Thu, 17:26: RT @ambermb: The Department for Work and Pensions asked me, a freelance writer, to create content to promote their #HerWayIn campaign for e…
Thu, 17:28: RT @Scarfolk: This is getting worse. When these Scarfolk images were created, a mere 3 or so years ago, they were preposterous. https://t.…
Thu, 18:11: RT @philsadelphia: introvert/extrovert quizzes are so funny bc they're always like 1. Where are you happiest? A) Reading a book by myself…
Thu, 21:41: RT @ImpJen: [On a date] Her: So are you a dog person, or a cat person? Me: *not breaking eye contact, I slowly push her glass of water off…
Thu, 21:45: RT @pixelatedboat: R.I.P. Koko, she taught me that I had no idea how long apes live for
Thu, 21:49: RT @Unwise_Trousers: Every now and then I reread this astonishing and terrifying description of the end of the dinosaurs, via @PeterBrannen…
Wed, 12:28: RT @authoritydata: I'm in the US, my professor is from England, and I kept track of (nearly) every British word he used during this semeste…
Wed, 16:51: RT @MooseAllain: I still maintain that the best solution for Brexit is to have two Britains as in The City And The City, one in and one out.
Wed, 22:30: RT @getfiscal: viral tweet 1: “hey! if you see someone under a pile of rocks, you need to leave them there! here’s why.” viral tweet 2: “i…
Wed, 22:33: RT @Pundamentalism: Cows kill more people annually than sharks, largely because they struggle to operate a harpoon with their hooves.
Tue, 15:32: Me, in a meeting: Incorporating this source seems risky. I'm not worried about the data contaminating our current d… https://t.co/ub0XceJfyR
Mon, 12:51: RT @xor: My two-year-old read the "bot-written Olive Garden ad" and asked me, "If it's a compelling joke, why does he have to put it into t…
Mon, 12:52: RT @paleofuture: *travels back to 2014* Them: What's the future like? Do we have flying cars? Me: Well, our child internment camps now have…
Mon, 12:56: RT @Brainmage: This is *such* a taxpayers' alliance statement to make. Blindly, screamingly ignorant and actively scornful towards educatio…
Mon, 12:56: RT @paullicino: The most successful people I've met: 1. Won't talk to me or my son ever again. 2. Walk along with one lady but look back a…
Mon, 13:38: RT @disappointment: I get it mate, I don't know shit about how to look after you. There's no need to be such a fucking drama queen about it…
Mon, 19:55: RT @nightlightguy: John Hetherington was arrested in 1797 for wearing the first top hat in public on the grounds that it had ‘a shiny lustr…
Sun, 14:17: RT @ZhengHaohua: This is what happens when you ask Google to translate the German version of Monty Python's funniest joke in the world. ROF…
Sun, 14:24: RT @dmofengineering: The executive team is looking for alternatives to your proposed timeline. You tell them “We can do this good, fast, or…
Sun, 14:28: RT @David_Davis_UK: The most successful people I've met: 1. Lie with impunity 2. Accept no responsibility 3. Have no grasp of details 4. B…
Sun, 15:13: RT @peanusts: elon musk is what happens when the ghost of a 14 y/o who died in 2011 and the ghost of a 19th century oil baron try to posses…
Sun, 15:15: RT @allgebrah: neo-oral culture: when every explanation is just one hyperlink away, being able to explain something yourself shows that you…
Sat, 12:05: RT @gideondefoe: This entire bit of Christopher Chope's wikipedia reads like a gag, with a long grim set-up building to the final sentence…
Fri, 14:29: RT @crookedroads770: I generally think of myself as an okay father but somehow I forgot to teach my two year old son what an owl was and he…
Fri, 19:09: RT @LockPickingLwyr: The company that sent me the pictured fingerprint lock has provided the security quote of the year: “...the lock is in…
Wed, 19:49: RT @NaoiseDolan: this is from a real email I just got from Oxford. as in, senior officers of the university think that the city’s high home…
Wed, 22:05: RT @natepatrin: Sharing bad-take articles is like telling people to check out how awful this spoiled milk smells, except then grocery store…
Wed, 22:13: RT @djgoor: This is a wonderful article. I just want to reiterate that so much of what makes Amy Santiago great is how great @melissafume…
Thu, 06:11: RT @pixelatedboat: With all the trouble in the world right now, the World Cup is more than just a sporting event. It’s a chance for everyon…
Thu, 06:12: RT @gideondefoe: The entire philosophy of the Telegraph boiled down into one Platonic solid, they should just print this sentence over and…
Wed, 09:00: RT @jodyavirgan: (I don't know why I just tweet this stuff for free. Ted Talks have been based on less)
Wed, 09:02: RT @SICKOFWOLVES: I WOULD LIKE TO ONCE AGAIN APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT WAS A SUBSTANTIAL MISUNDERSTANDING ON MY PART ABOUT WHAT YOU ALL MEANT BY A…
Wed, 09:05: RT @MrWalthaus: One of my students created this for me in their spare time and I am lost for words... Hoping that @RobGMacfarlane might hav…
Wed, 09:05: RT @nephew_time: Wow.. I'm speechless at the moon and stars. They're so beautiful I cannot even describe them. Just kidding mother fucker.…
Mon, 17:03: RT @computerfact: "fear is the mindkiller" but have you ever tried programming a computer?
