Drifting in and out of consciousness

• September 21st, 2020, 01:00 pm

My tweets

• Sun, 13:10: RT @AlexWattsEsq: If the public don't obey your instructions, as a government, that is your problem to solve, not the public's fault for be…
• Sun, 13:34: RT @AliceChunky: https://t.co/1t6ywUGWJO
• Sun, 20:34: RT @courtneymilan: Tag yourself, I'm the whole quote. Amazon: https://t.co/zSFaCjtlf8 Apple: https://t.co/Rf76KHxuA5 Nook: https://t.co/T5…
• Sun, 23:03: RT @StphanieTheBest: Blessed bio facts https://t.co/BgxVhhbZzG
• Sun, 23:07: RT @ProfAishaAhmad: Of course, there are things we have to do. Work. Teach. Cook. Exercise. But just don't expect to be sparklingly happy o…
• Mon, 06:03: RT @sablaah: umm what do they think we’ve been protesting https://t.co/kZG3FwAkPz

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• September 20th, 2020, 01:00 pm

My tweets

• Sat, 12:12: RT @gideondefoe: "You will sleep in your crate, downstairs. The bedroom is off limits because you're unsanitary and boundaries are importan…
• Sat, 15:57: RT @ZachWeiner: Slightly more serious: I'm in favor of enlightened irresponsibility, by which I mean not pretending to have power or respon…
• Sat, 23:39: RT @MrEmilyHeller: I gotta say, R.E.M. gave me unrealistic expectations about how good I’d feel at the end of the world
• Sun, 09:29: RT @ZackDavisson: You can try it yourself, but the results are clear. @Twitter 's face algorithm considers white faces to be more relevant…
• Sun, 09:42: RT @j4: Sending hugs to those who need them this morning. 💕 Normally everyone asks for kitten pics to help get them through, but these beas…

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• September 19th, 2020, 01:00 pm

My tweets

• Fri, 14:00: RT @GlennyRodge: "I got thrown off the fancy-dress tour of Henry VIII's house for not keeping up." "Oh? Were you ambling?" "No, I went as…
• Fri, 14:01: RT @thedailymash: Labour unveils new slogan ‘A non-dickhead option is now available’ https://t.co/t0FIoaskzE
• Fri, 14:06: RT @angryaboutbikes: Just found this word and wtf, imagine your kids in 40 years watching a cartoon about a dog called Fidgit Spinna https:…
• Fri, 14:07: RT @ZachWeiner: Dream https://t.co/GXLLvHeeWp (click for full comic) #smbc #hiveworks https://t.co/etepHInnwX
• Fri, 14:13: RT @JedBracy: Imagine being the school administrator when you realize that one of your student's parents is in charge of privacy at the NSA…
• Fri, 14:14: RT @j4: At least one of the problems with this proposal is the question of "how on earth does anybody propose to police it", where all poss…
• Fri, 14:16: RT @Anna_Mazz: I have filtered the worldwide news for you and this is the only good bit. https://t.co/UO2suOaGzl
• Fri, 20:12: RT @karaspita: https://t.co/sB4bzkohvM
• Fri, 20:13: RT @DouglasSloane: @deshocks Why do Sweden's ships have barcodes on the side of them ? So they can Scandinavian.
• Fri, 20:48: RT @smavincent: Whatever you think of him or Barry, we surely must accept that Paul Chuckle is doing everything he can to safely transport…

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• September 18th, 2020, 01:00 pm

My tweets

• Thu, 14:24: RT @CharlesFinch: god bless the Redditor who pointed out that jack white looks like Michael Cera dressed up as Johnny Depp for Halloween ht…
• Thu, 14:27: RT @brucel: I’ve invented a mind-controlled air freshener. It sounds crazy, I know, but it actually makes scents when you think about it.
• Thu, 14:51: RT @m_older: For @ForeignPolicy, I wrote about the fallacy of public panic in disasters, and why elites keep using it as an excuse even tho…
• Thu, 15:52: RT @AITA_reddit: AITA for forbidding my roomate from taking my books? (removed) https://t.co/3m7FXbrXSk
• Fri, 07:32: RT @pixelatedboat: Algorithmic song recommendation https://t.co/PDfJJ8gj4B
• Fri, 07:45: RT @ItsEmilySavage: https://t.co/rPpjIF2lYy
• Fri, 07:48: RT @Ruth_C_Dalton: Turns out #covid living and #lockdown was all predicted by Geoffrey Hoyle in 1972 in his book illustrated by Alasdair An…

