Mon, 22:31: RT @CatzoniaMY: #Throwback Steve when he was smaller. Called kakak every morning to bring him down as he was afraid to use the stair 💆🏻♀️…
Mon, 22:48: RT @ThePatanoiac: As an Illuminati employee, I often get asked by people if they'll be killed for knowing too much. I can assure you: you'l…
Mon, 22:58: RT @philippawarr: I think this might be my favourite pretend videogame image from the tabloidy clickbait links at the bottom of sites https…
Mon, 07:12: RT @RandyJMcCarthy: Still reading my book on Freud and still coming across some gems. Here's a nice bit of career advice from Freud about h…
Mon, 07:30: RT @jeannette_ng: Here is the Campbell acceptance speech I had written. Words were added and taken away on stage due to time and nerves.…
Mon, 07:38: RT @studiesincrap: If we have to live in an alt-history timeline, why couldn’t it be one more interesting than “What if millions of America…
Mon, 07:48: RT @Arr: There used to be a lot of debate over whether Blur or Oasis were the Beatles of the 90s but now I think everyone has accepted that…
Sat, 12:42: RT @bornwithatail_: Capitalist overproduction does not result in any kind of broad-based prosperity. They will literally destroy the "exces…
Fri, 18:28: RT @foxtosser: So here’s a curious #maps related story. One of the few cities to have ever been completely planned out before construction…
Fri, 18:31: RT @WilmotsGame: Following in the resurgence of vinyl record players and instant film cameras, I've invested all of my savings into sundial…
Sat, 05:52: RT @tweetrajouhari: This is a cool way for Amazon to show the world that they can absolutely afford to pay their employees more. https://t.…
Sat, 05:54: RT @MamaMoose_Be: Haringey folks, my neighbour has just alerted me to the following: you can now rent an E-cargo bike in Haringey for £100/…
Thu, 19:04: RT @_Enanem_: The Chubby Checker biopic’s called I Know What You Did Last Summer. There’s a pretty big twist near the end.
Thu, 19:19: RT @studiesincrap: How long past the death of print will the construction "on paper _____ looks like a good idea" survive?
Thu, 19:22: RT @Youaredumb: I’ll say this for Donald Trump. He’s expertly curating by hand a comprehensive list of things we all thought were against t…
Thu, 22:04: RT @DuncanCV: @JJ_Bola @oxfordhacker I like it. It'll be easy to see how effective it is by simply monitoring the rise in the percentage of…
Fri, 08:46: RT @pickwick: theory: the meme about Media Studies being a useless degree with no value to society has led directly to a society where virt…
Wed, 22:08: RT @sannewman: To the degree that our system is a meritocracy, what it does is ensure that major decisions (e.g. how to deal with climate c…
Wed, 22:26: RT @dannybirchall: I'm not going to say anything about taking photos in museums, just remind you that visitors to Manchester's 1857 Art Tre…
Thu, 07:19: RT @roguepages: Some spooky flick book action from 1800. It's a conjurer's 'Blow Book', with specially placed thumb tabs to make it look li…
Thu, 07:23: RT @RopesToInfinity: The problem with the modern kids of today, if you ask me, is that they're too busy playing the video games, instead of…
Wed, 01:22: RT @rahaeli: There are no phrases more beautiful in drug development than the words "Trial halted for overwhelming efficacy" https://t.co/Q…
Wed, 01:22: RT @lloydalter: New Euro study finds e-bike riders get as much exercise as regular bike riders; they go farther, ride more often, and use t…
Wed, 01:26: RT @cstross: Little Bobby Tables gets a speeding ticket — ALL the speeding tickets — before he’s even learned to drive. https://t.co/58kTTI…
Wed, 08:15: RT @KyleErf: 4th grade: "You can't hand it in late!! When you grow up and hand things in late, you don't get a bad grade, you get fired!!!"…
Wed, 08:19: RT @MeAndVan: WE FOUND HIM!! A thread 👇👇 After 3000 RTs, 3 news articles, 1 video and thousands of wonderful messages from around the wor…
Mon, 20:09: RT @Aquarion: Creator: *Creates marsupials* Observer: “Nice species!” Creator: “Thanks! It has pockets!”
