Sat, 13:02: Look at this little tadpole that I found! You can see that he's started growing a couple of legs, so hopefully it w… https://t.co/vI7ULdMAHm
Sat, 22:50: RT @lottelydia: scientists: the past is inaccessible, the future unknowable historians: ...actually we know quite a lot about the past sci…
Sun, 09:05: RT @j4: The fear that it won't ever stop. The fear that it will.
Sun, 09:08: RT @JoWolffBSG: In sending a letter with a minor flaw in and expecting it to be rejected, the Prime Minister is confusing the EU with an ap…
Sun, 09:12: RT @aedison: This is especially awful when you consider that Rees-Mogg is already constantly followed and jeered-at by the 120,000 ghosts o…
Sun, 09:13: RT @fuckthem00nALT: [gf moving in] her: can i set up a cloning machine in the basement me: sure, make yourself at home
Fri, 12:57: RT @hatmandu: Good news, everyone (as Professor Farnsworth would say): I have solved Brexit. Let's just alternate: 5 years in the EU, 5 out…
Fri, 13:51: RT @Manglewood: Cats might not seem important with so many awful things going on in the world, but that’s part of why they are so important…
Fri, 14:03: RT @americanwombat: Way to put a negative spin on it and not mention it still secures your data from reptiles, birds, and non-primate mamma…
Fri, 14:23: RT @americanwombat: 2 big fallacies in writing about society are "everybody is like me" (eg career advice that assumes everyone has parents…
Fri, 14:53: RT @j4: So it was actually 53 cars, of which 39 on the pavement. That's my street & the next one along. H did a line in her notebook for ea…
Thu, 23:03: RT @CycleLuxembourg: The Swiss Biophysicist and Nobel laureate Jacques Dubochet had been cycling to his lab at Lausanne university for the…
Thu, 23:08: RT @j4: I have not eaten the plums that have been in the icebox since 2017 and which I was probably saving for god knows what Forgive m…
Thu, 23:09: RT @tomwhoscontrary: Side note to my agile comrades: turns out your principles and values can be bang on, but it's the practices which actu…
Thu, 23:11: RT @iucounu: just had cause to send an email containing the phrase 'I am a little surprised to hear this, especially as', which fellow Brit…
Thu, 23:14: RT @robmanuel: Twitter is a dating service for matching strangers with the hills that they didn’t know they wanted to die on
Fri, 07:15: RT @tomwhoscontrary: Trying to craft a joke around AIX, the Unix, and Aix-en-Provence, probably around the "region of France" meme, and inc…
Fri, 07:16: RT @lizbatty: Think I’ll try “it is simply self-evident this is a good thing” as the justification for my next grant application, see what…
Fri, 07:26: RT @writergeekrhw: On #Elementary, the writers had to pen the letters that appeared on Sherlock's murder collages, since TVs are hi-res eno…
Wed, 16:36: Reasons why we've lost track of our study's participants, as auto-translated from Mandarin: * I used to work in a f… https://t.co/gK3N4XVW4T
Wed, 18:40: RT @rockpapershot: Following a recent diagnosis, @frogcroakley decided to see how a dose of medical speed would affect his ability to haul…
Thu, 09:21: RT @erincandescent: Today it was announced that Yahoo! Groups is shutting down, and taking with it a piece of critical national infrastruct…
Tue, 15:37: RT @FrogCroakley: If hollywood was not stuffed with cowards this could be the opening shot of the greatest film of all time https://t.co/kK…
Tue, 18:30: RT @gideondefoe: I'm a bit on the fence as to whether XR are good or a PR disaster, but of the two parks I walk my dog in it's the one Lamb…
Mon, 13:36: RT @minimaxir: @redditships In the meantime I have a do-it-yourself neural network for generating Reddit submission titles based off of any…
Mon, 16:49: RT @dgurdasani1: It's great to see the silence around this being broken. Myself, and another whistleblower were dismissed after we raised c…
Mon, 16:50: RT @IMcMillan: SAMUEL BECKETT’S SINGING IN THE RAIN I’m shouting in the void Just shouting in the void What a hollow old feeling Darkness…
Mon, 19:03: RT @muffkin7: My flatmate has just earned a PhD in palindromes. She'll now be known as Dr Awkward.