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• September 17th, 2020, 01:00 pm

My tweets

• Wed, 14:44: RT @MikeWTrapp: Cursed To Do List 🔲 Thing You've Already Put Off for a Month 🔲 Thing That Is Actually 5 Things But You Won't Realize Until…
• Wed, 14:46: Can confirm :) https://t.co/ySnaagqdRy https://t.co/A8YNJTLiNM
• Wed, 14:49: RT @serenityfails: I have eaten the peaches that were in the can and which were probably put there by a man
• Wed, 17:29: RT @gideondefoe: Today in the charity shop: the daily mirror, August through to September 1914, where of course the big gobal news was a cy…
• Wed, 18:04: RT @kottke: A very entertaining story about finding out the personal info of a former Australian PM just from an Instagram boarding pass pi…
• Wed, 18:04: RT @AuthorAbbyJim: Me: So what are u doing? My 12 year old: photoshopping Waldo out of a Where's Waldo picture to send to my friends
• Wed, 18:07: RT @Delafina777: A few days ago I quoted Frank Wilhoit ("Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups…
• Wed, 18:08: RT @KarlreMarks: For those who are not familiar with Britain but are intrigued by the 'rule of six', I offer this thread that explains the…
• Thu, 06:16: RT @emhornerbooks: @EmilyGould What's interesting about this is that r/AITA posts and online advice column letters give us what is consider…

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• September 16th, 2020, 01:00 pm

My tweets

• Tue, 18:16: RT @GoingMedieval: https://t.co/huJX6zkyoq
• Tue, 18:19: RT @fosterquips: I am so delighted that this is how I finally go viral https://t.co/b7K3wcJFc4
• Tue, 18:35: Dave Grohl is having a drum battle with a ten-year old girl and it's charming https://t.co/fwQYoEe2y3
• Tue, 18:38: RT @citycyclists: How interesting... https://t.co/ZKH5mTnCRY
• Tue, 18:38: RT @KathrynTewson: This is clearly the world autocorrect believes I live in https://t.co/aDDZm1coJc
• Wed, 07:11: RT @EffinBirds: https://t.co/DzjLVJ03Ms
• Wed, 07:23: RT @ohtumblroh: https://t.co/zZXaW6jFH5
• Wed, 07:24: RT @jfruh: you children disgust me https://t.co/QE1lSwVpA1 https://t.co/8uSFm00xDk
• Wed, 07:44: RT @bridger_w: I know it’s rough now, but I really think some day we’ll be able to look back at all this and say, “That’s not a time I like…
• Wed, 08:37: RT @AlexWattsEsq: I cannot imagine how different things might have been under a government that believed the job of governments is to raise…

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• September 15th, 2020, 01:00 pm

My tweets

• Mon, 13:14: RT @ianwalker: I'm told a basic principle of legal theory is that deterrence comes from the probability of detection far more than from the…
• Mon, 13:22: RT @williamvercetti: ain’t no way perseus snuck up on medusa with them thangs clapping https://t.co/lih7IaPLFR
• Mon, 14:59: RT @aedison: ugh, another night of restless sleep, bad dreams, waking up with a headache. better do the healthy thing and immediately hold…
• Mon, 14:59: RT @Pundamentalism: Finally some good news for families relying on food banks, who will now be able to work in large groups to hunt grouse,…
• Mon, 15:01: RT @shutyourhell: still the best thing i've ever written in my entire life probably https://t.co/rrgxL8kEEU
• Mon, 20:00: RT @reelmolesworth: yes they are called TREENS as any fule kno https://t.co/9D1lF4LOvc
• Mon, 20:01: RT @ZachWeiner: Phosphine https://t.co/blAhhYsJD9 (click for hovertext) #smbc #hiveworks https://t.co/5zsA7i1QZM
• Mon, 22:21: RT @wonderella: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing Microsoft marketing to hire him. https://t.co/BOEc7f3p4b
• Mon, 22:27: RT @SluggoIsLit: Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for Sat, 12 Sep 2020 https://t.co/NlSA91WHZA https://t.co/ChJlKh3DkA
• Mon, 22:39: RT @americanwombat: "this is a tough time and nobody is going to judge you if you drop Latin lessons this week and only have them journal o…

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• September 14th, 2020, 01:00 pm