Mon, 20:10: RT @Brainmage: V unir pvcurerq gur cbrz gung jnf va gur pbyyrpgvir uvirzvaq Naq juvpu lbh jrer cebonoyl hfvat sbe zrzrf sbetvir zr vg jnf…
Mon, 20:29: RT @rolldiggity: The year is 2150. There is now a tube for every animal. But when a wolf gets into the cow tube, humanity’s only hope is to…
Mon, 20:31: RT @MOOMANiBE: How Airbnb works: 1. Developers build 8000 luxury condo towers instead of rental units 2. No one can afford the luxury cond…
Mon, 20:37: RT @ayoedebiri: went up to a girl to compliment her because her STRONG TEETH tshirt made me laugh but after approaching I realized she just…
Mon, 22:57: RT @vectorpoem: In the early 21st century it was customary to entomb the dead with all their unread browser tabs which, it was believed, th…
Tue, 07:04: RT @johnjdc: "And is also extremely bad news for, let me just check this so I get it absolutely right, ah yes, your mum." https://t.co/XLzb…
Sat, 12:59: RT @FeliciaDavin: HETROSPECT, n. Realizing things you did in your youth were not, in fact, straight. EX: “In hetrospect, her adolescent fas…
Sat, 13:12: RT @rachelle_mandik: the average person swallows 6 to 8 tooth fairies over the course of their childhood
Sat, 16:04: RT @ClickHole: Embarrassing: This Woman Thinks The Chinese Characters She Has Tattooed On Her Back Mean ‘Slut Of All Hamburgers’ But They A…
Sat, 19:08: RT @jake_p_cole: The Epstein murder is the only true act of bipartisanship in the last 10 years
Sat, 19:51: RT @xflibble: Given that tech people know what happens when CPU is 100% and RAM is full and you're hitting the swap file, it's pretty weird…
Fri, 18:36: RT @lastontheboat: I'm pondering how to achieve broad web compatibility in a new web browser engine. Good thing we have meaningful web stan…
Fri, 19:21: RT @BennyEastSide: Always going on weird rants about participation trophies without realizing you have one flying outside your house. #Whit…
Fri, 19:36: RT @TheOnion: New Amazon Service Lets Customers Boost Shipping Speed With Easy One-Click Charge To Whip Delivery Person https://t.co/y8tfkZ…
Fri, 19:38: RT @ryanqnorth: BOSS: okay, let the public know on our ingredients list that our bread doesn't use genetically engineered ingredients. Make…
Fri, 20:00: RT @shaun_jen: cato the elder ending every senate speech with 'carthage must be destroyed' is the earliest historical occurrence of the for…
Thu, 17:39: RT @mrjamesob: You generally don’t have to spend billions of pounds, suspend laws & stockpile essentials to mitigate the impact of *good* i…
Thu, 17:41: RT @delaneykingrox: My lord, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. King: *sigh* I cast ressurect.
Thu, 17:42: RT @delaneykingrox: DM: A wild outrageous fortune appears, it weilds slings and arrows! Hamlet: I melt and resolve into a dew. DM: did yo…
Thu, 23:00: RT @LeftAtLondon: Every time I tweet, an angel gets its wings. Unfortunately its the same angel every time & they now look absolutely hideo…
Thu, 23:17: I cannot bear playing Hanabi (& have a hard time even listening to people playing it) because it's a game where lea… https://t.co/j4EQyvhuOn
Thu, 23:18: RT @damiancugley: Can someone explain why it is that the one sales tactic that online bookstores seem universally to fail at is to offer me…
Fri, 07:22: RT @fox5dc: 🦀CRAB INVASION🦀 They're baaaaack! Hundreds of crabs were spotted creeping and crawling around a Florida neighborhood! 😳 STORY:…
Wed, 18:22: RT @SarCampbel: Putting new #USSDispute @ucu poster on my office door. Still have the ones from last time, and angry that they’re still rel…
Wed, 18:25: RT @kjhealy: What is the secret to living to be well over 100 years old? It seems that in the US the trick is to have been born just a few…
Wed, 18:29: RT @studiesincrap: I’d be more open to listening to old boomers’ complaints about video games of just one of them added “I mean, look at ho…
Tue, 13:20: RT @Choplogik: twitter has this phenomenon where when it finds a new memetic item, it collectively tries to combine it with every single ot…