Mon, 17:04: RT @FrogCroakley: Emotional Labours of Hercules: - Remembering the Nemean Lion's birthday - Answering the Hydra's texts - Making a rota for…
Mon, 21:45: RT @Talk_To_The_Hat: I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never min…
Mon, 21:52: RT @Project1derful: We're sad to tell you that Project Wonderful will be shutting down on August 1st of this year! You can read more here:…
Tue, 06:10: RT @studiesincrap: I have survivalist relatives who fantasize about the rest of us coming to them for help after society collapses, and I’m…
Tue, 06:24: RT @FrogCroakley: Don't even really know what the point of tweeting that was. I guess that on this issue and a hundred others, it's just ex…
Tue, 06:29: RT @jfruh: some personal news: just found a cable i needed in my Giant Plastic Bin Of Cables, looks like i don't have to get rid of the Gia…
Mon, 06:35: RT @daniel_swensen: Cat: I want pettings Me: ok Cat: are the pettings over here, just out of your reach? Me: no I have to be able to reach…
Mon, 06:49: RT @CMGaldre: Its 700bce rolling into the club in your best triangle just covered in fucking eyes inside and outside all eyes ready to…
Mon, 07:02: RT @ClickHole: Environmentalism FTW: NASCAR Is Cutting Down On Emissions By Replacing All The Race Cars With A Single Bus That Drivers Shar…
Mon, 07:03: RT @internetsdairy: Overhead the keypad code for the toilet in Pret and I can feel it in my brain, pushing out my PIN, like the filthy chic…
Sat, 14:10: RT @aedison: Some mental health problems are chemical and some are situational and a lot are a mix of the two and a truly effective method…
Sat, 15:03: RT @prophethusband: soldier 1 (storming the beach at Normandy): i hope this never ends. i hope every generation has to go through this beca…
Sat, 17:06: RT @GaryDelaney: People have told me that a salt and pepper beard looks good on me, but I’m not very good at accepting condiments.
Sun, 09:17: RT @sarahquaint: Kickass article from @dr_eprice "If a person’s behavior doesn’t make sense to you, it is because you are missing a part…
Sun, 09:18: RT @youngvulgarian: Delighted, *delighted* to learn that the Free Tommy Robinson protest walked into the Naked Bike Ride. It is 2018 and Lo…
Sun, 09:29: RT @bibliophileq: I work with a guy from Mexico who doesn't speak a lot of English. A Canadian goose made a nest by one of the paddock gate…
Sun, 09:33: RT @cydharrell: I wrote a Friday rant - tl;dr attention theft is a problem that goes way beyond social media & we (designers & technologist…
Fri, 15:38: RT @thepunningman: Do you really: 🔘 like it ⚪️ hate it ⚪️ not fussed Is it, is it: ⚪️ well behaved 🔘 wicked ⚪️ neither We're: 🔘 lovin' it…
Fri, 15:42: RT @TeaAndCopy: HEALTH MAGAZINE: how to avoid carbs this summer DYSLEXIC CRAB: the fuck
Fri, 18:39: RT @twlldun: RT if - despite paying tax your entire adult life - you’ve never been invited to a meeting of the Tax Payers’ Alliance nor do…
Fri, 23:26: RT @SketchesbyBoze: girls, don’t let any man tell you how to dress. if you want to sit on the beach combing your hair and luring sails to t…
Thu, 22:25: RT @eedrk: in my opinnion the real Frankenstein's Monster, was in fact, the doctor who created frankenstein.