My tweets

• Sun, 21:16: RT @thedailymash: Public water supply may contain dangerously tiny levels of homeopathic medicine, say experts https://t.co/LkzAK6vrJF http…
• Sun, 22:24: RT @bombsfall: thinking about putting hundreds of millions of people on one website to talk to eachother as a replacement for smaller niche…
• Mon, 06:38: RT @mrseratonin: FROGS WITH BUTTERFLIES https://t.co/E0SVGEB8rn
• Mon, 07:33: RT @MaraWilson: Sophocles couldn’t write this shit https://t.co/nYxU8uayGa
• Mon, 07:35: Sexy Nic Cage Spiderverse https://t.co/f1nZeXmA2l
• Mon, 07:36: RT @AFPphoto: 🇦🇷 A cat sits on heads of garlic at a stall of the Central Market in Tapiales, Buenos Aires 📷 @rschemidt #AFP https://t.co/v…
• Mon, 07:39: RT @FurnaceFear: No, you just wasted 20 minutes cutting Pingu going "NOOT" into Uptown Funk https://t.co/hygHXgfe3e
• Mon, 07:46: RT @denisbloodnok: @alednotjones I've no idea who in their right mind, assembling the Union flag, could go "well, we've got three lots of b…
• Mon, 11:46: RT @1followernodad: this stat gets thrown around A LOT and while it’s certainly helpful to point out the fact that corporations are way mor…
• Mon, 11:49: RT @megpickard: (Related aside: I’m weirdly fascinated by the many different design treatments HM Gov is deploying to relay the same messag…

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• September 13th, 2020, 01:00 pm

My tweets

• Sat, 13:05: RT @freak_perfume: "Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein" Nietzsche https://t.co/5iYkE6gSFM
• Sat, 14:36: RT @shockproofbeats: livid we didn't at least give this a try. https://t.co/KYDrxLp8mx
• Sat, 14:40: RT @KhanStopMe: idk about u but im ready for some precedented times
• Sat, 14:42: RT @Lufferov: Okay Dunelm... so what exactly IS the intended use for your wood chopping board then? https://t.co/sK39MT55Ej
• Sat, 15:18: RT @thedailymash: Threesome ruined by administrative oversight https://t.co/Hei9cHI6nA https://t.co/6jhaNRLgzc
• Sat, 19:45: RT @MissC_1717: Tone yo milkshake down, yo! 😅 https://t.co/vj8la2j4tt
• Sat, 19:45: RT @kanewishart: A lot of folks acting as if 2020 has just been a string of bewildering bad luck, rather than what it truly is: a concentra…
• Sat, 21:51: RT @samz_klub: "My Cat is Sad" by Spencer Madsen https://t.co/gGra9RaB19
• Sun, 06:26: RT @PSusmilch: @jfruh You haven’t lived until you’ve read the HBO Max descriptions of Looney Tunes episodes https://t.co/RwYGmbOWjw
• Sun, 06:27: RT @benkling: Seinfeld: let's see if people wanna watch misanthropes consistently fail and learn nothing It's Always Sunny: what if that A…

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• September 12th, 2020, 01:00 pm

My tweets

• Sat, 07:13: RT @ohtumblroh: https://t.co/25LXa4jMmr
• Sat, 07:18: RT @TheOnion: Defensive Bob Woodward Claims He Withheld Interview Since Journalism Hasn’t Worked On Trump So Far https://t.co/IwVCL8xSXv ht…
• Sat, 07:19: RT @ItsTheBrandi: I think about the 9/10/02 and 9/11/02 Family Circus combination periodically. https://t.co/eSbqNX3O3c
• Sat, 07:27: RT @gaileyfrey: @sarahhollowell Once I was sexting and instead of a ~hot nude~ I accidentally sent this https://t.co/QWmJYttl8N
• Sat, 07:27: RT @paprbckparadise: onedollar https://t.co/4sjpSa0pXN
• Sat, 07:46: RT @ZachWeiner: Best wikipedia article: https://t.co/d9vvSPyhZt
• Sat, 08:07: RT @medli20: https://t.co/TJaMqvzpFJ
• Sat, 08:07: RT @tbq_: I don't want to be all "Learn the lore!" gatekeepery but I feel like there's at least one canon knowledge test you should pass be…
• Sat, 08:17: RT @JohnHyphen: the local council in my part of brussels will install a mosaic on the path outside your house for FREE, and I realise that…
• Sat, 08:29: RT @TechnicallyRon: "Welcome to our gander reveal party" "Don't you mean.." "no" Geese emerge from everywhere. No fireworks. Only geese. Th…

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