Tue, 13:21: RT @imdumbledaddy: English is just 3 languages wearing a trenchcoat pretending to be one tall language
Tue, 13:22: RT @panmidwest: me: so i keep things that spark joy? friend: yes me: *touching friend’s apple watch* mine friend: that’s not- me: *holding…
Tue, 18:51: RT @classiclib3ral: Thinking about all of Stalin's victims that were forced by his regime to drink local craft beers. We can't let Bernie d…
Wed, 02:34: RT @Mostly_Cheese: Cop: Listen up, punk. This can go one of two ways. *bell dings, doors open* Suspect: Thanks for teaching me about elev…
Wed, 02:36: RT @Pinboard: Feral hogs Twitter has now concluded. Thank you to everyone who participated. Please feel free to use this moment in fiction…
Mon, 22:18: RT @DyingMatters: Do you often save things for the "right time" or have things that are "special" but never use them? Why? You only live on…
Mon, 22:21: RT @KirkdaleBooks: Full marks to a man in the cafe this morning. When his kids asked for a story, he immediately began: "Once upon a time t…
Mon, 22:22: RT @babadookspinoza: It’s okay to be sexy and funny and right all the time. I see you. We are valid.
Mon, 22:29: RT @allwrongthink: love 2 wake up to an endless barrage of bad news from around the world that it seems irresponsible to ignore, but also m…
Mon, 22:32: RT @ThamKhaiMeng: This arrow by mathematician and sculptor Kokichi Sugihara can't point left. Here's how it works: It's 3D-printed with a b…
Mon, 22:38: RT @Trisarahjtops: Every Sarah is descended from a single Trisarahtops dinosaur this is a secret Ancestry dot com doesn't want you to know…
Mon, 22:39: RT @GaryDelaney: Why do you never see female mimes, I think it’s because there’s a glass ceiling.
Mon, 22:44: RT @tweetsarahmyles: Last night I was researching why skeletons are often portrayed as mad bastards and I got to discover that THIS is the…
Sun, 15:44: RT @gshowitt: “What do these fuckin’ nerds like? Fortnite? Sure, whatever. Draw a fuckin’ pikachu on there. I’m going on break.” https://t.…
Mon, 08:17: RT @tomwhoscontrary: Do not gaze too long into the abyss, for we only have this room until 12:30.
Sat, 13:01: RT @tonybonesarelli: you literally have to have a cannonball sized hole in your brain to think this way. "if pedestrians could freely walk…
Sat, 13:02: RT @flglmn: colonizing mars? sure. mining the asteroid belt with autonomous nanobot swarms? yes! dyson spheres? probably by about 2030, 204…
Sat, 13:24: RT @edyong209: CTVT is one of the strangest organisms on the planet--a dog tumor that turned into a contagious global parasite which has sp…
Sat, 13:53: RT @HawkConservancy: When you try to get some 'hidden camera' footage but your Burrowing Owls immediately find your camera... https://t.co/…
Sat, 14:46: RT @aubreyhirsch: Look at your bodies, women! Strong nails, sharp teeth, stomach full of acid. God created you for the magnificent job of c…
Sat, 15:37: RT @ErynnBrook: @meakoopa I have given way too much thought to Banner’s phds and the only plausible explanation I’ve come up with is that t…
Sat, 08:27: RT @managerspeak: We had a very successful year five years ago and we invested in a layer of new management and a raft of new strategies. T…
Sat, 08:34: RT @TNeenan: I know how they could spend the 2.1 billion, tell every single UK citizen that Brexit was too hard we're not doing it but here…
Sat, 11:51: RT @SamiraAhmedUK: Hey @Wikipedia you blocked my daughter after her v first rather adorable edit. I’m stating she IS officially my favourit…
Sat, 11:53: RT @merylkenny: Just watched an episode of a detective show where one of the motives for killing an academic was shared book royalties wort…
Thu, 12:10: RT @kareem_carr: me: I discovered a new statistical law that says that all jokes on twitter are based on other jokes on twitter friend: tha…
Thu, 13:24: RT @MelindaHoward4: According to Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half horse, half human doctor. This made him the Centaur for Disease Contro…
