women: - pain in either arm - headache - dizziness - co-worker saying yo…
Sun, 23:21: RT @farbandish: TIL there's a shitton of computer vision literature in 2017-2018 that COINCIDENTALLY tries to build facial recognition for…
Mon, 08:06: RT @thebafflermag: “I found myself watching four middle school students present a Rube Goldberg machine at a science fair. Then I saw a Rus…
Mon, 08:08: RT @existentialcoms: It's hilarious how Twitter is trying to makes features to "foster debate". As if anyone on Earth wakes up in the morni…
Sat, 13:17: RT @Manglewood: Classic. There are soft cat beds all over the apartment but they’re both obsessed with laying on this envelope. https://t.c…
Fri, 12:22: I tweaked a field to be varbyte(755) and my brain went "wait, that's not divisible by 3", and I stopped & thought a… https://t.co/XejWw9oqwH
Sat, 09:02: RT @haveigotnews: After Theresa May is described as UK’s ‘Worst PM ever’, some look at list of leadership contenders and suggest changing i…
Sat, 09:04: RT @TheTrashbang: before telling your friends "you are valid" be sure to check: - are they DEFINED? - are they NOT NULL? - are they OF POSI…
Sat, 09:13: RT @CHofferCBus: My Cat: REMEMBER THE PACTS FORGED BETWEEN OUR PEOPLES LONG AGO. Me: Stop it, it's 6 in the morning. Cat: YOU PLEDGED E…
Sat, 09:13: RT @soalexgoes: i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by a business model that burns out and demeans full-time staffers only to p…
Sat, 09:19: RT @pixelatedboat: My favourite scene in Rocketman is the one where Elton John says “I liked Princess Diana, but not enough to write a whol…
Fri, 07:32: RT @wallaceme: More confessions of mid-19th century sins from leadership candidates, please. James Cleverly: I left the feet of my chairs u…
Fri, 08:21: RT @AlexWattsEsq: I suppose openly saying you think the Conservative Party and its business is more important than the law is progress of a…
Fri, 08:40: RT @loresjoberg: It's astonishing that people can so narrow-minded that they completely refuse to see my side of the argument, which is tha…
Wed, 22:09: RT @Alteralias: It's around now that @RecklessAthena pipes up with this fully realised solid gold nugget: GAME SETT & MATCH A SAD WEREBAD…
Thu, 07:35: RT @managerspeak: I don't understand how it happened. We only share your data with trusted third parties, by which I mean third parties who…
Thu, 07:51: RT @ClickHole: Chill The Fuck Out: Netflix Clarified That All The Annoying Tweets They See Dramatically Overpraising One Of Their Shows Onl…
Wed, 08:04: RT @20thcenturymarc: In 1996 Terry Pratchett interviewed Bill Gates for GQ and accurately predicted how the internet would propagate and le…
Wed, 08:57: RT @PHP_CEO: HI ALL EVERYONE YOU NOW HAVE THE OPTION TO ATTEND LUNCH AND LEARN SESSIONS (ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY) WE USED TO DO THESE PRES…
Mon, 12:59: RT @kirancmoodley: Fab line in @guardian about spoilt ballots in Leicester: “Williams...found one ballot which had ‘wank’ written in every…
Mon, 18:32: RT @ZachWeiner: Performance art idea: Write an entire pop science book using only retracted papers.