Mon, 19:14: RT @angelbelsey: I've been thinking about this a lot, and I've concluded that the problem with society right now is that we've forgotten th…
Mon, 21:44: RT @Timcammm: I just lost my wallet on the way home from work. I didn't have much identifying info in there so a good Samaritan got in touc…
Mon, 22:23: RT @ceejoyner: I'm on the gym treadmill all day walking for nine steps then flat out sprinting for three which tough guys find hilarious un…
Mon, 22:35: RT @americanwombat: While everyone's distracted arguing about the first and second amendments we can seize the opportunity to be first to m…
Tue, 07:14: RT @sannewman: I feel that rich people should get longer sentences for the same crimes. They're under so much less stress of all kinds, so…
Sun, 17:02: RT @Pinboard: The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy
Sun, 17:06: RT @FrogCroakley: Worst job at jurassic park would be the bloke who has to serve drinks to all the dinos. He would be essentially safe beca…
Sun, 17:06: RT @badDNDhooks: The PCs are terrified to learn a mad wizard has invented an advanced form of gelatinous cube, the Gelatinous Cube 2: Gelat…
Sun, 22:27: RT @danielzklein: Game idea: dungeons and dragons. You can play either as a dungeon or a dragon. The dungeon's goal is to get a nice dragon…
Mon, 07:07: RT @americanwombat: A Joker origin that makes the most sense to me is an entitled rich frat boy bully who excuses his increasingly cruel ac…
Sun, 08:42: RT @TheMediaTweets: Inside the offices of every single newspaper, Friday night: “I’ve got it! How about ‘Reality Czech’?” Inside the offic…
Sun, 08:47: RT @RopesToInfinity: The weirdest thing about this discourse which comes around every six months is the idea that the left live in a bubble…
Sun, 09:05: RT @pootlers: Imagine living in a city so timid about tackling the causes of chronic air pollution that it puts the onus on kids not to bre…
Sun, 09:41: RT @juliacarriew: Elizabeth Warren is now running FB ads with a false statement about Mark Zuckerberg and FB endorsing Trump for president,…
Fri, 16:12: RT @AKindAleWarTV: 2014: I hate this game company because they use microtransactions 2019: I hate this game company because they support a…
Fri, 16:18: RT @random_walker: My university just announced that it’s dumping Blackboard, and there was much rejoicing. Why is Blackboard universally r…
Fri, 16:20: RT @TheFattig: Ay yo what's up fam, it's your boy Fortunato, here with a new uncasking vid. My boy Monty says he's got a hold of something…
Fri, 16:59: RT @figgled: Checked my period tracker app to see if the menses was responsible for me almost buying a second-hand trombone but turns out I…
Fri, 18:26: RT @internetsdairy: Thought experiment at 8-yr-old dinner: what if a teacher was having a bath and there was a fire drill and she had to r…
Fri, 18:26: RT @tomwhoscontrary: "how much golf course is within approximately a half hour walk of a train service"? "enough land for 641,320-961,980 h…
Thu, 12:07: RT @americanwombat: pop culture and social media now provide an open source ecosystem of phrases with which you can say anything you'd like…
Thu, 14:56: RT @womensrites: my giant "SEX OFFENDER: What if it's just a label?" truck decal has people asking a lot of questions already answered by m…
Thu, 16:33: RT @purserhallard: Create even more disincentives to using public transport to assuage spurious moral panic, urges outgoing chief medic. ht…
Thu, 16:56: RT @mykola: Q: what’s the difference between a computer scientist and a software engineer? A: the software engineer looks both ways when c…
Thu, 16:58: RT @SoVeryBritish: “How’s it all going?” British answer: “Yeah, not bad. You?” Honest answer: “I don’t have a clue what I’m doing and con…
Thu, 17:31: RT @bea_ker: I want a lady in the street & a lady in the sheets. I want one lady covering the exits, one watching the car park, and one sni…
Thu, 17:33: RT @hammerheadbat: @Sternarchella As a bat biologist I just wanna give a shout out to bats, who for years we've been saying are super-sophi…
Thu, 17:44: RT @ImpactWales: How do we learn? Look at this brilliant resource on the cognitive science of learning from @ncasenmare One to share with…
Wed, 18:13: RT @daynamcalpine_: a girl in the coffee shop i’m working from has just said to her friend ‘imagine a hot veg smoothie’ and i’m wondering h…
Wed, 21:56: RT @ryxcommar: *runs linear regression once* I am using something called Krylov subspaces, a concept from astrophysics, to find the overla…
Tue, 17:59: RT @house_house_: @molleindustria Actually, in our timeline, a goose chased Thatcher out of office, spurring a Bennite revolution and the i…
Tue, 18:00: RT @tomwhoscontrary: I am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 indestructible black sphere roaring towards heaven
Tue, 22:27: RT @CJFDillow: All the complaints about journos uncritically quoting No 10 "sources" reminds me that I wrote this a while back: https://t.c…
Wed, 07:35: RT @tomwhoscontrary: BROKE: Inserting carefully selected phrases into your speech so that your past crimes and misdemeanours will be pushed…
Sun, 16:57: RT @managerspeak: We outsourced the management of the outsourcing and we created some sort of black hole that's hovering above the HQ. Seve…
Sun, 19:34: RT @flygirlNHM: I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks” I said “Don’t mention it”
Mon, 04:25: RT @AlishaRai: It looks like TOMS’s mailing list was hacked and I guess times are so rough hackers are just sending self care reminders now…
Mon, 09:51: RT @HannaFlint: Joker star Marc Maron on Joker director Todd Phillips "woke culture is killing comedy" comments (Paraphrased from WTF podca…
Mon, 10:54: RT @bendreyfuss: A cool thing about Twitter is that a lot of you are quite smart and I learn stuff from you. And a lot of you are also very…
Sat, 12:00: RT @garykmrivers: Milk delivery 25 years ago was essentially a subscription service offering products with recyclable/reusable packaging, d…
Sat, 13:20: RT @gshowitt: REVERSE BEASTMASTER is a one-page RPG collaboration between myself and the impeccable @FrogCroakley in which you simply must…
Sat, 13:37: RT @FreyjaErlings: Alright let's review this beast, Feast of Legends, also known as "the Wendys RPG." Doing it live. Immediate problem num…
Sat, 13:38: RT @Brainmage: No one ever talks about how an oubliette implies the existence of a larger, and far more terrifying, oobly.