Thu, 22:25: RT @ZachWeiner: "How can [this term] mean [this thing] when it's etymology doesn't make sense?" I dunno, maybe the same way passing air se…
Thu, 22:28: RT @emilyhughes: It’s unclear to me if Twitter unsuspended the art bots platform but uh endless screaming and tiny care bot are currently l…
Wed, 19:17: RT @Julian_Epp: When I was younger I thought cops were legally allowed to commit crimes and get away with it and then I got older and found…
Thu, 10:33: RT @gershamabob: I'm not a big fan of crossposting everywhere, but then I realised that by not.posting art to Twitter, I'm still missing pe…
Thu, 10:37: RT @theJeremyVine: "Please ride at a speed where you can easily stop if a person walking happens to step out." Is there any car which does…
Thu, 10:37: RT @tuckeve: Our 6yo asked for a play date with two friends to meet for their book club. We found out later the book club doesn't read bo…
Thu, 10:41: RT @existentialcoms: One of the hardest life lessons that we all must learn is that cats have ZERO respect for the words "shut the fuck up."
Tue, 17:58: RT @sachgau: i am: ⚪gay ⚪straight ⚪bi 🔘 A broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s Privateers
Tue, 19:50: RT @dubsteppenwolf: at this point I'm not sure if half of these guys have ever even seen a Star Wars, I think they're just in it to get off…
Tue, 22:03: RT @sockington: DO THE CRIME AND YOU DO THE TIME my crime is being this good looking I AM SENTENCED TO THIS COUCH OR POSSIBLY THE BED FOREV…
Tue, 22:31: RT @malki: People wondering why the first lady isn’t making public appearances with the president forget that a very reasonable thing for a…
Mon, 20:46: RT @B_resnick: This past weekend, I went to a tourist attraction in Virginia depicting live dinosaurs being reanimated during the civil war…
Mon, 20:54: RT @JuliusGoat: This was favorite painting in the Louvre, because it’s supposed to be a horrified mother but to me it looks like she’s all…
Mon, 09:28: RT @GroovyBruce: A local Detroit car ad from 1984. My dad is the other guy in the “spot.” At that time, he was an aging ad man and I was a…
Mon, 09:30: RT @erocdrahs: being ‘pen pals win a computer that doesn’t even like you’ is the best description of the art of programming i’ve read in ag…
Mon, 09:43: RT @aedison: I saw someone saying he wanted the LUSH #spycops displays taken down because “shopping centres should be free of politics” and…
Mon, 09:46: RT @jonnysun: this image implies a universe where either: a) tiny micro lego sets exist that the regular toy-sized lego figures play with,…
Sat, 17:35: RT @Aelkus: Not going to say something as reductionist as "meme wars....meme wars never change" but its also important to point out that ma…
Sat, 17:43: RT @OxfamStGiles: Our final #SF magazine collection is a run of @fandsf from 1985-1991. I've tweeted a lot of excellent covers today, but I…
Sat, 17:48: RT @MarySueSays: Good morning. The reason women's clothing doesn't have pockets is that male politicians around the time of the French Re…
Sat, 22:39: RT @loresjoberg: I am firmly of the opinion that all movies with “King” in the title should be remade, but substituting “Viking”: • The Vi…
Sat, 22:40: RT @soyboyincarnate: POKÉMON: LET’S GO - NEW INFO LEAK! Sources have revealed that the “never-before-seen Pokémon” teased in the Let’s Go!…
Sun, 09:05: RT @theshums: “hey, we should put some music on the front of our menu” “okay, what should I use?” “eh, whatever’s probably fine” https://t.…
Thu, 18:33: RT @pidgebbi: a shy poet always throws her work into the ocean letter-in-a-bottle style, prompting a local mermaid to become a huge fan of…
Fri, 09:02: RT @tomwhoscontrary: Undoppler opinion: an ambulance's siren sounds the same whether it's heading towards or away from you
Fri, 09:07: RT @TheOnion: ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child http…
Fri, 09:09: RT @dubsteppenwolf: I feel like a lot of things between like 2001 and 2007 would have turned out much better if South Park hadn't convinced…