Mon, 18:39: RT @yujiberra: Rock Paper Scissors 2.0, playtested at @gaemzmu the other day: * Play rock paper scissors * When you win, move the coin in t…
Sun, 17:06: RT @leonardpierce: We use the same tactics on non-"whites" that Joanna Russ talked about in "How to Suppress Women's Writing": women aren'…
Sun, 19:43: RT @j4: Img: "You can never have enough hugs. Never ever ever in a whole lifetime. But money can't buy you hugs! ... Unless someone's selli…
Sun, 23:02: RT @lewis_goodall: So in the European elections the two parties with the simplest and clearest European policy are winning by a mile. Who…
Sun, 23:04: RT @Mc_Heckin_Duff: Tonight's results confirm that the opinion I already held was the correct one. Please get in touch if you'd like 800 wo…
Sun, 23:11: RT @ParkerMolloy: So, one thing transphobes like to do is post photos of trans women who *gasp* want to compete in school sports and go “Bu…
Mon, 07:12: RT @ctrlcreep: I spy with my third eye, something that is hungry—something that is cold and ancient, vengeful, hate-fueled, scheming. No, i…
Mon, 07:20: RT @jfruh: this kid i went to middle school with wasn't super bright but liked to do this kind of exaggerated parody of how he thought smar…
Sat, 12:13: RT @Brainmage: This is such a haunting photo. Whatever you think about Theresa May’s record as prime minister, it’s impossible not to feel…
Sat, 18:16: RT @EdmundGriffiths: But what if the tweet refuting the post that exposed the milkshake false flag article as a spoof is actually from a pa…
Sat, 19:25: RT @Anarcho_Vampire: you have two wolves inside you. they are both tiny. how did they get inside you. did you eat two tiny wolves.
Sat, 19:28: RT @mattdpearce: There will never be a no-fake-news-here! social network that’s for profit, because the costs of editing will be too high,…
Fri, 17:32: RT @francesweetman: The awkward moment when you realise the top North East candidate for the Brexit Party lives in France 🇪🇺 https://t.co/p…
Fri, 18:01: RT @GeorgeMonbiot: We need a political Catch-22: If you are crazy enough to want to be Prime Minister in current circumstances, you should…
Fri, 22:49: RT @Eden_VB: Whilst I respect @Ed_Miliband's decision to change his display name to 'Chaos With Ed Miliband', I will not be content until h…
Fri, 23:12: RT @MicrobiomDigest: A new thread about a series of papers in legitimate scientific journals, all from the same author. These papers have a…
Thu, 14:01: RT @david_j_roth: Disturbing to see people laugh at Nigel Farage getting a milkshake thrown at him. What if it had been a sundae? What if h…
Thu, 14:06: RT @MatthewBorus: Self-care is great, but have you ever had a living wage, good benefits, and a strong grievance procedure protected by a l…
Thu, 14:30: RT @MagsVisaggs: SCROOGE: You there, boy! What month is it? BOY: Why, it's Pride Month! SCROOGE: *throws down money* Go buy the hottest hot…
Thu, 16:11: RT @wondermarkfeed: “It’s fun to read old predictions about ‘the future’, marveling at where they THOUGHT society was going and laughing at…
Wed, 22:56: RT @philippawarr: Holy shit it's like watching a porn algorithm having a panic attack: Want to see a lady in the nuddy? Some non-consensual…
Wed, 22:56: RT @tomwhoscontrary: my name is ring, and wen they found, and wen the rest are brung around, on man and elf the darkness fall - i rule them…
Thu, 07:36: RT @tef_ebooks: burnout is a polite way of saying "abusive management"
Thu, 07:42: RT @americanwombat: Every day my son rants for a minute about why isn't Charizard a dragon type when he's obviously a dragon which will pre…
Thu, 07:56: RT @JustAddSaltz: I’m 35 and have not yet received a call to adventure and am starting to worry I’m not a protagonist
Thu, 08:02: RT @kennwhite: This is Aussie acrobat Jiemba Sands and he is a *wildly* talented (wait for the part with the high heels) https://t.co/LeTh4…
Thu, 08:04: RT @rachsyme: one inadvertently good part of moby's memoir is where he describes a young lana del rey telling him she thinks he should get…
