Sun, 13:21: RT @craigfots: Convince your friends you’ve obtained the leaked album artwork & tracklisting for Radiohead’s next LP by posting maps of str…
Sun, 15:46: RT @LeBearGirdle: Thirty days hath�September, �April,�June, and November, all the rest have thirty-one Except March which has 8000
Sun, 16:32: RT @NobodyLikedThat: Christian Mystics it Would Suck to be in Quarantine With: A Thread John the Divine (idk like 6AD ???) John: Bloody…
Thu, 15:31: RT @MNateShyamalan: got added to a meme group called “Third Amendment Rights Supporters.” it has 300 members, but nearly every post is by a…
Thu, 17:01: RT @loresjoberg: No blood for whatever the fuck it is we're trading blood for this time.
Thu, 19:49: RT @Anna_Mazz: The 'we missed the emails cos they went into spam or something' claim is making me wonder how the EU phrased their ventilato…
Thu, 19:49: RT @AlexWattsEsq: Boss: "So can you have that ready for noon tomorrow?" Me, aghast, pointing out the window at the STATE of things: "Of co…
Wed, 20:22: RT @SeanMcLoughlin: Right we need to pick ONE video chat app to use and stick to it because so far today I've had to chat with people on Wh…
Wed, 21:44: RT @jpbrammer: after spending a solid two weeks with no one but myself I’m starting to narrow down the source of many of my problems and yo…
Thu, 07:24: RT @ZachWeiner: (for reference, Scotsland is the northernmost England in the United Englands)
Thu, 07:43: RT @existentialcoms: Philosophers: "okay say someone is surgically attached to you and will die if you separate, BUT they are a master viol…
Thu, 08:14: RT @plibin: I was just on a Zoom call that ended automagically after 40 minutes because the organizer was on a free tier. This is the singl…
Thu, 08:14: RT @RahRahRaina: this is from today's toronto star. i've written and backspaced four different jokes about it but honestly maybe it doesn't…
Tue, 16:18: RT @sophiasgaler: positively phenomenal use of the BBC News theme tune. Little does she know this is actually how we make the news https://…
Tue, 16:19: RT @davidgerard: Streaming on a weekday is UNPATRIOTIC. We need that bandwidth for Zoom meetings. So, patriotic citizens - TORRENT Frozen…
Tue, 16:20: RT @antogold: can’t stop thinking about this couple who had to make a fake lap for their clingy cat so they could get work done https://t.c…
Mon, 15:21: RT @thebrainofchris: @AlexWattsEsq Murdoch is alive because when the Grim Reaper came to take him Murdoch begged to be allowed to live long…
Mon, 15:25: RT @pcchan1981: Save money and preserve vital food rations by replacing your appetite with a sick feeling of dread in the pit of your stoma…
Tue, 00:08: RT @LloydLegalist: Things We Didn’t Do: - Start the Fire - Shoot the Deputy Things We Did Do: - Tried To Fight It - Shot the Sheriff - Bui…
Sun, 12:08: RT @Cain_Unable: Amazing to think that 15 years ago Banksy predicted exactly how we'd be delivering Mother's Day flowers today. The guy's a…
Sun, 12:15: RT @gideondefoe: Hey @waterstones when you turn out to be more evil than Amazon your entire reason to exist goes out the window, you've jus…
Sun, 17:15: RT @sannewman: In this difficult time of social distancing, please remember my mother's Alexander teacher Greg, who did a four year Buddhis…
Mon, 00:36: RT @BarristerSecret: For four years those in and advising government have repeatedly told the public that uninformed instinct trumps expert…
Mon, 09:26: RT @gideondefoe: If you've pretty much never in your life written an email or a text or done any form of communication that wasn't at least…
Sat, 13:34: RT @PennyRed: Quarantine day 6, and we’re all: -quietly reading improving books -doing crafts with the three people we’re allowed to see ti…
Sat, 13:35: RT @sannewman: I would like one of those jobs where a magician saws you in half but it turns out to be okay or really generally anything th…
Sat, 13:38: RT @GoJonnyBananas: #OnlyConnect fans, if you're trying to work out the final clue in a sequence in future series try "2020 - No-one" "202…
Sat, 14:09: RT @vinajiemin: I have a new story out today--it's about robots, dogs, raccoons, and a possum! You can read "A Guide for Working Breeds" on…
Sat, 19:36: RT @JeremyCliffe: In these times of crazed panic-buying, here's Angela Merkel showing how it's done: - one (1) pack of toilet roll - a sma…
Sat, 19:39: RT @LydiaFenwick: 💚Painting Chameleon🦎🎨 Watch till the end, my son deserves it 😜 I’m trying hard to keep my anxiety and phobia of illness d…
Fri, 14:13: RT @gideondefoe: Nervously watching the feeds of some of the consistently wrongest extremely-online prognosticators, and if I see a "well,…
Fri, 14:58: Hopeless hot cross bun (I did perk up by the time I'd finished it)
Fri, 14:59: RT @SparkNotes: Things you can do while social distancing: - Self-reflect - Keep a journal - Study the wallpaper - Creep around - Inch eve…
Fri, 16:36: RT @ENOgden: Signing an email two weeks ago: Best, Emily Signing an email now: Wishing that Providence may spare you and yours, and keep yo…
Fri, 18:02: RT @huwlemmey: Remember when those two lads from Cheshire in the 2011 riots posted on Facebook that people should riot and got nicked for i…
Fri, 18:08: RT @MrGeorgeWallace: I heard a demo of TLC's "Waterfalls" a week before the song came out. I bought stock in the rivers and the lakes we're…
Thu, 19:58: RT @BBolander: me: jesus, all i have in the cupboard is two tins of tuna fish, an expired box of jello, and egg noodles 1950's cookbook au…
Thu, 20:04: RT @dirak_: hey you know that guy hoarding hand sanitizer? imagine if he was hoarding money, that people need desperately for literally eve…
Thu, 20:07: RT @clarecollins21: On a (not at all) lighter note: 12-year-old has been selected by school for free Brass instrument lessons and instrumen…
Thu, 20:07: RT @j4: All full of mums feverishly sharing HOW TO TEACH CALCLUS WITH A REAL ANCIENT ROMAN MADE FROM EGGBOXES jfc calm down https://t.co/aL…
Wed, 14:31: RT @joeheenan: My 4yr old son had a bit of a headache but he hates Calpol so I told him it's invisibility potion that lasts for half an hou…
