Tue, 15:03: RT @GretchenAMcC: A friend who doesn't have twitter forwarded me this and I can't find a source link, but it's too good not to share https:…
Tue, 19:21: RT @PeccaryNotPig: A coyote and a badger use a culvert as a wildlife crossing to pass under a busy California highway together. Coyotes and…
Wed, 00:28: RT @sannewman: I feel I really missed my calling by not being a medieval nun who starts a mass hysteria incident in which all the nuns in t…
Wed, 07:51: RT @Verity_Holloway: I haven't used Tumblr since the Puritan takeover. They've just emailed me to say the incorrupt corpse of Saint Silvan…
Wed, 08:16: RT @GlennyRodge: Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.
Wed, 08:25: RT @nihilist_ds: Academics must be finding the Iowa caucus mess uncomfortably familiar. The process was a mess, the data suspect. But don’…
Mon, 23:10: RT @Cpin42: God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves cr…
Mon, 23:16: RT @SparkNotes: IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT PHANTOM OF THE OPERA? KNOW THE SIGNS BF = box five SMS = someone murdered (the) stagehand TGIF…
Sun, 12:40: RT @edjeff: Tip for haxxing the system: if u draw a 2 on your forehead the computer can't read it because of binary. Youre invisible now ht…
Sun, 16:56: RT @simon_deliver: 99 smartphones are transported in a handcart to generate virtual traffic jam in Google Maps. Through this activity, it i…
Sun, 22:43: RT @americanwombat: 9) try to weave a fine line when asked about your weaknesses. Avoid obvious b.s. like "I work too hard" but also try no…
Sat, 14:06: RT @kmlefranc: I had to get a background check for my job, and it turns out the report is a 300+ page pdf of every single tweet I’ve ever l…
Sat, 14:11: RT @dreamsofskies: I Tried To Push Through Fatigue And Did Nothing In Five Hours, When I Should Have Just Taken A Nap a memoir
Sat, 21:35: RT @driftingdeeps: Let’s be kind to the drunken sailor. Make sure that he drinks some water, hook him up with a sober oarsman, tuck him up…
Fri, 15:28: RT @Sotherans: lol so today this bookstore is having what could be its first health & safety inspection in about 258 years and reader I am…
Fri, 17:07: RT @ZachWeiner: Now I've heard there was an instrument That David failed to implement But we live now, so now I will kazoo-ya. Halle-BVVVV…
Fri, 17:44: RT @therealbradbabs: has cancel culture gone too far? french literary critic and theorist roland barthes suggest we kill all authors.
Fri, 23:37: Inside you there are two wolves. They're both idiots trying to do something fundamentally pointless, but sometimes… https://t.co/Pm7bJzcIOO
Fri, 23:40: As a 28-Year-Old Latino, I’m Shocked My New Novel, Memoirs of a Middle-Aged White Lady, Has Been So Poorly Received… https://t.co/KP4ze96Bec
Fri, 10:09: RT @anderssandberg: Today's delightful find in @gwern's treasure chambers: the importance of Leprechaun hunting if you want to be a good s…
Fri, 10:14: RT @AlexEmmons: He's been disbarred, his bank accounts frozen, and he's under house arrest. Read @fastlerner on how Chevron retaliated agai…
Fri, 10:14: RT @va_cc11: Bonus Bad Joke of the Day. Just because it’s Wednesday. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced…
Fri, 10:28: RT @WIRED: "[The 10,000-Year clock] is intended as a monument to long-term thinking, meant to inspire its visitors to be mindful of their p…
Fri, 10:36: RT @Ciaraioch: The fact that UCC hid a 3000-year-old mummy under the floorboards of a lecture theatre on a campus where two and a half tonn…
Fri, 10:36: RT @LynnaOdel: 6 y.o. just got out of bed to tell me that her apple cores turn into soil & she can plant seeds in soil to grow into apples.…
Fri, 10:43: RT @Tomb_Urges: Whenever I see someone on one of these, I like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has…
Thu, 08:11: RT @tomwhoscontrary: tired: blockchain wired: "they turned their backs on literacy to avoid creating records that central governments coul…
Thu, 08:11: RT @CrowfootJim: There were only two of us on the assembly line making Dracula figures. I had to make every second count.