Thu, 08:05: RT @splatbones: when youve been traveling together for the hardest year of your life on a suicide mission to destroy a cursed artifact and…
Tue, 22:19: RT @rolldiggity: The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksa…
Tue, 22:20: RT @LineyHunt: Female politicians deal with daily death and rape threats, male politicians ban the sale of ice cream near their events. Rea…
Tue, 22:42: RT @betterthemask: This is an incredible, incredible story that starts out with one person refusing to walk past a horrible anti-trans stic…
Tue, 22:43: RT @elliemarney: When you are drawn aside by the teacher at school pickup to discuss your kid's bad language in class, and you are wearing…
Mon, 12:16: RT @PriyamvadaGopal: Disgraceful. This college holds everybody to ransom all the time just by being wealthier than all the others together…
Mon, 18:51: RT @elephantbot: I never watched GoT but I’ve watched years & years of GoT tweets, and I liked the ending. Didn’t see it coming. (By “it” I…
Mon, 18:51: RT @alanbeattie: @dsquareddigest A bit of case-law wouldn't go amiss here. YES to milkshakes in paper cups, unwrapped fairy cakes. NO to ba…
Mon, 22:20: RT @lottelydia: I see the 'I bet you wouldn't be this happy if a politician you liked got covered in milkshake' brigade are out in force an…
Sun, 13:10: RT @janetmarland: @shckldg Kids! Doing punctuation in Y6 prior to HPS test this week - ‘That is my mothers basket.’ , teacher asked where t…
Sun, 13:12: RT @ZachWeiner: One of the most underappreciated Stan Rogers tune is his version of the White Collar Holler about the life of a dissatisfie…
Mon, 07:19: RT @SketchesbyBoze: me at 16: I want to see my face on TV! I want to be a legend! me now: I want to be a Gnome with a tiny shop in the woo…
Mon, 07:21: RT @VesselOfSpirit: want to feel old? the Elder Things were still alive when dinosaurs walked the Earth
Mon, 07:35: RT @fowlerism: Oh god what if everybody figures out what FOMO means before I do
Sat, 22:40: RT @woodlandbirder: An old beer bottle in Monks Wood NNR, used as an anvil to smash open countless snails by countless Song Thrushes. The b…
Fri, 21:26: RT @j4: Got the whole charabanc to @woodfestival: triple tandem; cargo bike + single trailer; cargo e-bike; normal bike + double trailer. 🚲…
Sat, 10:04: RT @EnterprisingA: So essentially, WeWork is a company that can't make money out of property, Uber is a company that can't make money out o…
Thu, 14:01: RT @cskama: Actually, if it is not from the French region of Blockchâine, it is not a blockchain. It is just a Bzyantine fault-tolerant dat…
Thu, 14:49: RT @matthew_d_green: I’m starting to think there might be a logical flaw in our plan to fix one software vulnerability at a time until they…
Thu, 14:56: RT @americanwombat: 5 year old was looking over my shoulder and talking and I was going to tell him to buzz off and he said "Mommy are you…
Thu, 14:57: RT @pixelatedboat: Travelling back in time to 1900 and driving a real train through a cinema screen to teach early moviegoers the true natu…
Thu, 22:55: RT @pablohidalgo: Telepathy would quickly destroy everything, as evidenced by this really slow, really shitty version of telepathy we're us…
Thu, 23:00: RT @dubsteppenwolf: ME: yeah so with everything that's going on I think it's best if you just shove an IED up there MY GYNECOLOGIST: I thi…
Thu, 23:11: RT @Hello_Tailor: the real horseshoe theory is the US & UK having the exact opposite systems for choosing a new leader (2 years of campaign…
Wed, 21:36: RT @MartinPilgrim1: Introvert tip: Always carry a pint of milk in the summer so you can turn down invitations to spontaneous outdoor fun by…
Wed, 21:37: RT @ProfBrianCox: This may be the first time I’ve agreed with Jeremy Hunt on a technical matter. Star formation rates in the Milky Way are…
Wed, 21:42: RT @tsrandall: This @exxonmobile chart from 1982 predicted that in 2019 our atmospheric CO2 level would reach about 415 parts per million,…
Wed, 21:44: RT @nickchk: This is the very first paper published in the new journal Series of Unsurprising Results in Economics, a journal that only pub…