Sat, 09:55: RT @kottke: Poll: You can insert the word "fucking" into the William Carlos Williams poem "This is Just to Say" exactly once. Where would y…
Sat, 10:04: RT @GameWorkers: Behind the cute aesthetic, malicious bosses. Devastated to announce that the Chair of @GWU_UK was targeted for union organ…
Thu, 14:45: RT @theladymania: me: it's time to put the goose stuff behind us and move on also me, waking up in a cold sweat: has anyone actually SEEN…
Thu, 22:10: RT @atroyn: Things that happen in Silicon Valley and also the Soviet Union: - waiting years to receive a car you ordered, to find that it'…
Thu, 22:13: RT @kibblesmith: I know everyone claims to love Halloween, but it's especially culturally significant to me since almost 100% of my ancesto…
Thu, 22:26: RT @petridishes: this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White…
Thu, 22:30: RT @_Enanem_: You drop stuff down, we pick it up again, and then we take it underground. You drop stuff down, we pick it up again… - Ch…
Fri, 08:14: RT @TriciaLockwood: I was hired by the @lrb to kill john updike ... instead, over the course of trying to read even a fraction of his 60+ b…
Fri, 08:23: RT @ClickHole: So Annoying: Every Time This Man Visits Home His Family Hounds Him About When He’s Going To Get Into An Ethically Non-Monoga…
Wed, 21:32: RT @barneyfarmer: If it's anything like what you were doing as London Mayor, please, put it away and stop expecting other people to pay for…
Tue, 19:19: RT @thomas_violence: in his novel Jurassic Park, Michael Crichton alludes to chaos theory (specifically the "butterfly effect") to demonstr…
Tue, 19:21: RT @Pundamentalism: If you enjoy choreographed bakery items, you can find them in abundance.
Tue, 19:26: RT @sannewman: Ghosts: Are they trolling us by only appearing to people who are are rubbish at telling a story? Is this how they are exacti…
Tue, 19:27: RT @JimMFelton: This morning Johnson said the Conservatives would unite the country. This afternoon police and an ambulance were called to…
Tue, 21:00: RT @pixelatedboat: HOLLYWOOD TRIVIA: The “dinosaur theme park” element was only added in the third draft of the screenplay for Jurassic Par…
Tue, 21:34: RT @Brainmage: I have lent my noises to some of this nonsense, and what nonsense it is! It's like early 2000s internet, before it got all n…
Tue, 21:49: RT @internetofshit: the worst thing about this dystopian fiction story thread is wondering which US city will do all of this first https://…
Wed, 07:30: RT @bookavid: Destroy the idea that you gotta be good at artistic things to enjoy them, that every hobby has to become smth you're so good…
Mon, 22:31: RT @Andrew_Taylor: Did Boris do the bad thing that awful men in his position do absolutely all the time? I guess it's just her word as a re…
Mon, 22:37: RT @attacus_au: This is just to say I have stolen the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast the…
Tue, 07:26: RT @AlexWattsEsq: What a relief that when principles are at stake and careers are on the line, the BBC can spring into action in a mere wee…
Tue, 07:39: RT @TheOnion: Trump Aides Investigating Whistleblower Struggling To Identify Single Person In CIA With Moral Principles https://t.co/qINH9F…
Tue, 07:42: RT @existentialcoms: The funny thing about Kafka is if the same books were written in the USSR they'd teach them as a devastating critique…
Sun, 13:22: RT @FrogCroakley: I've had a venus flytrap growing outside all summer that has grown so hench it's capable of doing in crane flies. Which i…
Sun, 18:11: RT @s1mn: I'm so done with Silicon Valley hyperbole. What am I "smashing", exactly? I want an Apple Watch designed by Brits rather than bre…
Sun, 18:16: RT @max_read: And, by the way, you have people — I can't call them animals, I'll get in trouble — Nancy Pelosi will go crazy, I can't do it…
Sun, 22:52: RT @GalaxyKate: This gorgeous thread is an antidote to fear of "uNiVeRsAl InCoMe mEaNs NoOnE wOrKs" People daydream about building someth…