Thu, 08:12: RT @johnorthside: Xanadu du du Stately pleasure dome decree Xanadu du du Sacred river sunless sea Fertile ground, girdled round Blossomed i…
Thu, 08:47: RT @aaronzlewis: idk what to call this aesthetic yet, but it's definitely a fully-formed Thing. VR but IRL, psychedelic escape room, inters…
Tue, 14:54: RT @kathrynschulz: On an otherwise bleak day, this tweet is bringing me real joy. New phrase for every obstacle in my life: a large boulder…
Wed, 08:31: RT @WELBooks: Niche request: Customer wants wrapping paper with cats design I show 2 options with cats sitting, lying, pouncing, playing Cu…
Mon, 09:59: RT @AlannaBennett: Have reviewed this video again and concluded that sloths are Too Long
Mon, 10:17: RT @Pundamentalism: I’m opening a school for trainee cattle farmers. You herd it here first.
Mon, 10:25: RT @loresjoberg: One of the fun things about being a white cis man is that I can disregard anyone complaining about being routinely abused…
Mon, 10:53: RT @vornietom: There are currently three types of video game: 1) you are a special fighting shootboy who shoots things 2) oh I get it, it…
Mon, 10:54: RT @ShepCircle: I assume that the number of wrecked vehicles from trying to drive across Welney Wash despite all the signs and flashing lig…
Mon, 10:59: RT @Doubting_Tom: Workin 9 to 9 For a man whose eye is creepy That’s why I decide To assault him when he’s sleepy But his heart still beat…
Sat, 13:48: RT @loresjoberg: You know how there are fantasy cultists who worship some horrible god that will devour the planet? It's inevitable, they w…
Sat, 14:21: RT @americanwombat: I feel like when most people say "things aren't black and white" they mean it's less, like something in the middle, sha…
Sat, 20:50: RT @joonloons: As it's Burns Night and Chinese New Year, I was going to avoid calling it Chinese Burns Night, but someone twisted my arm.
Sat, 23:14: RT @DrEricDing: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD - the new coronavirus is a 3.8!!! How bad is that reproductive R0 value? It is thermonuclear pandemic le…
Sun, 11:48: RT @Exhaust_Fumes: the editor of this old edition of Cromwell's letters and speeches inserts snarky comments in brackets & they are hilario…
Fri, 16:05: RT @FrizFrizzle: I am happy to confirm the results. This stupid nostalgic Facebook post is talking about four possible Saturdays in the 19…
Fri, 22:26: RT @yvonneseale: I'm seeing this tweet pop up a lot on my timeline & it's making me wince. Women were absolutely a large percentage of the…
Fri, 22:26: RT @DrDemonology: The Swedish word for goat is 'get' and the Swedish for kid is 'killing', resulting in this creepy instruction in a childr…
Sat, 01:03: RT @rahaeli: This thread is a wonderful reminder of the doctors to whom empathy is the highest calling at a time I needed to read it. https…
Sat, 01:09: RT @timhollo: It has come to my attention that some people may not yet have read Ursula Le Guin's mindblowing 4 page short story, The Ones…
Thu, 15:21: RT @MicroSFF: They came to his deathbed, took his hand, and whispered in his ear. "Now we can let you know: you were the chosen one. You wo…
Thu, 15:22: RT @Anna_Mazz: Yesterday my colleague called me a 'book murderer' because I keep weapons in books to do murders with. Does anyone else do t…
Thu, 17:18: RT @Etherelle: In dedication of Saint Sebastian's feast day, I'm going to fulfill the chaotic side of my alignment and make a baked sculptu…
Thu, 19:19: Man, do I have bunch of these... Hopefully my colleagues assumed that my sniffs were unseasonable hayfever as I put… https://t.co/uTRwXmFyqq
Thu, 19:52: RT @ULTRAGLOSS: oh to be a blind bisexual goose named thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babi…
Thu, 19:54: RT @americanwombat: I'm sure they have a separate UK shop because of regional logistics etc but I enjoyed thinking about a line of special…
Wed, 12:06: RT @danhett: Yesterday my colleague called me a 'laptop murderer' because I cut my computer in half to make it more portable. Does anyone e…
Wed, 12:12: RT @bluedevi: The spirit of The Toast lives on. ‘Amy discovers Jo’s AO3 handle and drags her in the March family groupchat’ https://t.co/uk…
Wed, 19:29: RT @ItsAndyRyan: Sigmund Freud: I fell over Me: A Freudian slip? Sigmund Freud: Not funny – I stepped on glass Me: Is it a bit of a pane…
Wed, 20:14: RT @Pundamentalism: FUN FACT: When J-Lo introduces herself in France, people assume she's bragging about her water.