Wed, 12:42: RT @shutupmikeginn: If someone tried to make me dig my own grave I would say no. They're going to kill me anyway and I'd love to die the wa…
Wed, 13:42: RT @dubsteppenwolf: do you ever think about how in like 40 years from now you'd need a masters in internet anthropology to understand even…
Wed, 13:42: RT @doctoranovia: a swedish guy in my japanese school: you know, sex is like pizza; even when it's bad, it's good girls in my class (me in…
Wed, 14:29: RT @cashbonez: If welders were like software engineers they’d be tweeting stuff like “the justice system can be replaced with something tha…
Wed, 18:25: RT @sevreds: my kitten jumped into my parents big bath tub yesterday but accidentally dragged a towel hanging on the side in with him. So i…
Wed, 19:41: RT @tomwhoscontrary: People love to tweet attempted insights like this, but if you look at economists, lawyers, philosophers, poets, life c…
Wed, 10:44: RT @thomas_violence: the two types of unpopular opinion are "popular opinion" and "demonstrably incorrect position that the person is weird…
Wed, 10:44: RT @matthews_bd: Twitter is a website for people who heard the Serenity Prayer and said “That right there is the most wrong it is possible…
Wed, 10:49: Got nerd-sniped outside work by this lorry koan. Spent far too long staring at it trying to decide whether it's tru… https://t.co/UWE4L9C0v5
Wed, 11:02: RT @MCNebrewla: Asked on a date tonight what I really judge people for. NOT LABELLING AXES ON THEIR PLOTS may have come out of my mouth a b…
Mon, 13:22: RT @allgebrah: One can recognize old demon-summoner clans by their keen eyes, steady hands and attention to detail: Everybody who doesn't h…
Mon, 15:30: RT @laurenTarshis: I lost my mother in law last week. She was 96 and one of my best friends. A lifelong lover of books, she kept track of a…
Tue, 08:59: RT @nodnal_: Retweet if you don’t scream at the top of your lungs every time someone walks past your house, I’m trying to prove a point to…
Sun, 17:13: RT @ZachWeiner: Some math: Cost of 1 semester college: 20k Cost of 1 adjunct prof per semester: 3k Cost of a baby tiger: 10k Cost of 3 PhD…
Sun, 17:20: RT @tef_ebooks: which idiot called it GDPR and not selective subscription reuptake inhibitors
Sun, 19:04: RT @yucktales: are teens more depressed by the fact that their planet is dying, they will never be able to afford retirement, and that they…
Sun, 20:57: RT @freezydorito: harry potter: lol so voldemort why wont you guys say his name hermione: harry you idiot what have you done some 10 follow…
Mon, 07:36: RT @quendergeer: Forbes article: elon musk is a modern day henry ford (2 minutes later) We regret to inform you elon musk is a modern day h…
Mon, 08:11: RT @JFriedhoff: CONCEPT: take all the Extreme Coupon-ers, teach them Magic The Gathering, and let them loose on the competitive circuit and…
Sat, 13:15: RT @3fingeredfox: To put it another way, who is it that traps men in a poisoned definition of masculinity - and forces it on what is appare…
Sat, 13:29: RT @GaryDelaney: Sure everyone cares about straws killing dolphins now, but they’ve been breaking camels’ backs for years.
Sun, 08:37: RT @0xabad1dea: "I solemnly swear I am up to no good." "Effective May 25, the Marauder's Map will no longer be able to display location da…
Sun, 08:40: RT @HikerYote: The entire Dune cycle is based on a terrible pun. 1. The spice is called melange. 2. The spice confers power and longevity.…
Fri, 18:25: RT @JoePym: @lukesurl There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this…
Thu, 16:28: Me: I hope to finish it by the end of the week. Colleague: If you don't hit any roadblocks? Me: That metaphor impli… https://t.co/pbbysSlSBS
Thu, 22:34: RT @AdamRutherford: 60 every 5 minutes = 6,307,200 migrants into the UK per year. This is a very serious issue indeed: our elected offici…
Thu, 22:40: RT @chetfaliszek: All of these GDPR notices from sites you haven't visited in years should tell you one thing. No one deletes the data onc…
Thu, 22:53: RT @htfb: Whenever you make do with something just for the time being, the Time Being accepts your sacrifice by making it permanent.