Thu, 15:57: RT @Pundamentalism: BUSINESS IDEA: "Correctr" - social media platform for pedants, where 'like' and 'retweet' buttons on posts are replaced…
Thu, 16:09: RT @bonehugsnirony: friend: where have you been? i miss you me: [gradually descending into madness through minor inconveniences that erode…
Thu, 16:29: RT @funflaps: AMERICAN: *talking like it's no big deal* Yeah I had to drive 47 hours to get home for thanksgiving ME: *living in UK* If I…
Wed, 18:45: RT @PAYOLETTER: and you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful mouse and you may tell yourself, THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FIFE https:/…
Wed, 18:45: RT @rahaeli: If only there were a discipline that included shit like that. We could call it "humanprogressanities". Hmm. A bit long. Anyone…
Thu, 11:45: RT @Joe8Bit: I saw a tweet asking why sometimes when you unsubscribe from an email list it says it can ‘take a few days’. Buckle up, as I h…
Thu, 11:56: RT @tmbg: John and John here. We have initiated a benefit t-shirt project with ALL profits going to @RAICESTEXAS, an org. directly helping…
Wed, 07:28: RT @GigawattConduit: Is Thor 4 just gonna be different MCU actors trying to win Tessa Thompson’s love because A, Valid and B, let’s make th…
Wed, 07:47: RT @twwings: I laughed out loud at these, oh my god, Joss Whedon is such a hack. "murderous bedlam waif," lollll. and who wouldn't be into…
Mon, 16:11: Have just realised that my default Sunday activities (don't bother showering or getting dressed, don't eat properly… https://t.co/a5uCTvDMm8
Mon, 20:37: RT @bamafangrl: Do y’all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Y…
Tue, 08:22: RT @newsmary: I have received an email containing this sentence and I am now going on holiday for the next two weeks as an immediate respon…
Sun, 18:20: RT @meandmybigmouth: My theory was that no one reads copyright pages so I could put any old shit on there and it would go unnoticed by near…
Sun, 19:33: RT @walkingjalopy: Australia fits entirely within Rhode Island, if folded enough times. This fact is obscured by the Mercator projection.
Sun, 20:23: RT @yeetnpark: my bf couldnt remember tom waits name so he called him "spooky bob dylan"
Sun, 21:35: RT @nthnashma: Recent urban legends in Berlin speak of a street-dwelling byproduct of start-ups and VC funds—it's a nightmarish vision in w…
Mon, 07:38: RT @MicroSFF: "Excuse me," the man - a foreigner, by his strange accent and clothes - said, "are you William Shakespeare?" Will rolled his…
Mon, 07:53: RT @kibblesmith: Job: Hey god you killed like literally all of my kids what’s up with that God: How dare you speak that way to the invento…
Sat, 14:19: RT @LukeMackayCooks: I have spent the last 30 minutes fruitlessly searching for a picture of a mouse dressed as Shakespeare. I will now try…
Sat, 19:15: RT @ColinJCarlson: are YOU doing too much? is there too much you WANT to do? are you worried you have to start saying NO to things? worr…
Sat, 19:16: RT @adam_macqueen: Actually loads of us have seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion and C-beams glitter in the dark near the T…
Sat, 19:17: RT @loresjoberg: Salesman: "Would you like to have a picture of some flowers on your kitchen table for three weeks?" Customer: "Uh, no tha…
Sun, 10:02: RT @CarterBays: Some people complain that this is the hottest summer in the last 125 years, but I like to think of it as the coolest summer…
Fri, 18:20: RT @OwenJones84: I genuinely think that the official newspaper of a dictatorship would have been too embarrassed to print this https://t.co…
Fri, 21:09: RT @pixelatedboat: Google search history: how make egg big big egg how egg egg big egg
Fri, 21:11: RT @sannewman: When I think about the word "meow" I always imagine a team of crack language scientists kneeling around a cat, waiting for i…
Sat, 07:46: RT @j4: H, using a comb: "I'm brushing my hair!" Img: "That's a comb. You're COMBING your hair." H: "I'm teaching it to be a hairbrush!"