Wed, 20:15: RT @americanwombat: At first I was excited to migrate from Travis (flaky, slow, frustrating UI) to GitHub Actions (much buzz) but after spe…
Wed, 23:23: RT @WeirdSpace1: Apollo 16 sent two men to walk on the moon - Charlie Duke and John Young. Five months earlier, Duke had a very bad case o…
Wed, 08:27: RT @rahaeli: I'm not a book fetishist, I crack spines, dogear pages, read in the bath, and highlight and annotate texts I'm using for somet…
Wed, 08:30: RT @thalestral: Yo, that whole "ibuprofen reduces menstrual flow by 50%" ain't it, sorry to say. Ibuprofen can reduce flow by an average o…
Wed, 08:32: RT @Info_Data_Mgmt: @SeamusBlackley “We found a consistent positive relationship between profanity and honesty; profanity was associated wi…
Tue, 08:48: RT @AlexWattsEsq: One of the first signs of spring many city-dwellers notice is that, around this time of year, the podcasts start to wake…
Mon, 11:04: RT @fatnutritionist: This is fascinating, and for more than just the arguments over meat; there's a fascinating little reference to sugar +…
Mon, 11:05: RT @diveshnaidoo: Had my cat sleeping next to my computer while I worked so used her as a live reference to create this sleeping Velocirapt…
Sat, 14:21: RT @possiblyel: I went for a second interview for a job in Mayfair and towards the end one of the women interviewing me said "so just wonde…
Sat, 23:30: RT @rahaeli: This article is fascinating, and a great example of something men's rights activists miss entirely: A LOT of men's issues are…
Fri, 14:57: RT @tha_rami: Excited to play Cyberpunk 2077, a game set in a dystopian capitalist world that exploits the labour of people to create cheap…
Fri, 14:57: RT @tomwhoscontrary: Some people in the office getting lunch from Italian restaurant Godo today, and the delivery is late, so a lot of peop…
Fri, 14:59: RT @billgate881: Don’t let the doubters and haters in your life tell you that you'll never achieve your dreams. Let me tell you that.
Fri, 15:05: RT @studiesincrap: Interviewer: What are your biggest flaws? Job candidate: I have a surfeit of empathy. Interviewer: How is that a problem…
Fri, 15:09: RT @cbquist: dear NASA employees, does the center you work at have a cafe named "We Are Go For Lunch" and if not why not
Fri, 18:29: RT @theepictheymer: while r/ambien is still being talked about i wanna remind people about the most wholesome reddit user who just posts ab…
Fri, 22:56: RT @scifri: @RosemaryMosco "I think everything in nature is very funny. Science people are encouraged to be serious, but there's just so mu…
Fri, 23:03: RT @kitsysparks: at first glance i thought the wooden shelf was a leather restraint and tbh it makes more sense to me as a niche sex thing…
Thu, 19:47: RT @ImogenWK: what is the name for this type of man?? English, Terry Pratchett fan, sardonic humour, left wing-ish, leather jackets, maybe…
Thu, 19:48: RT @DNealeColorado: Me, to my 10-yr-old: “Sure, you can use your new art set, it it gets you away from the iPad.” 10-yr-old, to herself: “…
Thu, 19:52: RT @steeve_again: Fun fact: Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel while on his back cause once they’re on their shell a turtle can’t flip…
Thu, 20:08: RT @hansmollman: Nicolas Cage being born: “Coming out of Ma Cage and I’ve been doing just fine.”