Fri, 06:35: RT @matthaig1: Mental health is not taken seriously. We have massive campaigns and legislation around tobacco and alcohol and fast food, bu…
Fri, 06:48: RT @sockington: TIME TO UPDATE YOU ON MY PRIVACY POLICY turns out I am going to continue to get up in all your business at my whim ALSO PRO…
Fri, 06:54: RT @TheOnion: “Mike Pence is just a dumbfuck partisan hack who doesn’t have the faintest clue about international relations or running a co…
Wed, 14:51: RT @DavidLammy: Hello @UniofOxford is it your official position that I am "bitter" just because I am prepared to criticise your institution…
Wed, 14:52: RT @DJ_Link: The Raid 2 (2014) had a 1 take scene where camera follows a car, enters, and shows driver. This was accomplished by having a c…
Wed, 14:56: RT @SoVeryBritish: Honest work answers: “How are you getting on?” “I haven’t really known for many years” “Are you busy?” “Pretending to…
Wed, 19:42: RT @dubsteppenwolf: On earth 2 Grimes is emerging from a Bel Air mansion, her dress running red with blood, holding a human heart. A hush f…
Wed, 19:44: RT @ChronicSexChat: *Psst* Marriage equality doesn’t exist anywhere unless disabled people can marry without losing their benefits Pass i…
Thu, 05:46: RT @gershamabob: Since KS1 SATS are over at B's school (who do not name them to the Y2s nor make any deal of them), I asked her what she'd…
Thu, 05:55: RT @ZachWeiner: Quote from an L Maud Montgomery story collection: "The more I saw of men, the more I liked cats."
Thu, 06:18: RT @KylePlantEmoji: [first day as a bartender] Customer: I'll have a martini, dry Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know h…
Tue, 22:11: RT @tomwhoscontrary: if my pockets were big enough, then yes, of course i would walk around with a hammer in my pocket, like any normal per…
Mon, 22:56: RT @koenfucius: "WARNING. In our butcher's shop we might ask your name and remember your meat-related preferences. If you are worried about…
Tue, 07:34: RT @CatHavingMan: By age thirty-five, you should have made someone else enough money that they can send themselves to the moon while you me…
Tue, 07:34: RT @garwboy: Hayfever sufferers; experience the catharsis of revenge by masturbating into flower beds. See how they like it @TwopTwips
Tue, 07:36: RT @TwopTwips: SAVE on expensive Daft Punk albums by singing along to a Chic album with a mouth full of bees. (via @beztweets)
Mon, 07:53: RT @DanielSolis: By 35 you should have at least two abandoned blogs, one dormant podcast or streaming channel, three RPG campaigns prepped…
Mon, 07:59: RT @TheFattig: Ay yo what's up fam, it's your boy Fortunato, here with a new uncasking vid. My boy Monty says he's got a hold of something…
Sat, 14:33: RT @D0GGEAUX: well would you look at the time! it's 12 11 ^ 1 10 | 2 9 ⊙-- 3 8 -- 4…
Sat, 14:33: RT @PeterMolydeux: Imagine a 2 player split screen game where one is trapped in a castle for the entire duration whilst player 1 is trying…
Sat, 18:02: RT @natpryce: I see businesses are already adapting to Google Duplex. Restaurant: “Hello” Me: “Hello. Are you open on Sunday?” Restauran…
Sat, 22:50: RT @studiesincrap: My guess is that the winner of some contest to see your name in a Batman comic was a dude named Chudd Whuff. https://t.c…
Sat, 23:37: RT @benwikler: Another one of Jared Kushner’s college classmates in the 15th Anniversary Report: “I, for one, am actually glad that our C…
Sat, 23:39: RT @steak_ham: Not sure why people find Jordan B Peterson so “harmful”; I don’t see the issue with telling young men to take pride in thems…
Sun, 05:49: RT @krissykakess: Girls don’t mature earlier than boys, they’re just punished at an earlier age for the same behavior.
Sun, 05:52: RT @lemay: If there’s one thing raising chickens has taught me it is that if the males are violent because they’re not getting enough sex,…
Sat, 09:08: RT @studiesincrap: The first time, in high school, I got drunk I yelled to my friends that America could be saved if all white boys had to…
Sat, 09:23: RT @curlycomedy: Don’t let people tell you being a parent is hard. Sometimes there are beautiful, quiet moments that make you realize it’s…
Thu, 18:58: RT @metasynthie: Image 1: fake urban legend about Isaac Asimov often used to illustrate how stupid critics or academics are (often it’s a g…
Thu, 18:59: RT @sophxthompson: A little boy just screamed down the tube carriage “if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands” and everyone remaine…
Thu, 19:05: RT @studiesincrap: "When I finally determined, through some nose-close viewing, that these were, in fact, photos, I said a little critic’s…
Thu, 19:06: RT @ZachWeiner: Has anyone noticed a lot of movies today have heteroerotic undertones?