Mon, 07:18: RT @Schreiberland: My son is two-years-old today. We took him to a bookshop and told him he could pick a book for his birthday. There were…
Mon, 07:20: RT @MarinaHyde: Absolute solidarity with Charlotte who is a fantastic journalist, a wonderful person, and very very much not a liar. The pr…
Mon, 07:20: RT @dave_universetf: Reminder that Star Trek's boldest claim about the future is that videoconferencing between starships of races who've n…
Sat, 12:20: RT @bombsfall: People who condemn the Joker are curiously silent when it comes to the crime goose
Sat, 14:19: RT @ComedyTomedy: I'm pioneering a thing - "Devil's Lent". You take up a bad habit from Oct 1 until Halloween. Any suggestions? Wanna join?
Sun, 07:02: RT @Mike_Laidlaw: It’s interesting that English speakers have collectively decided that haunting someone and ghosting someone mean the oppo…
Sun, 09:09: RT @SnoozeInBrief: A history lesson for people who think that history doesn't matter: Why were tweets (and text mesages) first set as 140 c…
Fri, 13:58: RT @richard_littler: I'm not saying that if you flip and mirror Boris Johnson's signature you get an image of Baphomet/the devil of the Wit…
Fri, 14:12: RT @AdamBroud: Venn diagrams This format 🤝 Pointing out similarities but not nece…
Fri, 14:15: RT @gshowitt: September's one-page game is a collaboration with the exquisite @FrogCroakley - REVERSE BEASTMASTER, where you simply must ta…
Fri, 14:29: RT @leonardpierce: God can you imagine living under a system where all the government cared about was power for the ruling class https://t.…
Fri, 17:30: RT @PeterMolydeux: The movie industry steals from the game industry yet again. This time the new Rambo movie has stolen the title from a 20…
Fri, 23:04: RT @annasproul: I suspect other people have made this observation before, this being New York, but boy is refilling one’s MetroCard an exis…
Thu, 14:46: RT @garwboy: My take? Media types pushing the 'Johnson is being tactical and manipulative on purpose to get votes' angle, it's basically po…
Thu, 22:36: RT @DrSinBin: I now have a mental image of a dragon delicately scooping a D&D party into a large glass cup and carefully letting them go ou…
Thu, 22:48: RT @randy_knapp_dev: *at a costume party dressed as a harp* SOMEONE: Aren't you a little small to be a harp? ME: Are you calling me a lyr…
Fri, 07:38: RT @deirdre_OH: It finally happened tonight in a writing workshop: I interrupted two writers with "Hang on you're talking about Avengers:…
Fri, 07:40: RT @jonfitt: We’ve got the drugs and the constant connection to computers. But somehow it didn’t have the predicted effect on intelligence…
Wed, 13:38: RT @AislinnClarke: A 1934 staged photo by Life Magazine mocking the Hays movie censorship Code by violating as many of its rules as possibl…
Wed, 19:11: RT @drmikefraser: Cox: This Parliament is a dead parliament. MPs: No no it's not dead, it's prorogued! Lady Hale: No, no... No, it's adjour…
Wed, 19:11: RT @tomwhoscontrary: Thinking about teaming up with @johnsnolan to launch a $100bn Derision Fund to just short everything SoftBank invests…
Wed, 19:35: RT @yorksranter: The @ovum coffee machine is showing Error E601. This gives me a sudden terrible insight: the Internet of Things should be…
Wed, 20:24: If you know me, you know that my main hobby is being cruel to cats. Here's just one example: me hogging the downsta… https://t.co/reTnHUDMqo
Wed, 23:03: RT @conorjh: It's like being on the Titanic, if the Titanic took years to sink and the men kept vandalizing the lifeboats because they hate…
Wed, 23:05: RT @SnoozeInBrief: *Humphrey Lyttelton voice* Samantha's off visiting her gentleman friend to give him some technology lessons. She's show…
Wed, 23:07: RT @emshort: Thinking a lot lately about virtue as skill. - doing the right thing is a matter of judgment, courage and habit, not just mea…
Tue, 15:14: Me: "The nights are drawing in. I should probably start using my SAD lamp." Also me: "Ugh, why bother? I don't know… https://t.co/ZQlpc3CKnp