Fri, 08:49: RT @ruawall: I wanted to post a few reflections on #oxford as a city & its very crappy urbanism. Today I wanted to do two urbanist experime…
Fri, 08:58: RT @alexinlaw: I just found a quiz called “Are you an introvert, an extrovert, or a sea monster?” and it’s the best thing I’ve read all wee…
Mon, 14:44: Realise that I took the time to get the twitter handles right, but didn't mention the damn date, which is tonight (… https://t.co/l17GBcz20K
Mon, 19:24: RT @robertflorence: With the new Batman film shooting in Glasgow, it’s a good time to once again share my poem “Batman’s Aff His Nut”. http…
Tue, 07:52: RT @stejormur: @jfruh *reappearing after a decade of seclusion in a secret apartment deep in the Vatican* Hi. I still haven't had sex and t…
Sun, 19:14: RT @billgate881: I'm constantly amazed at the massive amount of output talented teams are able to produce if they are willing to totally co…
Sat, 14:59: RT @americanwombat: I'n not even upset about the women stereotype part which is kind of bland and cookie cutter but I am pretty fascinated…
Sat, 15:28: RT @redfacts: Excuse me, but why didn't any of you tell me that Honduran white bats are a thing that exists in the world? And that they sle…
Sat, 15:36: RT @HorribleSanity: The good old days, when ads carried the message, “Nothing for it but to get hammered before noon, ladies.” (Via @Questi…
Sat, 15:42: RT @jeffday: im not sure which finding of this is more interesting, the fact that my favs the giant isopods could chew through alligator hi…
Sat, 19:11: RT @vexwerewolf: It's a beautiful night in the village And you are a horrible werewolf
Sat, 19:57: RT @comedylopez: Witnessed the most amazing thing on the train to Edinburgh yesterday. A guy boarded in Wigan & sat opposite me. He went to…
Fri, 14:07: RT @m_older: "An emergency situation that turned out to be mostly a false alarm led a lot of schools in Los Angeles to install air filters,…
Fri, 15:18: RT @Birdyword: The most compelling argument for monarchies is the fear of what these people would be doing with their time if they weren't…
Fri, 17:38: RT @Nikeyg1: The existence of Lil Nas X implies the existence of: Lil Nas I Lil Nas II Lil Nas III Lil Nas IV Lil Nas V Lil Nas VI Lil Nas…
Fri, 18:29: RT @FoodPit: The Grunt & Hoot, Angel. New pub by @samsmithsbeer. Unwelcoming hovel dug by hand out of the soil itself. No electricity, ligh…
Thu, 23:59: RT @mendel: this is a good article, and nails one of the many things that makes this whole computering thing so incredibly unfulfilling htt…
Fri, 00:03: RT @kakslauttanen: Herders spraying reflective paint on their reindeer's antlers to avoid road accidents leads to absolute surreal and scar…
Fri, 00:06: RT @edburmila: Lots of 409k jokes but tbh everyone under 50 has the same retirement plan: struggle to make ends meet until society collapse…
Fri, 00:11: RT @sarahquaint: @rabiasquared We literally have not put toilet paper on the toilet paper holder in the fifteen years we’ve lived together…
Wed, 15:23: RT @rileyjsilverman: This is just my courtesy tweet to say I'm aware that things are going to shit and my lack of a running commentary on i…
Wed, 16:46: RT @johnb78: Domestic vermin incidents in British pop songs, rated out of ten: a thread
Wed, 17:49: RT @DRMacIver: "Minds are basically computers" is wrong if you think of computers as abstract turing machines but spot on if you think of c…
Wed, 17:50: RT @__apf__: I thought that 10x developer meant you had to eat nine other developers. Oh God, why didn't someone tell me sooner
Wed, 21:54: RT @MrGeorgeWallace: Y'all don't realize what kinda madman you're dealin' with. I'll straight up tell an urban legend in a rural setting.
Thu, 00:08: RT @HLCentrists: Being "anti-war" is a simplistic, na�ve worldview. It's better to have a realistic, nuanced position, like being pro-war.