Thu, 23:02: RT @pixelatedboat: *whiteboard at the White House with “thinly veiled fascism” crossed out and “just regular fascism” circled in red* https…
Fri, 06:34: RT @aedison: Checking my email and discovering the incredible coincidence that so many companies have started to deeply care about my priva…
Tue, 19:07: RT @j4: Levelling up as an IT pro: my default suggestion these days is "Have you tried turning it off?" Very high rate of success so far.
Tue, 22:23: RT @quendergeer: you know it's weird that transhumanists think making humans into machines means we'll live forever because i don't have an…
Tue, 22:23: RT @arrroberts: I hate to be "that guy" (and by "that guy", I mean "Professor of Nineteenth-Century Literature at the University of London"…
Wed, 07:45: RT @SamuraiCorndog: Mad respect for the skeletons at the beginning of every major dungeon out there. They know they aren’t boss level bad g…
Wed, 07:49: RT @EddyDever: It’s terrifying that both of these things are true at the same time in this world: • computers drive cars around • the st…
Wed, 07:56: RT @tomwhoscontrary: and all the ecommerce sites and hotels i stayed in once will look up and shout "Please confirm your subscription to ou…
Wed, 07:56: RT @seldo: The longer I stay in tech the more my role seems to become remembering the last time we fucked something up and warning people w…
Wed, 08:01: RT @AmyDentata: By 35 you should have taken out at least ten replicants and panicked over the possibility that you yourself are a replicant…
Wed, 08:03: RT @ZachWeiner: To Eve He said, "I will greatly multiply your pain in childbirth, In pain you will bring forth children; Also? No pockets."
Mon, 13:38: RT @ConstableChaos: Move along ... nothing to see here ... just a 12 year old kid solving THREE Rubiks Cubes whilst juggling them 😱😱😱😱 http…
Mon, 20:12: RT @existentialcoms: It's easy to fool yourself into thinking that you are craving meaning in a bleak, meaningless world, when you are real…
Sun, 16:30: RT @jonnysun: “one of the biggest red flags when hiring is seeing [somebody trying to survive by actively searching for a job that treats t…
Sun, 16:31: RT @sannewman: Girls need to be BRAVE: B: Become your best self R: Realize your truth A: Acrostics V: Very bad acrostics E: Insultingly laz…
Mon, 08:10: RT @1970RobD: Yes. I did astroturf my window boxes. Yes. I did also e-mail The Chelsea Garden show to apply for it to be exhibited. The res…
Mon, 08:35: RT @j4: Working together! Happy biscuit time! ALL STAFF ARE REQUIRED TO ATTEND. (Except contract staff - no working together or biscuits fo…
Mon, 08:37: RT @buttpraxis: Think how bad we had to fuck up as a society to make this prediction a bad thing for our kids, instead of a good one https:…
Mon, 08:41: RT @sannewman: I asked a 4-year-old whether she thought it would be more fun to be eaten by piranhas or to be Ben Shapiro's daughter. She s…
Mon, 08:55: RT @delaneykingrox: Broke #gamedev tip: if something leaves a trail, you need to make it decay before the player can draw a dick and balls…
Sat, 12:07: RT @Manglewood: I get so excited when I see a cat. Any cat. Like I've never seen one before and I'm having my mind blown at a zoo. "What? T…
Sat, 12:09: RT @alexhern: the spectator paywall yet again doing a fantastic job of recreating the experience of you getting up and moving to a seat at…
Sat, 22:29: RT @KrystinaArielle: This little girl randomly walked up to me as we grabbed a quick bite before the premiere. She wanted me to know she wo…
Sun, 09:22: RT @ticky: to comply with GDPR, as of May 25th, I will no longer be remembering anybody’s name, face or personal details without their expl…
Sun, 09:24: RT @SirSandGoblin: I refuse to believe there's a word for the thickness of tights
Fri, 14:00: RT @teaforpterosaur: There is no such thing as a female orgasm, we are taught to make a weird noise so men know it is time to stop so we ju…
Fri, 18:04: RT @smaine: TIL that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's…
Fri, 20:09: RT @Archivd: A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.000000119 root beers. The bartender says, "I'm gonna have to charge you extra; that…
Thu, 15:01: RT @FrogCroakley: Today's mood is mournfully belting out "Iiiii'm gonna booooiil, a million eggs, A MILLION EEEEGGS!" to the chorus of Chan…
Thu, 19:49: RT @Pundamentalism: The first rule of clickbait club is you don’t talk about clickbait club. But rule number 7 will shock you.