Tue, 21:37: RT @kristaaaaaaa_: So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear &…
Tue, 21:39: RT @femmocollective: This morning my neighbour dropped over a bunch of printed papers that read MEATBALL IS THE BEST. Turns out my kid has…
Tue, 21:40: RT @sturdyAlex: In fairness, the Leave campaign aimed to return sovereignty to Parliament and make British judges the final arbiters of all…
Mon, 22:42: RT @vogon: there are two hard problems in computer science: the calloused fist of capital slowly grinding everything and everyone it touche…
Mon, 22:42: RT @tinyjo: Looks like work are going to be recruiting a tester to test UI on our websites. Plan is for part time remote role with flexi s…
Tue, 06:23: RT @squeezyjohn: Brilliant news! My petition to get rid of God Save The Queen as English national anthem and replace it with Monty Python's…
Tue, 06:28: RT @Histreepix: Jean-Michel Jarre is excommunicated from the Catholic Church for inventing the synthesiser. Maidstone, 1503. https://t.co/i…
Tue, 06:30: RT @BronzeHammer: Well, I'd like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam! *Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily* Ah!…
Sun, 18:59: RT @AnthropoceneKid: A few months ago I learned that ppl who had been deaf from birth but gained their hearing later in life often say that…
Sun, 18:59: RT @DawnFinney13: 25% off all my knitting patterns at EbonyAndTeal, including my super cute tiny pumpkin pattern - from now until the end o…
Sun, 19:00: RT @cabel: This is honestly the origin of Untitled Goose Game and it's my favorite thing. "Let's make a game about this" https://t.co/mlyHT…
Sun, 19:05: RT @AlexWattsEsq: You've got to respect activists who, when the country is in crisis, pull together, work through the night and stand as on…
Sat, 12:57: RT @celestelabedz: Want to hear about the time when some physicists accidentally classically conditioned me? Of course you do. Thread:
Sat, 13:01: RT @TheOnion: Science Class Learning About Harmful Effects Of Sugary Sodas By Submerging Classmate In Coca-Cola For A Week https://t.co/tDx…
Sat, 13:10: RT @MrJoshSimpson: Hate to say it but if you’re confused or angry about another person’s sexuality.... THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE H…
Sat, 13:16: RT @daguilarcanabal: thinking about a funny social experiment in which I drive a two-ton personal automobile with internal combustion engin…
Sat, 14:52: RT @EffinBirds: Amazon are literally asking me to pay them money to have the keyword search “gay men fucking” lead to the Effin’ Birds stor…
Sat, 21:51: RT @broderick: Taylor Swift stans learning who Tool are because they're currently selling more copies than "Lover" is really something spec…
Fri, 16:23: RT @Johnny_suputama: Japanese artist Atsuko Yukawa has been creating miniature, battery-powered wire sculptures. Here is one of her latest:…
Fri, 16:45: RT @brent_bellamy: Pilot project in Stockholm - photo radar cameras measure speed of passing cars. Those above the speed limit receive a fi…
Fri, 16:51: RT @LeoHickman: Everyone is ignoring this climate sceptic with his megaphone at the London #ClimateStrike Except for this boy wearing a ga…
Sat, 07:49: RT @sarahquaint: At first glance, I thought this cat had drawn a summoning circle. Upon review, I am certain this cat has drawn a summoni…
Sat, 07:59: RT @evacide: If you are a woman, not needing to be liked by everyone is a goddamn superpower.
Sat, 08:01: RT @textfiles: Contemporary software preservation discussion: we are doomed, knowledge lost, the problem is too big, dooooomed Me: cracker…
Wed, 14:36: RT @edmorrish: There stand before you two guards; one speaks only the truth, the other only lies. Welcome to Newsnight, we’ll be letting bo…
Wed, 17:23: RT @ReticentTurnip: Are you questioning my vocabulary skills, pal? Cause you are gonna get punched right in the plethora
Wed, 22:35: RT @wonderella: Reminder: “Personal accountability” is when you’re held accountable. “Cancel culture” is when I’m held accountable.