Thu, 08:39: RT @bayesiangirl: If 1024 fair coins are each tossed 10 times, chances are good (> 63%) that at least one will come up heads 10 times in a…
Thu, 08:42: RT @StephenGKrueger: I think we should all go through Wikipedia and add Sexuality sections to every biographical article. They can read, "T…
Tue, 23:50: RT @paul_haine: You know in my day you had to download an entire Windows 98 Desktop Theme zip to get artwork of this quality https://t.co/t…
Wed, 07:55: RT @UnoriginalJohn: Look, we all agree Albert Einstein was a genius. There's no argument. I'm not here to discuss that: I'm here to talk…
Wed, 07:55: RT @SparkNotes: Seeing Phantom of the Opera does not make you a Phantom of the Opera fan. Actual Phantom of the Opera fans have done some…
Wed, 08:51: RT @FluorideAddict: hahahha joke’s on you man. I actually love rolling this giant rock up a hill. To me it’s good. I’m actually laughing th…
Mon, 18:29: RT @joncstone: Opinion: the nursery school, simplistic, and wrong way of thinking about public spending that David Cameron successfully emb…
Mon, 23:15: RT @katiethomas10: Mind blown. @trevorwardill put 3D glasses on swimming cuttlefish to test for stereopsis and it WORKED. Cuttlefish have d…
Tue, 08:48: RT @lasrina: I was thinking about the whole "7th son of a 7th son" thing and how that probably never happens nowadays but then I thought of…
Tue, 08:50: RT @Antifagator: A Farsi speaker once told me that "Death to (insert thing)" is a Farsi idiom that gets translated as way more emotionally…
Tue, 08:50: RT @dominicknero: imagining an entire award show devoted to oscar isaac. we nominate him for several different awards and vote on which of…
Tue, 08:54: RT @TheGodDamnDM: DM: You find a large beast Player: OH MY GOD CAN I TAME IT AND USE IT AS A MOUNT!? DM: ...you know what, go ahead an…
Sun, 12:46: RT @JoeHakim_: @ManMadeMoon Speaking of Yorkshire and potatoes, you haven't lived until you've tried Hull's own pattie. Fluffy mashed spud…
Mon, 08:27: RT @news6wkmg: MUST CONCENTRATE 😂 | A cat at a temple in Thailand crawled onto a monk's lap during New Year's Eve prayers to get some affec…
Mon, 08:34: RT @JacquelynGill: I have a theory that these terrible (and often wrong) hot takes are actually designed to get people to stop caring about…
Mon, 11:57: RT @wondermarkfeed: "WOW, kids, you really DID it! You managed to have a generous, loving Christmas without all the trappings of commercial…
Sat, 17:36: RT @morninggloria: Damn boy are you January 2020 because based on the first three dates we’ve had I don’t think I want to see you again
Sat, 19:40: RT @jonrog1: Whenever I try to get people to understand where they *actually* are in the class war, the reminder that "you are *always* thr…
Sat, 20:11: RT @SparkNotes: cancelling plans is ok. plotting against your treacherous uncle is ok. staging a play to figure out whether he was responsi…
Sun, 00:14: RT @j4: Bit of a mystery for you all here: does anybody know what/where this place is? Image is believed/guessed to date from c.1920s. http…
Sun, 00:20: RT @tambourine: "I [56, M] have dedicated my life to the study of magic. I spend much of my fortune buying up every magical book on the mar…
Sun, 10:45: RT @sihamese: Thailand started 2020 with a major plastic bag ban so now Thais have made it a trend to put their shoppings in random things…
Fri, 17:30: RT @flying_rodent: Lots of “It’s very complex so it’s impossible to say whether Massive Escalation (x) is a good idea” takes today, so reme…
Fri, 20:39: RT @StefanEJones: When you see a pharmaceutical ad, look at the name and decide whether it is best used in you RPG campaign as the name of:…
Fri, 22:23: RT @LeVostreGC: And thus Ich wake yn the dawninge And Ich steppe outsyde And Ich take a deep breathe and koude ful wel flye And Ich screame…
Fri, 22:24: RT @CatstreyDave: To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
Sat, 00:09: RT @sturdyAlex: This BBC advertising for Dracula is genius. A series of bloody stakes protruding from a billboard. Seemingly random, until…
Thu, 17:56: RT @brookLYNevery1: ISO 8601 nerds: a crack has developed in the old way. The new year has wounded both the m/d/yy and the d/m/yy factions.…
Thu, 18:09: RT @publicroad: Playing “Nice Billy Goats Gruff” at 4-year-old’s instruction, where I am an ogre who says, “Who’s that trip-trapping over m…
Thu, 19:28: RT @allgebrah: yeah yeah but hear me out: We plant those forests not where anybody lives, but on giant rafts in the South Pacific Desert, a…
Thu, 22:41: RT @ItsAndyRyan: Brexit will be like when that 50yo guy thinks leaving his wife will open up a new world of shagging 20yos but instead find…
Thu, 22:41: RT @Pundamentalism: "What's a good way to shred cheese?" "A grater?" "Ok, what's a GREATER way to shred cheese?"
