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  • Mon, 14:56: RT @Jeffwni: No, you EMPHASIZE the wrong word.
  • Mon, 22:39: RT @Brainmage: Hey girl, are you Mortal Kombat? Cuz I have loads of fun with you but I'll be damned if I can pull off a decent finisher.
  • Mon, 22:39: RT @flaviousthebaer: OH NO I MADE A MISTAKK, SHES NOT A FEMM FATALE, SHES JUST SOM WOMAN WHO KILS YUO!!!
  • Mon, 22:54: RT @GlennyRodge: When interviewing for a job as a waiter, tell the interviewer you bring a lot to the table. At this point, offer your hand…
  • Tue, 07:16: RT @ThePatanoiac: "Judgement Day was interesting." He took another sip of the lukewarm decaf. "Nobody back then expected that angels would …
  • Tue, 07:16: RT @ThePatanoiac: "So, all of humanity failed?" "Yeah man." He shrugged. "God gave us all the whole 'I'm not mad, just disappointed' routin…
  • Tue, 07:37: RT @Recurnnnnnnnnnn: Retweet if you think this tweet is sincere and you sincerely like it or if you think it is ironic and you like it iron…
  • Tue, 07:49: RT @VoidOfSpace: Feints within feints, thoughts about thoughts, meta about meta, recursion of recursion
  • Tue, 07:51: RT @MaskOfFace: With great power comes great opportunities to delegate responsibility.
  • Tue, 08:04: RT @MakerOfDecision: I perform April fools jokes that are so meta-ironic, they actually are identical to, and indistinguishable from, not b…
  • Tue, 08:06: RT @FormOfLanguage: Since he named himself after the great animal-lover St Francis, you have to wonder, is the Pope a cat-holic?
  • Tue, 08:13: RT @wikisext: sext: you buy your sturdy, narrow bookshelf while i excitedly attach my seat
  • Tue, 11:20: RT @DeityOfReligion: Clergymen Hate It! One Weird Trick To Enhance Your Piety

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