Thu, 06:48: RT @americanwombat: I think I have more respect for a cafe that bans wifi because they think it gives you cancer or reads your mind than on…
Tue, 16:37: Writing some code, & genuinely found myself thinking "Wait, I shouldn't do that. That's a mistake the Nazis made!"… https://t.co/73j4DK33xU
Tue, 21:05: RT @leviathant: John Milton's annotated copy of Shakespeare's First Folio has been sitting unrecognized in the Free Library of Philadelphia…
Tue, 22:03: RT @arrroberts: Actually only the first part, FELLOWSHIP OF THE FLIES, was published on this day. The other two parts, THE TWO TRIBES and R…
Tue, 22:17: RT @nihilist_ds: My #datascience career really took off once I adopted Bayesian methods because they allowed me to incorporate my strong pr…
Tue, 22:22: RT @pixelatedboat: Gary Larson and Bill Watterson are the only relatable rich people because once they got rich they quit their jobs to do…
Mon, 22:00: RT @RajeshThind: Mum (cont): We are people who try to live w compassion. We try to handle such situations with love. We are all human being…
Tue, 08:48: RT @jon_snow_420: ancient greek dude: look at this crazy thing. i'm calling it an octopus his friend: what's the plural of that ancient gre…
Tue, 08:49: RT @Pundamentalism: It’s a good job the Tories didn’t spend a load of time and energy on a Corbyn ‘chicken’ campaign, or that could really…
Sun, 16:37: RT @davidhuyssen: The @GuardianEdu column on @ucu and pensions, aside from its incompetence, is of a maddening genre: 'There-Is-No-Alternat…
Sun, 16:42: RT @JimMFelton: These European flags are RUINING the music of Johann Sebastian Bach, Ludwig van Beethoven, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and oh h…
Mon, 07:49: RT @amateuradam: Please note. I will retract all my negative comments about Davey Cameron's book if it contains a chapter entitled "You fuc…
Mon, 07:50: RT @fowlerism: ME: I will now give my Moby Dick presentation as a rap TEACHER: I specifically told you not to d– ME: His palms are sweaty…
Sat, 18:27: RT @theJeremyVine: A number of cases have established this important principle — if you're driving a car and the sun blinds you, you can dr…
Sat, 18:27: RT @sannewman: If you want a picture of the future, imagine navigating through computer menus where the only choices are "Have a boot stamp…
Sat, 18:29: RT @sannewman: Time to take a big mouthful of hypersexual zombie cicadas infected with psychoactive fungus and check the internet https://t…
Sat, 23:07: RT @gordihyena: My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately f…
Sat, 23:08: RT @ASFleischman: Georgia makes it a crime to move or eliminate monuments to the fight for slavery So my hometown, left with no other opti…
Sat, 23:33: RT @loresjoberg: Bees must think we're terrible dancers. "Look at that fool! He's communicating absolutely nothing about the distance and d…
Sat, 23:45: RT @leonardpierce: I was researching crime rates in the Caribbean and I have to say, kudos to the people of the Bahamas for their scrappy d…
Fri, 19:10: RT @mikemikemac: Teaching your kid Excel and subsequently undermining an entire school fundraiser is now my lofty parenting goal https://…
Fri, 19:10: RT @agraybee: Someone said Twitter is the new French salon, and I thought, yeah sure if the French salon was a bunch of 20-something douche…
Fri, 19:11: RT @taylordotbiz: This morning, after six years of pouring my life into the mission, the staff, and the creators of @kickstarter, I was fir…
Fri, 20:21: RT @EmperorCoolidge: @nyrath My increasingly adamant belief is that, in fact, all Star Wars tech is blindly reproducing, repurposing, and j…
Fri, 20:22: RT @JimMFelton: “Found two skeletons holding hands” “We shall call them the Lovers of Modena” “Turns out they’re both men” “So you’re sayin…
Fri, 20:38: RT @SlenderSherbet: Because, at the end of the day, aren't we all just chameleons, trying to catch bubbles? 📹: Imgur user painfulmemes htt…
Fri, 20:40: RT @newsysparks: I will probably never move back to Vancouver but it has nearly the optimal climate and I miss being lightly chilled 10 mon…
Thu, 21:40: RT @MarissaLingen: I bought portobello mushroom jerky at the store and it's awesome and I love it so much it is umami and great BUT THE BA…
Thu, 23:05: RT @13sarahmurphy: ‘The EU isn’t perfect’ they say. No. But when you compare it to the malfunctioning, moral decrepitude that is our gover…
Thu, 23:06: RT @davidallengreen: Two truths 1. Constitutional law is currently exciting and fun 2. Constitutional law should not be exciting and fun