Thu, 22:42: RT @andershartmann: This makes me happy: Road deaths in Oslo (pop. 673.000) in 2019: Pedestrians: 0 Cyclists: 0 Children: 0 The graph sh…
Wed, 12:08: RT @JanelleCShane: tested the theory that if a neural net reads all the cocktails on the internet, it will become the world's best bartende…
Wed, 12:10: RT @kashia: i feel like my generation lost hobbies. everything doesn’t have to be a hustle, side hustle, or money making enterprise. some…
Tue, 12:07: RT @j4: REMINDER: New Year's Resolutions don't come into force until Jan 6th. Yes I totally made this rule up out of my head but it's a goo…
Tue, 13:57: RT @yeoldetownroade: With a stroke of her pencil, my 6 year old has once and for all settled the Chanukah/Hanukkah/Chanuke/etc spelling deb…
Wed, 02:10: RT @baaaadscience: It takes, on average, 7-10 years to recover from a single year.
Wed, 11:00: RT @ShortFormErnie: Looks like the quality of wall calendars is improving. Here’s an entry from the 2020 “Cats on Catnip” wall calendar. ht…
Wed, 11:03: RT @FrogCroakley: If I was a wizard in harry potter times, I would not say any of the pretend latin when I did the spells. I would just baw…
Wed, 11:32: RT @MikeDolanVEVO: My uncle (111 M) gifted me (50 M) a ring before leaving to go travelling. A close family friend (2,019 M) told me to des…
Wed, 11:38: RT @simonblackwell: The last sensible-sounding year was 2004. All the rest has been nonsense. 2020? Ludicrous space numbers.
Wed, 11:46: RT @rolldiggity: In 2010, I was just a flock of birds that had not yet found an enchanted amulet. Today, I am a human man with a totally no…
Mon, 15:14: RT @mjohnharrison: A Ballard story. Astronomy retreated to remote places to avoid light pollution but was finally finished off by curtains…
Mon, 16:47: RT @philsadelphia: taika waititi was nominated for an oscar for a short film in 2005 and apparently he told the other nominees they should…
Tue, 11:41: RT @Pundamentalism: My wife’s gone to the West Indies to make fruit preserves. Jamaica? Yes, she is.
Tue, 11:42: RT @kirstenmorry: Have had the honour to meet an extremely small lad, who is my friend’s cousin, and who, when brought to a hockey game, re…
Sun, 15:50: RT @ShelleyBFarmer: Little Women is about how boys are quiet and kinda boring so they desperately need a bunch of loud, chatty girls in the…
Mon, 09:21: RT @lucia_fasano: was just faced with the enigmatic phrase "cats run time". forgot i had just googled how long the movie cats was
Mon, 10:45: RT @sannewman: I like to think Elon Musk hasn't invented trains just once but is constantly forgetting he already invented trains and comes…
Sat, 20:16: RT @Pinboard: Flight attendant: in our in-flight movie today, we keep one human actor and replace the rest with controversial food opinions…
Sat, 20:16: RT @trgrrl: the story so far: george lucas made a film in 1977 titled "star wars" with the help of many talented VFX artists and editors.…
Sat, 23:25: RT @SparkNotes: BEING A BABY - boring BURSTING FULLY FORMED FROM THE HEAD OF ZEUS - exciting! - you immediately get a shield and spear and…
Fri, 14:19: RT @lorenc_dan: Instead of SemVer, I propose RealVer It has three parts, referred to as X.Y.Z. X: Name/number marketing decided. Y: Number…
Fri, 23:11: RT @atomicthumbs: Sonos states on their website that "sustainability is non-negotiable," and that they design products to minimize impact,…
Fri, 23:12: RT @alicegoldfuss: my only comment on the “work nights and weekends” discourse is if I wanted advice on how to change the world, I’d listen…
Thu, 13:51: RT @_Enanem_: Typical… I bought my son The Best Of Orbital for Xmas, and all he's interested in is The Box.