Sat, 08:03: RT @Anna_Mazz: Jacob Rees Mogg has instructed his new office to use imperial measurements and to refer to non-titled males as Esquire. Ther…
Sat, 08:04: RT @MrMcEnaney: Re: today's news about care-experienced people accessing university 1) The Times 2) BBC 3) Guardian Note how negative the…
Sat, 08:09: RT @spacetwinks: the more i think about streaming services and how they're destroying tons of creative fields and the people in them but th…
Thu, 13:35: RT @dickgirIdiaries: “you should treat the janitor the same way you treat the CEO” I would never guillotine the janitor
Thu, 15:45: RT @c0mmieraejepsen: tired: nobody should have to work in this heat inspired: nobody should have to work
Thu, 15:46: RT @SoosheBot: I have lied about the cask of rare Amontillado that was in the basement and which you were probably planning to drink to da…
Wed, 13:43: RT @ExileonWainSt: The difference between roasting in Britain and roasting in hell is that I have reason to believe that the leader of the…
Wed, 14:09: RT @Thumbsuk: DON'T forget the vulnerable during this heatwave. Remember to check on elderly neighbours AND hot singles in your area. @Twop…
Wed, 18:51: RT @rynbtmn: Films have always portrayed climate change (and, I guess, most apocalypses) as these huge dramatic events, rather than the slo…
Tue, 17:48: RT @delsinsfire: Sure, we could explore some Dungeons. And yeah, we probably should fight those Dragons. But we could also spend 4 hours in…
Tue, 18:09: RT @richardosman: It’s so hot outside, it’s almost as if the yawning gates of Hell have chosen to open up on this particular day from some…
Tue, 22:40: RT @tomboabs: As the weather gets hot remember to help the bees. They easily become dehydrated and begin to suffer. You can start with litt…
Tue, 22:52: RT @badnetworker: 1999: there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together 2019: there are four websites, each filled with screenshot…
Wed, 07:34: RT @jenistyping: Research suggests that the most common form of destructive leadership is not the stereotypical power-hungry, manipulative…
Wed, 07:37: RT @FrogCroakley: I'm hanging out with my daughter tonight while @Glitter_brawl is out at a show, & we're having the time of our lives. Fee…
Mon, 13:20: RT @sydneypadua: 2016: we'll negotiate a norway-type deal early 2019: only No Deal is True Brexit mid 2019: the only True Brexit is when we…
Mon, 13:23: RT @timhaneyphd: Absolutely loved "The Good University" by @raewynconnell. Such a eye-opening critique of modern neoliberal, managerial, c…
Mon, 13:44: RT @garius: As a techie, I'll tell you the same thing I've said to every manager/client who has told me something similar: You fucking co…
Sun, 15:35: *She Drew The Gun* Decent Garbage-y rock. A good set, though I feel a bit guilty that my favourite track was their… https://t.co/l4KDp97Z2v
Sun, 15:35: *Lucid Dream* Straightforward tight drums, a pleasingly mobile bass, chiming guitars, & pleasant if indistinct voca… https://t.co/OlqK1ZRZZZ
Sun, 15:38: *Oshun* Alternating sweet r'n'b singing & tight rapping over some big woozy beats. So relentlessly positive & charm… https://t.co/TioKvTL85B
Sun, 16:06: *Chris Lintott* (It's Never) Aliens! An astrophysicist revelling in played-for boos as he runs through a quick list… https://t.co/Io5pDpq66s
Sun, 16:23: *DJ Food - O is for Orange* Sure, you could get the same effect by doing a few shots of Night Nurse, then playing w… https://t.co/gW9iSDwAko
Sun, 16:58: *The Orielles* Apparently they've had some success so I can only assume something was terribly wrong with their sou… https://t.co/zLdLexQ7hG
Sun, 17:14: RT @lastpositivist: Am I an elitist? - Not in any sense you’d be capable of understanding.
