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  • Sat, 14:11: RT @AlexWattsEsq: Grant Shapps MP, who lied about having a second job while being an MP is now lying about *checks notes* drinking coffee?…
  • Sat, 14:13: RT @AlexWattsEsq: "I intend to live a life of gentle simplicity" I mouth, surrounding myself in tat
  • Sat, 20:28: RT @FlutterSprite: YOUNG MAN They are so sweet and round, I said YOUNG MAN These here plums that I found, I said YOUNG MAN I just wolfed th…
  • Sat, 20:30: RT @umcornell: so i just found out that apparently, a lemon isn’t naturally occurring and is a hybrid by cross breeding a bitter orange and…

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  • Thu, 12:04: RT @rachelle_mandik: —You a private eye? That’s what the blue neon sign says out front. —It’s argon. Neon glows orange. V.O.: From the s…
  • Thu, 12:05: RT @TheMERL: die https://t.co/16acPmUlTp
  • Thu, 12:41: RT @j4: Wait so she has super hot hair _and_ it repels awful guys like this? That, my friends, is what we call a 'win-win'. https://t.co/Ng
  • Thu, 14:53: RT @jinty: @oxfordhacker thinking further, I guess I would assume there is a certain tolerance of diverse sexual orientations and gender pr…
  • Thu, 16:42: RT @rachelle_mandik: what's everyone doing with all the daylight they saved over the summer? i'm building a second sun.
  • Thu, 16:43: RT @CalmTomb: If you're a bicyclist, probably the best thing that can happen is you put your arm out to signal a turn and a falcon perches…
  • Thu, 16:44: RT @buttgh0st: [at club] DO YOU WANT TO DO A HUMAN SACRIFICE "WHAT?" [does stabbing and offering motion] A SACRIFICE, DO YOU WANT TO DO ONE
  • Thu, 16:45: RT @AndrewNadeau0: MARINE BIOLOGY PROFESSOR: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi do this it’s called—…
  • Thu, 16:46: RT @dave_cactus: MICHAEL STIPE: I'm LMAO! L- Losing M- My religion trying to keep up with you A- And I don't know if I can do it O- Oh no I…
  • Thu, 16:52: RT @batkaren: Something magical https://t.co/p56Jahofcn
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  • Mon, 08:26: RT @mcclure111: This month I'm participating in "November", which is a yearly event where u try to go a whole month without Vembering
  • Mon, 08:42: RT @damiancugley: The GDPR defines several reasons for storing data about me, of which consent is the weakest. Requesting my consent is an…

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  • Tue, 13:20: RT @Mostly_Cheese: Cop: You’re driving on the wrong side of the road. Driver: Sorry, I’m English. Cop: (shouting) It’s the wrong soid of th…

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  • Sun, 23:13: RT @managerspeak: Our solution solves this problem by creating a range of new problems which we are calling opportunities.

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  • Mon, 22:50: RT @shann0ndaly: why does the working class, the largest of the social classes, not simply eat the others ?
  • Tue, 06:12: RT @dmofengineering: Accounting is reaching out about a small recurring line item. It’s for a hosting account that no one recognizes. Roll…

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  • Sun, 15:51: RT @Manglewood: Never thought I'd be like my dad, yet here I am on a Saturday night frightening villagers in the form of a giant humanoid m…
  • Sun, 15:53: RT @mikkipedia: I think the Banksy thing is pretty badass but never forget that in 1998 Chris Burden installed a battering ram connected to…
  • Sun, 15:54: RT @philippawarr: Frog and Toad and the Field of Fucks https://t.co/HAr1LzZjF8
  • Sun, 21:44: RT @j4: H: "My doing a homework for Imi". Pretty sure a) that's cheating & b) Img's teachers will notice the difference... https://t.co/N3R
  • Sun, 21:52: RT @pnh: Happily, the next two World Science Fiction Conventions are outside the US. Do not support the bid to hold the 2021 Worldcon in W…
  • Mon, 07:19: RT @aedison: “the unexamined life is not worth living” oh wow thanks socrates what a surprising take from the guy making money teaching Exa…
  • Mon, 07:23: RT @wlwsif: this video of tessa thompson dancing in a suit to the song janelle made for her it's the best thing in the world https://t.co/D
  • Mon, 07:28: RT @pixelatedboat: It’s wild that climate change is completely solvable, except that everyone in a position to solve it is an asshole

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  • Fri, 17:46: RT @internetsdairy: The fleshy lump drops from the cave ceiling, grunting and swinging a morning star. It is a SPLEEN and you must fight it…
  • Fri, 17:47: RT @ArfMeasures: Boss: We're going to replace you with a robot Me: lol good luck getting a robot to match my performance Boss: It's broke…
  • Fri, 20:02: RT @AlexWattsEsq: Good to see old, traditional professions like Milkmen, Knife Sharpeners and Doghumblers still hanging on in 2018 https://…
  • Fri, 20:02: RT @Brainmage: I was just stopped in the street by a lady who said she was a witch, and offered to show me her kitten, which I thought was…
  • Sat, 08:21: RT @dizwire: Holy shit, Mad Magazine 👏👏👏 Pulling no punches. https://t.co/UMTNmb7u9G
  • Sat, 08:23: RT @SarahGPerry: When is Truth going to hurry up and climb out of her well to shame mankind
  • Sat, 08:31: RT @aedison: Twitter has been/will be a sad place for a while, so I just want to say: I love coming here to read jokes from funny people, g…
  • Sat, 08:47: RT @larrymacdougall: Watercolour. Quickie character study. Border Guard. #gwelf https://t.co/mCL8RAdjZC
  • Sat, 08:49: RT @americanwombat: Either they did the poll badly or many people out there are very confused about who they should vote for to accomplish…
  • Sat, 08:49: RT @cindygallop: 'Demonstrations of female anger are so rare and misunderstood that most workplaces think crying is an expression of sadnes…
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  • Wed, 21:10: RT @justinschuh: I think it's almost always an error to frame technology discussions in terms of "privacy" rather than "consent." The word…
  • Wed, 21:36: RT @thetomzone: twitter is exactly like that scene from spider man where all the new yorkers go "yeah! we new yorkers stick TOGETHER!" and…

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