Thu, 13:51: RT @avoiding_bears: this country is very embarrassing on a number of levels but I'm not sure I find any as purely excruciating as this ongo…
Thu, 13:53: RT @Youaredumb: Goddamn do I miss the days when talking shit about a bad Star Wars movie wasn’t part of a larger pattern of behavior that i…
Thu, 22:33: RT @sarahquaint: I have a work credit card. We constantly buy scalpels, gloves, heroin, etc. All the normal crime lab stuff. A scammer sto…
Fri, 02:38: RT @alexvtunzelmann: Contemplating how much weird cultural baggage and political partisanship you’d have to explain to a non-British person…
Fri, 02:38: RT @americanwombat: "HTH" at the end of a reply stands for "hand to hand". They are inviting you to physically fight them if you disagree w…
Fri, 02:38: RT @graymagiker: @americanwombat I always thought it meant “hold the hullabaloo” as in, they are requesting no shenanigans in reply.
Fri, 02:41: RT @ShiraOvide: Tech companies take your privacy seriously, and also use data from inside your home for cutesy press releases about visits…
Wed, 12:47: RT @anton_labae: i’m sorry but apple music censoring the title of a liturgical chant written like 900 years ago by a literal saint is very…
Wed, 13:06: RT @Pinboard: This is a wonderful cautionary tale of a tech founder's defeat at the hands of the human boob (thanks to @codinghorror for po…
Wed, 13:07: RT @andrewheiss: Star Wars Luke 2 Episode 1 🤝 Starting an epic narrative…
Tue, 16:03: RT @Pinboard: Here's a font designed to break the minds of Japanese readers by looking way too much like Katakana. This is similar to how Я…
Tue, 16:09: RT @JanelleCShane: me: i wonder what would happen if i trained the neural net gpt-2 on christmas carols? me: ... me: oh NO https://t.co/y…
Tue, 16:46: RT @kottke: The Best Optical Illusion of the Year for 2019 will completely break your brain: a single shape simultaneously rotates around t…
Tue, 22:29: RT @FrogCroakley: Look at it: a butcher's anxiety dream after watching terminator for 3 days straight. Wall-E, if he'd been designed during…
Mon, 12:28: RT @kenolin1: Don Trump has surpassed Don Quixote as the craziest person in history named Don to make an enemy of windmills. https://t.co/8…
Sun, 21:41: Some wonderfully well-chosen data visualisations and illustrative anecdotes really bring this unsettling story to l… https://t.co/2XIyN1wSfS
Sun, 21:45: RT @fairycakes: Life has been really hard lately, but then I saw a piece of wood with ‘love, laughter and wine’ carved in to it and it’s re…
Sat, 12:40: RT @themiltonjones: Leaving the EU means that the Winter Solstice no longer applies, and the days will continue to get shorter and shorter…
Sat, 12:41: RT @drmickp: The essence of British (mostly English, I think) Midwinter traditions. (Nicked from someone on fb that I can't find here to c…
Sat, 14:00: RT @managerspeak: We cannot expect people to rejoice unless the implications of joicing in the first place are fully understood.