Wed, 22:30: RT @planetx: My goal is to wield clothing with as much style and anger as Lena Waithe wearing a Pride flag cape and Lynda Carter wearing a…
Wed, 22:31: RT @tomwhoscontrary: If there isn't an online B52s fan community called The Love Slack i'm going to need some resignations.
Wed, 22:37: RT @AlyssaRosenberg: “I understand why Xenophobe McTriangleShirtwaistFactoryDisaster is getting so much buzz in my home state." @petridishe…
Wed, 22:38: RT @JamesBSumner: All institutions routinely apply a no-platform policy to portraits, for the solid reason that if you put a portrait on a…
Wed, 22:38: RT @ChrisRenwick: Yes, please @amazonUK - though, instead of a charity, could it be the state? And, instead of a donation, could it be your…
Wed, 22:39: RT @BootstrapCook: Cannot wait for the transphobes to realise they literally have one of those Scary Gender Neutral Toilets IN THEIR OWN HO…
Tue, 21:23: RT @profmusgrave: Academic twitter before a major conference: LOL i haven't even started my paper yet, I'll do the analysis on the plane a…
Wed, 07:19: RT @friendlyevalley: We have a free guided walk starting at Rock Edge at 2pm this Sunday, where you'll have the chance to find out about He…
Wed, 07:33: RT @jfruh: RICKY: ...so he decides to punish the world by saying and doing whatever the fuck he likes from now on NETFLIX EXEC: ok, but let…
Mon, 21:55: RT @hankgreen: This note at the end of the entry for the word "Clitoris" on the Online Etymology Dictionary is everything. https://t.co/zOW…
Sun, 14:42: *Art School Girlfriend* Everything But The Girl with a sharp, math-rock edge. Lovely, rich, space-filling music in… https://t.co/s7MitNvQoF
Sun, 15:12: *Hot Dreams* Perfectly pleasant indie, but fatally a) a bit Coldplay b) the band upstairs kept bleeding through & s… https://t.co/jGbaDfr1QB
Sun, 15:54: Approaching a venue I thought it was playing some kind of Public Service Broadcasting-esque sample-driven indie, bu… https://t.co/MvRyuJG0dr
Sun, 16:03: *The Pale White* Sounded good from outside but *brutally* loud once we were inside. Sure, sometimes that's the inte… https://t.co/PAPLhabzMT
Sun, 17:09: *Shadowlark* Charmingly melancholy, with the singer's lush voice delivering a mellow warmth & the drums providing e… https://t.co/mvtZHDKFDY
Sat, 23:02: RT @aedison: [ASMR] Me Responding To All The Whores And Politicians Looking Up And Shouting "Save Us!" By Looking Down And #Whispering "No"
Sat, 23:03: RT @BeginsWithKaye: May the 4th, the 5th, the minor fall, and the major lift be with you
Sat, 23:06: RT @Manglewood: Fergus suffers from Perfect Face Syndrome. He tries to be brave but I can tell that having such a very perfect face gets to…
Sun, 09:48: RT @histoftech: Every time I'm about to be angry online I think about algorithmically-rewarded rage and the implications behind it. I notic…
Sun, 09:48: RT @kvlly: The best debugger ever made is a full night's rest.
Sun, 10:50: RT @VioricaMarian1: I once taught an 8 am college class. So many grandparents died that semester. I then moved my class to 3 pm. No more de…
Fri, 14:03: RT @sockington: HELLO WHAT IS THIS THEN LAPTOP USING COUCH SITTER obviously my advice and assistance is needed THIS FLOOR OF LETTERS NEEDS…
Sat, 07:10: RT @allgebrah: To most effectively contain a demon, a summoning circle is drawn along equipotential lines. These are specific to each demon…
Sat, 07:22: RT @0xabad1dea: this is such high-grade trolling that I was wondering if wikipedia itself was being trolled, but no, apparently this really…
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