Thu, 23:09: RT @OfficialBagpuss: Even Bagpuss himself once he was asleep was just an old, saggy cloth cat Baggy, and a bit loose at the seams But Emily…
Thu, 23:11: RT @TomHall: Carl: “What is it?” Steve: “Looks like a camera.” Carl: “What’s a camera?” Steve: “How would I know Carl. I’m a Pen…
Fri, 07:38: RT @aedison: This stuff has always struck me as a little too conspiracy-theory-ish. For some reason I'd much rather attribute Boris and co.…
Wed, 18:43: RT @MrEFinch: How far can we make my good friend and colleague Stephen travel? In a week with more than its share of horrors can you help…
Wed, 18:47: RT @benjaminbutter: This normal looking photo is an historic first: the gay prime minister of Luxembourg and his husband meeting with the l…
Wed, 18:48: RT @bernardpivot1: Je propose de faire entrer le mot "brexit" ( sans majuscule ) dans la langue française. Il désignera un débat cacophoniq…
Thu, 06:54: RT @DrRosebland: If Scotland are going to arrest the Queen then it’s worth remembering that she can move diagonally, horizontally and VERTI…
Thu, 07:26: The default reformatting of 'dates' is terrible but at least recoverable if you know about it. The default truncati… https://t.co/dLz1z0VTYg
Thu, 08:23: RT @hannahsmothers_: i spent ~year reporting this, and in that time, no two doctors gave me the same answer when i asked about the potentia…
Tue, 21:50: RT @PeterGrantMP: Fun facts. There’s no inheritance tax on anything below £325,000. No inheritance tax at all if you leave jt all to your s…
Tue, 22:17: RT @americanwombat: Nobody Wanted to Read My Column Until I Started Making Weekly Claims That Were Patently Untrue and Easy to Debunk: toda…
Wed, 08:21: RT @JohnFPfaff: This, from a pretty harsh review of Gladwell’s new book, is an EXCELLENT lesson on why you should always track down the ori…
Wed, 09:25: A good friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body. A true friend of the earth help you move… https://t.co/GvMaQ9M2ee
Wed, 10:27: RT @ClickHole: Hopefully This Article Where We Call Desmond Tutu ‘The Ultimate Bimbo’ Offends Enough People To Get Us Some Valuable Hate Cl…
Mon, 17:21: RT @AlexWattsEsq: So the police are offering guidance to be ready to flee your home sort of...just in case?
Mon, 18:27: RT @celbrash: A friend wrote a well-performing tech article on Medium. It's a good article with one small error - its click success has com…
Mon, 18:57: RT @StubbornLights: @Brainmage "With his engorged pouches, the male signifies he has the clothing feature most desired by the females: pock…
Mon, 20:07: RT @philippawarr: Whenever I catch myself wondering how politics is so poisonous, I remember how those kids would rip each other to shreds…
Sun, 12:46: RT @aditirao: “Some autonomous car experts are already asking for sidewalks to be basically cages with defined doors that open only when th…
Sun, 12:51: RT @tomewing: This kind of thing is my total guilty research pleasure. If I ran the YouGov account all I would do is “ARE YOUR CRISPS TORY?…
Sun, 17:36: RT @griffinkate: Pitch for a musical: a clothing factory is in trouble until they hit on the idea of making clothes that fit actual women,…
Sun, 17:37: RT @computerfact: genie: i will grant you three wishes aladdin: ok genie: but before each wish you must watch an ad aladdin: what genie: to…
Sun, 20:50: RT @rknLA: @destroytoday Current full-time (40hr/wk) jobs aren’t designed for single people to do this; they’re post-war relics & depend on…
Sat, 12:14: RT @MarcusJHBrown: Welcome to my weekly “oh my God, how good is Marina Hyde?“ fanboying, because... oh my God, how good is Marina Hyde? h…
Sat, 17:45: RT @ryanqnorth: RT to support tv show characters paraphrasing their theme song IMMEDIATELY before said theme song, because I CAN'T GET ENOU…
Sat, 17:46: RT @MichaelVieths: @ryanqnorth I liked how, on Stargate SG-1, they'd occasionally open the show with one of the characters humming the open…
Sat, 19:01: RT @existentialcoms: A lot of people don't seem to get this, but being nasty online 24/7 is "problematic", regardless of how "correct" your…
Sat, 20:47: RT @christineexists: tinder but it’s cats. everyone makes their cat a profile. the swiping doesn’t matter. U just. Look at cats and their i…
Sat, 20:53: RT @jfruh: the end of this article, in which various smart kids in the third world wish they could go to the schools that the americans who…
Fri, 12:04: RT @malloryomeara: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making us think being a lady living alone with her cats was a bad thing.