Sun, 00:19: RT @DanielMorsing: The lyrics to the star wars theme is Williams This is John Williams I am John Williams I wrote the score
Sun, 00:22: RT @RussInCheshire: UK - Can we please have a trade deal? China - Sorry, who are you? UK - We're Great Britain China - Great, you say? UK -…
Sun, 11:21: RT @ChrisHallbeck: Well the weather outside is frightful But inside is equally frightful No matter which room you go Full of crows Full of…
Sun, 11:26: RT @Vinncent: Idunno I guess the lesson here is that if anyone out there is building any cities at the moment, let's try to make sure they…
Fri, 14:00: RT @ouranosaurus: Millenial sadly drinking in bar: Man, J.K. Rowling sucks… Generation Xer angrily slamming down glass: LET ME TELL YOU AB…
Fri, 15:47: RT @redlightvoices: I see reviews of the decade about to end and different cultural milestones that defined us but I believe few moments re…
Fri, 18:16: RT @i_zzzzzz: Ma'am we found your husband. He was running around the moors and crying. We think the cause was torment
Fri, 22:13: RT @garius: Right. So this gives me an opportunity to tell my favourite WW2 tea story. I came across it in a short, limited run book of fir…
Fri, 22:13: RT @cjhancock: The Top Ten words containing two "o"s and a "b". Number 7 may surprise you. 1) Xenophobia 2) Colourblind 3) Tobacco 4) Choi…
Fri, 22:16: RT @bonehugsnirony: friend: where have you been? i miss you me: [gradually descending into madness through minor inconveniences that erode…
Fri, 22:17: RT @Pinboard: Think of all the products that used to exist that did something helpful, and that you can't find now in any form. They would…
Thu, 15:12: RT @yo_its_simba: "I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health ins…
Fri, 00:04: RT @AliceAvizandum: JK ROWLING: okay so this magical hat assigns you into a category that determines your whole childhood, but if you don’t…
Fri, 00:05: RT @tomwhoscontrary: A tiny loophole has opened up: we can stay in the EU indefinitely if the Commission changes the time at which we switc…
Fri, 09:25: RT @david_j_roth: I wrote about the Trumps' majestically cursed Christmas videos as a window into their unique cheesy joylessness, and how…
Wed, 12:19: RT @pauldyson: Okay, I realise it’s a bit niche, but I love it when 80’s programming considerations leak out into the real world. https://t…
Wed, 22:35: RT @tytonidaeus: You are a villager in Stardew Valley. You approach your hangout spot by the sea, and find the new farmer. He has been fish…
Wed, 22:38: RT @Pinboard: The weakest point in Google’s security infrastructure right now is the moral character of their top management.
Thu, 08:22: RT @Pinboard: I wrote a thing a while ago about the bonkers Facebook and Google definition of privacy that is unfortunately getting reused…
Tue, 19:23: RT @Pundamentalism: This heartwarming story is inspirational for other Eton-educated children of billionaires who are determined not to let…
Tue, 19:23: RT @FoodPit: Lord What Moules These Morsels Be, Southbank. Partnered with The Globe, this astonishing shellfish pop-up sells the most delic…
Tue, 19:24: RT @LILINTERNET: "DA BABY"??? "LIL BABY"???? SHOWS WHAT IS WRONG WITH RAP TODAY. IN MY DAY NO RAPPER WOULD BE "BABY." OUR RAPPERS WERE THE…
Tue, 20:05: RT @JulesDrmnn: pieces like this one always describe French social benefits as if they fell from the sky and are not the product of the sol…
Tue, 20:07: RT @joshbearman: No one ever mentions that "Fortune favors the bold" is what Pliny the Elder said as he set sail toward erupting Vesuvius,…
Mon, 12:24: RT @neillcameron: Mindfulness lessons for young children, sprinkled on top of months and years of relentless This Will Determine Your Life…
Tue, 08:01: RT @lottelydia: “So, our rosy optimist does find that something has been getting worse: skeptical intellectualism has been running rampant.…
Tue, 08:08: RT @JamesHarrisNow: The UK has the tightest, cruellest migration laws in Europe, but there's no evidence they reduce anyone's 'legitimate c…
Tue, 08:09: RT @crocodilethumbs: 🎶 Hey there Delilah... a thousand miles seems pretty far but they've got planes and trains and cars 🎶 Guy That Just…
Tue, 08:13: RT @sadtheropod: white terns live dangerously (pictured: american robin, baya weaver, malleefowl, brown-headed cowbird, white tern) https:…
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