Sat, 12:32: *Henge* I began today with an excellent shower & a double espresso, which is lucky because these guys might've been… https://t.co/aZ2Hsbgc8I
Sat, 14:55: *Jim Al-Kahlili* Part of Blue Dot's unique charm is that it offers pop science as well as music, even on the main s… https://t.co/CSJgmUuOks
Sat, 15:09: *Easy Star All-Stars* Lying back in the sun & letting lush layers of casually precise dub wash over you will always… https://t.co/gXMU4Oz2U1
Sat, 15:53: 100% certain that this field has the world's highest density of inadvertent Mighty Boosh cosplay #BlueDot
Sat, 22:17: *Omar Souleyman* Is this just some bloke chanting over twiddly, bleepy music which evokes Amiga games? Apparently.… https://t.co/DCjOmoUoql
Sat, 22:18: *Jarvis Cocker [introducing JARV IS…]* Him out of Pulp has assembled a bunch of talented musicians to back him sing… https://t.co/jFJnFPFFZG
Sat, 23:27: *Kraftwerk* As anticipated, an impeccable set of old-school electronic music which also served as a deadpan parody… https://t.co/bN9AFSOtce
Fri, 13:00: *Wasuremono* Warm, friendly indie, fey but reasonably pacey. Having spent the morning hiding from the rain, this wa… https://t.co/jQIw1ek3bi
Fri, 13:07: *Ruthie* Slow, jangly wall-of-sound indie. The singer's voice was mixed in as just another instrument, which I assu… https://t.co/4tuukdoVhD
Fri, 13:24: It is believed that, for the ancient culture that created this monolith, the painted glyphs may have symbolised 'mu… https://t.co/dYpjW2mYQ1
Fri, 13:56: *Ren Harvieu* Swooping, lush, rather loungey songs. Not to my usual taste, but it was very pleasing to hear a talen… https://t.co/fBhCxgEmaw
Fri, 17:03: *Sandunes* Meticulously built immersive, ripply soundscapes from live keyboard & xylophone loops underpinned by thr… https://t.co/4SYHv2OADw
Fri, 21:06: *Ibibio Sound Machine* Exhaustingly funky, positive & enthusiastic. Glad to have been able to enjoy them from a dis… https://t.co/miXfoQw3T8
Fri, 21:08: *Kate Tempest* Bitter & hopeful rap, alternately blunt & allusive. I kept feeling like she was losing me, but then… https://t.co/N0QtLKkwhb
Thu, 13:06: RT @pauljholden: Hey Netflix, I’ve a prank show for you: we find the worst investor bros and toxic hedge funds and prank then into thinking…
Thu, 13:07: RT @TheAndrewNadeau: SOCRATES: The only thing I know is that I know nothing. ME: Aw, hey, don’t say that. You know things. SOCRATES: No, I…
Thu, 14:03: RT @basebenzi: 99.999% of the time when someone says "Karl Marx failed to consider X" is something he very obviously did consider and somet…
Thu, 14:44: RT @GaryDelaney: I tried to find out the gestation period for pachyderms, but no one wanted to talk about the elephant in the womb.
Thu, 19:32: RT @AOC: Reminder of what people are calling the “radical, extreme-left agenda”: ✅ Medicare for All ✅ A Living Wage & Labor Rights ✅ K-16…
Thu, 19:40: RT @garius: Sod Pepsi's navy. Let's talk about the point after WW2 where the Knights Hospitaller, of medieval crusading fame, 'accidentall…
Thu, 06:49: RT @DavidM2000AD: in 1997 Crayola made the leap into a cyberpunk future with the release of these internet themed crayons. Web Surfin' Blue…
Thu, 08:12: I did not know that I wanted to read a rambling thread about Kodak & calendar rationalisation & nuclear tests this… https://t.co/wk18tl9Tz1
Thu, 08:16: RT @americanwombat: Gotta be real, a lot of these women in tech orgs are a little too enthusiastic and positive to fit my personal vibe, th…
Tue, 16:48: RT @tomwhoscontrary: So those examples of word2vec that show biases in our use of language embedded in machine learning. Like "man is to do…
Wed, 08:22: RT @MykeCole: If you think about it, the possibilities are endless. Flush: Lavender - scented, calming gators Activated Charcoal - filtrati…
Wed, 08:24: RT @Hello_Tailor: holy shit, Grimes' ~fitness~ routine is a million times wilder than anything Gwyneth Paltrow has EVER attempted. weird s…