Wed, 21:45: RT @nailheadparty: William Blake stans: this man is visionary... a true psychedelic mystic and seer of old Albion William Blake: tiger tig…
Wed, 21:46: RT @DawnFinney13: Well it only took me two years to finish it - here's my Baby Cactus Garden pattern! Eventually I'm going to run out of pa…
Wed, 21:54: RT @kait_tiffany: hard to say this with a straight face but please do read about the opaqueness of third-party advertising intermediaries,…
Tue, 12:33: RT @gideondefoe: These moaning dragon fans are such amateurs, you want to try being a fan of show that has been cobblers since 1963 then yo…
Mon, 20:39: RT @laura_hudson: the sex strike was a bad idea but it gave us a single, precious gift: random Twitter dudes yelling "I'M BAD AT SEX" to ow…
Mon, 21:21: RT @nickusen: thinking about how colleagues of one of the greatest mathematicians in history were so alarmed by his love of amphetamines th…
Tue, 07:01: RT @FreyjaErlings: Man sees doctor. Says he's depressed and nothing works. Doctor says "You know what perks me up? Pagliacci jokes. Read so…
Tue, 07:27: RT @nihilist_ds: The most convincing proof that data science is pointless bullshit just so happens to be people's actual attempts to explai…
Mon, 07:59: RT @RobGMacfarlane: “What does it mean to love anyone or anything, in a world whose vanishing is accelerating, perhaps beyond our capacity…
Mon, 09:27: RT @jfruh: this is definitely one of those "how do you get a fox, a chicken, and a bag of corn across the river" logic problems https://t.c…
Sat, 18:19: RT @ctseto: @jakebackpack @nyrath Private sectors “oh, it’s just a few barrels of oil leak” in space works out to “we do not have enough ox…
Sat, 18:19: RT @tashadrinkstea: Wait. Wait. There's a film about 3 generations of Black women with superpowers and none of us know about it?!! I AM FUM…
Sat, 19:04: RT @DVSblast: SO IF FELONS CANT VOTE...AND A MISCARRIAGE OR ABORTION IS A FELONY....WAIT IVE ALMOST GOT IT...HMMM
Sat, 19:06: RT @tomgilder: You know how Finland keeps getting voted the happiest country in the world? Every wondered why? Let's have a look at their…
Sat, 19:09: RT @MCabournSmith: 🎶🎶 Iron Man, Iron Man Does whatever an Iron can Presses clothes Puffs out steam Sits on top of the washing machine 🎶
Sat, 19:10: RT @philippawarr: If you wrote for Variety Gaming save PDFs of your work. Hell, if you write anywhere save PDFs of your work. The curre…
Sat, 19:15: RT @wondermarkfeed: “You watching HEADSTABBERS: SKULL-HOLE this season? Whoof!!” Wondermark #1476; In which Satisfaction is wrested free h…
Sat, 19:17: RT @AbbyHasIssues: Doctor: Listen to your body more. Body: You're old. And you want lasagna.
Sat, 07:59: RT @DigiVictorian: I expected this to be a catalogue of early-nineteenth-century joke books, but it turns out that the words 'Facetious and…
Sat, 08:28: RT @philippawarr: Imagine being a Boden woman. Imagine spending your days hopping gracefully along cobblestones in billowing culottes and,…
Sat, 11:55: RT @Samfr: Another head whose school academically selects and charges astronomcal fees accusing others of "social engineering" with, appare…
Sat, 11:57: RT @ThisFoxWrites: Internet! May I present to you, ENTHUSIASTIC POST-CAT, who often waits by the door for our postie or those charity-bag d…
Thu, 13:31: RT @ZachWeiner: What if the Blood God doesn't really want more blood - he just reacted positively to it once out of politeness, and now eve…
Thu, 23:22: RT @HoffMatthews: The closest you can get to knowing what it’s like to be a ghost is listening to a podcast where the hosts are trying to r…
Thu, 23:24: RT @Andrew_Taylor: "Oh come on, it won't be as bad as World War II" is a pretty wild take when you're standing for a fake party run by a fa…
Fri, 07:45: RT @iamchrisscott: I wish we had an enormous, rotating habitat with cities and parks right now. God that would be so cool. We would value a…
Wed, 19:04: RT @MooseAllain: My memories are all very hazy so I went to see a doctor and it turns out I need retrospectacles.