Fri, 15:53: RT @harikunzru: Talking to Americans about UK politics right now is like trying to explain the rules of cricket: “In the first innings you’…
Fri, 22:11: RT @ThePatanoiac: The androids broadcast their prayers to a trinity of satellite gods: SPUTNIK, the progenitor, VALIS, the watcher, and SKY…
Fri, 22:17: RT @JakeNelsonMN: @jfruh Of course "well certainly the RIGHT people will understand which of these parts we actually care about, and which…
Sat, 07:39: RT @PackBenPack: six flags what are you talking about that’s literally the opposite of what you want to do versus a medusa https://t.co/vAU…
Thu, 12:19: RT @jwz: Today in "IP Over Avian Carriers" news: gravislizard: I think every day about how cable internet is IP over MPEG. this is a litera…
Thu, 23:19: RT @Rainmaker1973: Illusory motion is an optical illusion in which a static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of inte…
Wed, 20:15: RT @ChiodoAccord: Me, a law professor hiding under the bed: Armed robber: Me: Armed robber: I've come to rob your house Me: ACTUALLY T…
Wed, 20:16: RT @PonchoRebound: Got my YouTube account locked for uploading the entire David Lynch version of Dune, but at 2x speed and with Yakety Sax…
Wed, 20:16: RT @policyjunkie: It’s the third anniversary of the shortest, and most correct, article in the history of the New York Times. https://t.co/…
Wed, 22:13: RT @ZachWeiner: I currently have two active twitter threads, one on fake theories of quantum mechanics and one on how British government wo…
Wed, 22:14: RT @damiancugley: I'm not saying things were better in the past, just that we have devised the means to make things better but keep using t…
Mon, 15:08: RT @pervocracy: "Rather than using sheets and blankets as we do today, people of early-21st c. North America preferred to sleep in complex…
Mon, 15:10: RT @BootsMcGoot: I cut open the gander reveal cake. the goose is furious. he pecks my wife and many of our guests
Mon, 16:48: RT @hollygramazio: I'm trying to play as many games as I can in September, and write a bit about each one. First up: @WilmotsGame (and my p…
Mon, 16:50: RT @americanwombat: I think a disturbing amount of political opinions are driven by too many guys believing they would handle any given eme…
Mon, 17:02: RT @MobileSuitLilah: We attended a panel on the history of Jason Statham in video games. It was incredible, and it ended 30 mins early when…
Mon, 17:03: RT @gideondefoe: As a kid I definitely assumed Terrance Dicks was both the richest and most famous writer in the world
Sun, 13:08: RT @meakoopa: reviewing all the footage from the Straight Pride Parade hey so quick question I don’t spend much time at straight events are…
Sun, 14:09: RT @DanaLarsen: THREAD ON THE MYTH OF CANNABIS POTENCY US Surgeon General says cannabis is 3x stronger now than in the 90s. "This ain't y…
Mon, 07:09: RT @Popehat: 1999 me: So what’s the most popular internet fad in 2019? 2019 me: Mostly making up fake backgrounds of mass killers in order…
Sat, 14:31: RT @malki: 1970-2012: websites are not very mobile-friendly :( 2012-2016: some websites load nice, simple versions on mobile 2017-end of…
Sat, 19:07: RT @sallyevanz1: pulled over because of suspicious looking tools in the back of my car polis: are those samurai swords? me: they're #bookbi…
Sat, 19:07: RT @gideondefoe: Five people in this train carriage, three are listening to their phones with the speakers on, the idea that brexit has so…
Sat, 20:20: RT @americanwombat: I think everybody wants to work on a technology right up until it's "pretty much almost done" and "just needs some poli…
Sat, 20:47: RT @existentialcoms: one time i thought i had gazed too long into the abyss and it was gazing also into me but it turned out my phone had j…
Sat, 20:57: RT @telemooon: This is 水写纸, it's meant for calligraphy practice. I've never seen anyone use its strange properties for animation and I'm gi…
Fri, 21:13: RT @JuliusGoat: Comedians complaining that suddenly marginalized people are offended by their jokes never pause to consider that maybe they…
Fri, 21:32: RT @badDNDhooks: The party barbarian starts receiving ominous visions of his future, or perhaps his past...hard to say, really, because it'…
Fri, 21:47: RT @sannewman: Maybe if you ever answer "Yes" to one of those "We'd like to show you notifications …" pop-ups, you are sent an invitation t…
Fri, 21:52: RT @fairycakes: 11 years ago I worked in a HMV store and it still remains one of the most surreal employments I’ve ever had. Here are some…
Thu, 19:16: RT @gasmanic: tfw you just want to post your holiday photos on instagram, but some woman keeps photobombing them, and also you're a cloud h…
Thu, 23:39: RT @marthonite: 'no worries if not!' I type, with full knowledge that, if not, I will worry
Thu, 23:41: RT @Actinane: Mr Blobby: blobbyBlobbyblobbyblobbyBLOBBYblobby Doctor: Treatment is simple. Mr Blobby is in town tonight.Go and see him.That…
Fri, 00:05: RT @sannewman: The NY Times should just give this guy Bret Stephens's job. He won it in battle and we all know it is morally his. https://t…
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