Wed, 08:24: RT @hiacre: "DADDY, I CAN'T SLEEP, I'M NOT TIRED ENOUGH. I HAVEN'T DONE ANY OF THE THINGS I USUALLY DO TO WIND DOWN IN THE EVENING, LIKE P…
Mon, 16:23: RT @Brainmage: If I need a handy aide-memoire when it comes to recalling which mammals lay eggs, I use a mnemonotreme
Mon, 23:11: RT @ArfMeasures: Me: Wow can't believe I'm meeting a robot! Scientist: He has limited functionality. He can't hold a conversation or expre…
Mon, 23:23: RT @Brainmage: "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it" would be a fucking GREAT slogan for door bells
Tue, 07:12: RT @leonardpierce: MR. PRESIDENT MAN: These Congresswomen are America hating terror apologists who should leave the country DEM LEADERSHI…
Tue, 07:16: RT @klayfoam: i’ve been thinking a lot about woman cartoonists from the 20th century... ethel hays had such a wonderfully steady hand in he…
Tue, 07:43: RT @SnoozeInBrief: Ellen L Ripley Picks up the gun From the floor where an alien’s been Hunting the queen Waits by the airlock Wearing the…
Mon, 08:05: RT @Pinboard: People are falsely accusing Trump of dishonesty this morning. He said that Congresswomen Omar, Pressley, Ocasio-Cortez and Tl…
Mon, 08:07: RT @sarahquaint: One day I'll open a closet door to find out why a cat is meowing so plantively and discover a dark wood with only a lampp…
Mon, 08:10: RT @tef_ebooks: if you're defending capitalism, for free, have you really, really, understood the idea in the first place
Mon, 08:33: RT @dananananone: @placenamejoke -I went to an open-air performance of Carmen and I got stung on the back of my neck. -Bizet? -Yeah, but wh…
Sat, 13:10: RT @j4: Wouldn't it be awful if young girls saw that grown women could be strong, skilful, beautiful, funny, loving & loved. https://t.co/k…
Sat, 18:28: RT @tomwhoscontrary: Extremely optimistic bit of merchandising in Sainsbury's. This is not a country where the future is very popular at th…
Fri, 20:46: RT @NicoSGonzalez: And finally the Grand Prize Winner of the 2019 Audubon Photography Awards is this Red-winged Blackbird blowing frosty ri…
Fri, 20:46: RT @Integrity_Guy: Thinking about becoming one of those people who have an extremely strong and specific set of beliefs that resulted entir…
Fri, 20:51: RT @sannewman: I work very hard to put myself in other people's shoes and to treat their views respectfully and seriously, even when they g…
Fri, 21:33: RT @TenTonHeart: McSweenys is a god damn national treasure. "I always tell my daughters they can be anything they want, so long as they do…
Thu, 13:51: RT @whatsubon: tired: getting a phd so you can use the gender-neutral title ‘Dr.’ wired: performing a miracle so you can use the gender-neu…
Thu, 15:05: RT @existentialcoms: Feminists in the 60s: "we'll create societies without men, abolish marriage, and use technology to free women from chi…
Thu, 15:05: RT @studiesincrap: The banner on this giant new condo building says “Arrive to the Unexpected” which seriously is not what people want in a…
Tue, 22:53: RT @jbouie: "Our laws essentially force [driving] on all of us—by subsidizing it, by punishing people who don’t do it, by building a physic…
Wed, 07:26: RT @nine_below: They don’t make ‘em like that any more. My original Puffin edition of Mr Leakey vs the new edition I’m reading my son. http…
Wed, 07:26: RT @DigiVictorian: Accidentally killing your wife during an on-stage trick-shooting performance is interesting and all, but when it comes t…
Mon, 18:01: RT @niall_slater: 99 writers are airdropped onto a remote island. Only one goes home. It's Death of the Author: Barthle Royale
Mon, 18:51: RT @gideondefoe: 'how are you going to go limitless without the drug the limitless guy has in the movie limitless' you ask, but I think lis…
Mon, 21:05: RT @harrybakerpoet: The patron saint of copying people into emails is Francis of a CC.