Wed, 19:09: RT @GRANNYMUGGER: If you're being generous the strategic genius is having their well known handle taken over by a brexiteer distracts from…
Wed, 22:47: RT @SnoozeInBrief: The 90s, much like the Brexit negotiation period, have repeatedly been extended and will continue until such time as we…
Wed, 23:15: RT @jake_p_cole: everyone is going to share this to own Donnie Big Guy but the fact that someone like this can bleed money his entire life…
Thu, 06:41: RT @govindajeggy: I’m not overtly suggesting racism, but I find it VERY interesting that neither Mr Boombastic or Mr Loverlover were accept…
Tue, 22:59: RT @studiesincrap: Rather than a movie where young Tolkien falls in love, how about one where his ghost watches THE HOBBIT PART THREE: MIDD…
Wed, 09:06: RT @PostCultRev: Most societies are post-apocalyptic societies. Just depends on who you're asking.
Mon, 12:05: RT @tomwhoscontrary: Calling the vaccine-hesitant "dangerous idiots" might be true, but doesn't help actually move the needle (as it were).…
Mon, 22:32: RT @aedwardslevy: have rarely, if ever, been more disappointed by the mismatch between what I thought the headline meant and what it actual…
Sun, 12:46: RT @Eatingartefacts: Today I was privileged to witness the absolute nadir in after-talk questions. It began: 'if you'll indulge me, I've ac…
Sun, 16:27: RT @NightSkyGames: Quick history bit! Do you know how pivotal the invention of the zipper in 1917 was to gender construction in children? F…
Sun, 18:23: RT @KT_NRE: "You guys, I know I say this every single New Year's Eve, but 1903 is totally going to be like, MY YEAR." —Baseball legend Rub…
Sun, 18:36: RT @Manglewood: Magpie crazyloves fresh, raw sweet corn so much. No butter, no salt, just corn. She comes RUNNING when she hears shucking.…
Sun, 18:39: RT @tha_rami: I want to be in the Asana meeting where they discuss possible marketing campaigns based on this *incredible* paragraph from a…
Sun, 18:40: RT @NatalieZed: We found it. We found the worst fucking shirt. (a moment of silence as well for this white-socks-and-knockoff-adidas-flip-…
Sat, 18:05: RT @oliverburkeman: Here's my @gdnlongread today about how the news took over reality. The news is not your life, and you do not have a mor…
Sat, 18:06: RT @tomwhoscontrary: What i used to say at @TIMGroup_Dev was "if you have a process and it isn't written down, then you don't have a proces…
Sat, 18:09: RT @MakeVotesMatter: "Remember that the First Past the Post electoral system can often mean that seats won or lost are a poor guide" - John…
Sat, 18:14: RT @Natpirks: The World Medical Association is reminding doctors around the world NOT TO PLAY ANY PART in issuing medicine to female athlet…
Sat, 18:17: RT @LindsayPB: "Everything the Communists told us about communism was a complete and utter lie. Unfortunately, everything the Communists to…
Fri, 14:20: RT @tomwhoscontrary: If you'd told people in the '70s that one of scientists' main problems in 2019 was the Replication Crisis, they would…
Fri, 15:19: RT @TwopTwips: KELIS. Stephen Yaxley-Lennon is in Middleton today. Could be worth setting up a stall there - you’ll make a fortune.
Fri, 19:20: RT @ella_beaudoin: {\__/} ( • . •) / >🏺 you want us to give back ur stolen ancestral heritage? {\__/} ( ^ . ^) 🏺< \ not until u build ade…
Fri, 19:20: RT @gideondefoe: at least wait until all the results are actually in before you do your bad political analysis you hacks, it's not like the…
Fri, 19:27: RT @mattsinger: I always wanted to win a Marvel No-Prize as a kid. So instead of just finding plot holes in #AvengersEndgame I came up with…
Fri, 20:20: RT @griffinkate: I've never seen one of these bowls with actual water in it. It's almost too perfect a metaphor for Virgin. Can't provide…
Thu, 14:05: RT @barquing: Nina Allan on Ian McEwan’s Machines Like Me. Thoughtful, fair and unsparing (not just of McEwan, either). https://t.co/b1UqMT…
Thu, 14:07: RT @SamSykesSwears: it is wild that genre fiction dominates pop culture and makes more money than god has sandals and still there is some w…
Thu, 14:11: RT @swansonian: “I grew up in the Hebrides and I don’t understand where they got all that wicker from” - My mum trying to ruin one of my fa…
Thu, 14:12: RT @_sashawilson: So a newspaper asked Victorian women why they were “spinsters.” Each and every response is solid 24 karat gold. #savage h…
Thu, 14:31: RT @arturoleon: Just yesterday I was telling someone jokingly that one of the best gifts I received from Google was Youtube phasing out IE6…
Thu, 21:17: RT @jojubs: @TwopTwips CREATE your own ‘Tommy Robinson’ white nationalist pseudonym by combining your favourite Who musical with a refreshi…
Thu, 22:47: RT @WWarped: Top Tip: Download spare electricity, so when you have a power cut simply plug the USB stick back in and you have power. @TwopT…
Wed, 18:23: RT @umbralDescend: OMG Y'ALL I NEED TO SHARE SOMETHING. SO YESTERDAY WE HAD AN ELECTION IN SPAIN RIGHT WELL THE LEFT WON BY A LOT AND THE…
Wed, 18:24: RT @aedison: a weird thing to me is how much faith people put in the promises of candidates. politicians lie all the time! for me, I would…
Wed, 18:27: RT @MaxRivlinNadler: I suspected there were far more PR people than journalists, but 6:1 is fucking jaw-dropping. Is there anyone left to e…
Wed, 18:49: RT @BrooklynSpoke: The thing about New York is that we'll spend millions on feasibility studies to build complicated infrastructure and the…
Wed, 07:28: RT @JoshuaACNewman: Literary fiction is a narrow genre that prides itself on lack of imagination. So, to its fans and practitioners, one of…
Wed, 07:32: RT @lopezdeprado: A common misconception is that the risk of overfitting increases with the number of parameters in the model. In reality,…
Wed, 11:16: RT @drmikefraser: "Hush, hush" we say, "They are singing." "Are they singing?" our next neighbours ask. "Yes, they have grouped themselves,…
Mon, 15:24: RT @jillboard: My first for @vulture is of course a SCREED about Taylor Swift. Please look at my Carrie Mathison-esque pinboard about 4.26…
Mon, 22:32: RT @HadleyFreeman: I always had a quiet soft spot for Tony Slattery and wondered what, beyond the breakdown, had actually happened to him.…
Mon, 22:33: RT @niallharrison: "In other words, they should have given the gauntlet to Chidi" is a thing someone just wrote in an email I received and…
Tue, 06:55: RT @aedison: I should stop letting sunk cost fallacy ruin my life, but as I've been doing it for so long I might as well keep going.
Tue, 11:21: RT @clapifyoulikeme: @RobynElyse The last white male Democrat to get >50% of the vote was JIMMY CARTER. Imo we just can't chance it with an…
Sun, 22:02: RT @supermathskid: Would you be happy to live in a dystopian nightmare? Let us know on a platform that will collect all your personal data…
Sun, 22:05: RT @carljackmiller: It's 1985. James Burke is walking around in some hills. And then he delivers a scintillating piece to camera about how…
Sun, 22:06: RT @OwuorMichael: I discovered the river you see behind me here in London. I don't know what the natives call it but I gave it a proper nam…
Sun, 22:06: RT @anne_theriault: “Yes, of course I would vote for a woman. I love women. I respect women. It’s just that this particular woman had too m…
Mon, 08:59: RT @bowenyang: My original Mandarin name is "博文," which used to mean "scholar." In 2019 it means "blog content." This is 100% true and it f…
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