Mon, 21:08: RT @americanwombat: I think a large portion of essays about what's wrong with society are somebody's personal beef with 1-4 people (exes, r…
Tue, 07:39: RT @MontereyAq: realizing that squid have an ink sac and an internal shell called a pen so we’re living just a few short evolutionary steps…
Tue, 07:40: RT @rachelle_mandik: me: who‘s your favorite superhero? my 3-year-old: tony stark doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Sun, 17:08: RT @christapeterso: I looked at the gamer bathwater girl’s 4 million follower Instagram and it’s like I’ve been teleported 80 years into th…
Sun, 22:38: RT @laurenfrench: I asked my housemate to look after my plants whilst I’m away for the next couple of weeks. He sent me these. https://t.co…
Sun, 22:40: RT @Dorianlynskey: “As for the 10,000 ‘private’ schools that England possesses, the vast majority of them deserve nothing except suppressio…
Sun, 22:53: RT @lornehanks: @max_read @jfruh I just want to see “Steamboat Willie” with an anatomically correct mouse driving a realistic sentient stea…
Sat, 14:04: RT @sannewman: tired of these accounts where the person pretends to be a badger or something and they write cute misspelled tweets like: "i…
Sat, 14:23: RT @Brainmage: I have painted an image that was of an object and which you were probably thinking "That's a pipe" forgive me it is not it…
Sat, 15:08: RT @jfruh: I moved to LA from Baltimore and everyone is horrified when I explain what a well functioning polity LA seems like in comparison…
Sat, 21:56: RT @MachinePix: EARL (Enhanced Automated Robotic Launcher) is a bowling robot used by the Equipment Specifications and Certifications team…
Fri, 14:32: RT @eleanorlucy_: Stranger things sounds like the type of show where every series they deal with a progressively stranger thing, each disti…
Fri, 17:38: RT @ebarcuzzi: @jfruh "Have fun" is the worst possible advice to give a guy driving a tank.
Fri, 17:39: RT @MicroSFF: A cat sat atop a tower. A passing knight spotted her and called out: "Are you a princess, perhaps, a wizard, or dragon?" "It'…
Fri, 23:08: RT @flglmn: rappers and opinion columnists are the only two professions where it's considered acceptable for half your output to be whining…
Sat, 09:19: RT @TheCatWhisprer: I’m a Gen Xer so I adapt to new technology like a Millennial but get angry about it like a Boomer.
Sat, 09:28: RT @sannewman: A lot of white Americans want to think of history as being like fiction: you close the book and it goes away. It doesn't hav…
Thu, 14:03: RT @StephenGKrueger: "Such men were often called pansies, and the names of other flowers such as daisy and buttercup were applied so common…
Thu, 14:10: RT @Manda_like_wine: The only positive thing about the 1850s is that by this point in the presidency Trump would have been challenged to a…
Wed, 19:06: RT @bibliolicious: @historyNCL How US press used stories of soldiers having it tough in Soviet army, to convince US soldiers their own army…
Wed, 19:06: RT @jeffielam: A powerful slogan left by protesters in legco tonight: “it was you who told me peaceful marches did not work” pic via Martin…
Wed, 22:35: RT @duchessgoldblat: If you get frequent headaches, like I do, ask your doctor if your brain might be outgrowing its quarters and seeking a…
Thu, 11:26: RT @MisanthropeGirl: Modern government in a nutshell: a tax which disproportionally hits poorer families is used to fund a programme which…
Wed, 07:45: RT @bibliolicious: Quote from Tadeusz Rozniatowski to reassure some of our audience that they still matter... (--Michalina Augusiak at Hist…
Mon, 12:30: RT @aedison: I would simply look from from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again, until I could tell which was which.
Mon, 12:30: RT @sannewman: The answer was inside you all along, where you couldn't get at it without having your chest carved open and dying instantly.
Mon, 16:05: RT @lucekel: Here is my newspaper ad for a new friend! "Must like books and be able to make a joke." The same criteria I have for friends 3…
Mon, 17:33: RT @bitterkarella: Guy N. Smith: Submited for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this The Tale of the Giant Crabs King: This soun…
Mon, 22:44: RT @abbycohenwl: I never should have accepted object permanence. Everything would be so much better if the minute you stopped looking at it…
Tue, 06:52: RT @Brainmage: Hellraiser is a film about classical conditioning by using a Skinner box
Tue, 07:16: RT @flglmn: FACT CHECK: it is technically true that Bill Gates has many hundreds of thousands of times more money than you. But this fact i…
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